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Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
« on: November 27, 2009, 11:47:17 AM »
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Possible reasons on what happend

1. completely shit faced

2. emotional half ass suicide attempt after finding his caddy in bed with his wife

3. G'd out at the wheel while backing out of his driveway(GHB)

4. Someone tried to kill off Tiger and sabotaged his SUV(possibly Jack Nickluas)

4 1/2. Found out that his kids aren't really his but his arch enemy Phil Michelson's


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Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance.

FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.


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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2009, 11:48:16 AM »
Place your bets

Possible reasons on what happend

1. completely shit faced

2. emotional half ass suicide attempt after finding his caddy in bed with his wife

3. G'd out at the wheel while backing out of his driveway(GHB)

4. Someone tried to kill off Tiger and sabotaged his SUV(possibly Jack Nickluas)


5. He was hanging out with John Daley

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2009, 11:55:04 AM »
The Orlando Sentinel says Florida Highway Patrol officials have confirmed Woods was pulled out of the driveway of his Isleworth, Florida home at about 2:25 a.m. this morning after he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree on his neighbour's property.

Police say the airbags of Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was travelling under 33 miles per hour

lol @ 2.25am, he was on some bullshit

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2009, 11:55:33 AM »
Place your bets

Possible reasons on what happend

1. completely shit faced

2. emotional half ass suicide attempt after finding his caddy in bed with his wife

3. G'd out at the wheel while backing out of his driveway(GHB)

4. Someone tried to kill off Tiger and sabotaged his SUV(possibly Jack Nickluas)

4 1/2. Found out that his kids aren't really his but his arch enemy Phil Michelson's




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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2009, 11:57:17 AM »
The Orlando Sentinel says Florida Highway Patrol officials have confirmed Woods was pulled out of the driveway of his Isleworth, Florida home at about 2:25 a.m. this morning after he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree on his neighbour's property.

Police say the airbags of Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was travelling under 33 miles per hour

lol @ 2.25am, he was on some bullshit
Drunk for sure

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2009, 12:00:57 PM »
There are reports of him having an affair...If alcohol was not a factor, then this guy must have been fucked up on pills or GHB or something...

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2009, 12:01:54 PM »
The Orlando Sentinel says Florida Highway Patrol officials have confirmed Woods was pulled out of the driveway of his Isleworth, Florida home at about 2:25 a.m. this morning after he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree on his neighbour's property.

Police say the airbags of Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was travelling under 33 miles per hour

lol @ 2.25am, he was on some bullshit
LOL. He's gonna have to take a drop on that shot. Or a mulligan. What journalist wrote that fine line!?   ;D

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2009, 12:03:30 PM »
Traveling under 33MPH, and still hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard.  Must have seen a black Friday deal and hurried to make it to the stampede at walmart.


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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2009, 12:03:46 PM »
Drunk for sure


Ok, now I have a report.  Says he was pulling out of his driveway but he hit a tree and his airbag didn't deploy.

Guess I won't be buying any Buick's that's for sure.   :P

Sounds like he was going off to practice.  
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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 12:04:15 PM »
There goes his PERFECT black man image, he did a chris brown

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2009, 12:04:43 PM »

Ok, now I have a report.  Says he was pulling out of his driveway but he hit a tree and his airbag didn't deploy.

Guess I won't be buying any Buick's that's for sure.   :P

Sounds like he was going off to practice.  
Buicks...LMAO ;D

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2009, 12:05:45 PM »
Oh shit, charges are now pending...wasn't alcohol related.  Fox News


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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2009, 12:06:04 PM »
WHO THE FUCK CARES?  My god!  Fuck Tiger Woods.  Little emasculated pussy........claiming he could bench 400.  I hope his dick is broke and the fool can't golf ever again!  Dude has plenty of money!  Fuck him!  :) LOL HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2009, 12:07:40 PM »
Oh shit, charges are now pending...wasn't alcohol related.  Fox News


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Dont worry Vince he will pay his way out of it.

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2009, 12:08:34 PM »
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2009, 12:08:57 PM »
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

an average swede  ;D

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2009, 12:09:16 PM »
Someone go and check on Coach. He's probably throwing a rope over a beam, right now.  

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2009, 12:10:20 PM »
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

looks like human being can get bored of everything. Maybe his life was just too perfect.

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2009, 12:10:39 PM »
Chimps..I cancelled my whole day to keep up with this story.

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2009, 12:12:55 PM »
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

For every good looking female out there, is many a men who are glad to see them move on...Most of them are fucking psycho...

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2009, 12:13:54 PM »
Someone go and check on Coach. He's probably throwing a rope over a beam, right now.  
Coach was just checked in involuntary to the Duke Hospital mental ward.

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2009, 12:15:13 PM »
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

Angelia Jolie fucked her step Moms boyfriend at one time and probably banged her brother...

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2009, 12:16:51 PM »
Dont worry Vince he will pay his way out of it.


Anytime, they say charges are pending before everything is known is an indication that something else is going on.  Fox News is all over this naturally.  They see him like Barack Obama and a lot of people are licking their chops waiting to see him fall flat on his face.. ;D
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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2009, 12:17:09 PM »
Chimps..I cancelled my whole day to keep up with this story.
For yours and our sakes, I hope there will be no emerging stories about gunmen on grassy knolls.    ;D

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Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2009, 12:18:32 PM »

Anytime, they say charges are pending before everything is known is an indication that something else is going on.  Fox News is all over this naturally.  They see him like Barack Obama and a lot of people are licking their chops waiting to see him fall flat on his face.. ;D

Probably charges of trying to leave the scene of an accident...