I've been in love with her for years!!
The affair just ended (two months ago) after seeing her kissing a dog on TV but I'm still in mourning.
Pre-disgusting dog smooching Jake would have hit that so hard her grandmother's cooter would feel pain and even bleed a little. No smiley face 'cause I ain't joking one bit.
Don't be hating on my big-butted ex obsession. A lot of people are jealous of her energy level.