Author Topic: Nor Cal gettbiggers, now's your chance! (Read 2057 times)

tommywishbone · « **on:** August 29, 2012, 10:47:49 AM »

All right cats, I'm having touble recruiting people to go skydiving. Saturday September 8th, out by Lodi. $175 grand total- that's the jump, instructions, pics, video, everything.

Who's with me?

http://www.parachutecenter.com/

tommywishbone · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2012, 02:58:37 PM »

self serving bump

bigmikecox · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:01:53 PM »

So cough up $175 to jump OUT of a plane?

tommywishbone · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:03:07 PM »

So you're in? Right on bigmikecox. Oh, sorry, you can not bring one of your fatties along.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:13:39 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on August 29, 2012, 03:03:07 PM

So you're in? Right on bigmikecox. Oh, sorry, you can not bring one of your fatties along.

WHAT?

They would cushion my fall

dr.chimps · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:14:17 PM »

Hey, tommy. I'm guessing everyone wants to navy seal jump, not have their ass tandem-ed to another guy's dick.

Shockwave · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:16:27 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on August 29, 2012, 03:14:17 PM

Hey, tommy. I'm guessing everyone wants to navy seal jump, not have their ass tandem-ed to another guy's dick.

This.

(BTW Chimps, for future reference, they're called H.A.L.O. jumps, that way you can sound cool and in the know)

dr.chimps · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:21:52 PM »

Quote from: Shockwave on August 29, 2012, 03:16:27 PM

This.

(BTW Chimps, for future reference, they're called H.A.L.O. jumps, that way you can sound cool and in the know)

Thanks, man. But, I'll probably just sound like one of those 'stolen valour' idjits.

SF1900 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:27:19 PM »

Would never go sky diving. All I think about is my parachute not opening and me either dying or becoming a paraplegic.

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:29:37 PM »

is this a free jump? or is it strapped to the front of an instructor who gets a massive erection behind you from the adrenaline rush

tommywishbone · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:30:48 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on August 29, 2012, 03:13:39 PM

WHAT? They would cushion my fall

Good point. They're included!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:31:10 PM »

Quote from: Nails on August 29, 2012, 03:29:37 PM

is this a free jump? or is it strapped to the front of an instructor who gets a massive erection behind you from the adrenaline rush

Ha! Sev loving every bit of altitude of that jump.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2012, 03:32:48 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on August 29, 2012, 03:14:17 PM

Hey, tommy. I'm guessing everyone wants to navy seal jump, not have their ass tandem-ed to another guy's dick.

I agree. I don't think the Navy will accept any 50 year recruits though, so I stuck with a tandem jump to start my skydiving career.

POB · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2012, 05:27:21 PM »

Take tbombs

! Post pics

Tapeworm · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2012, 05:44:31 PM »

Quote from: Nails on August 29, 2012, 03:29:37 PM

is this a free jump? or is it strapped to the front of an instructor who gets a massive erection behind you from the adrenaline rush

That's a Getbig thread for sure. "If you were going to die in 25 seconds and no physical evidence would remain, would you let an adrenaline junkie bone your asshole?"

tommywishbone · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2012, 09:22:32 PM »

You freak!

CalvinH · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2012, 06:21:26 AM »

On my to do list.

Bevo · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2012, 07:03:06 AM »

Quote from: POB on August 29, 2012, 05:27:21 PM

Take tbombs ! Post pics

Tbombz might wanna mount ole Tommy boy

Krankenstein · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2012, 07:06:14 AM »

Only if I can be the instructor for this jump

Tapeworm · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2012, 07:14:12 AM »

I wonder if anyone ever hit a bird. Tommy, please ask that for me and what's the correct procedure for avian collisions?