Dude - don’t try to “get in with the guys” - nobody likes you and everyone knows what a morbidly obese slob you are. It’s disgusting that you e been desperately trying to fit in for decades and still don’t have the self discipline to at least build a physique that looks like you do something other than sit on your fat ass eating Cheetos and drinking sugar water.

I probably shouldn’t tell you this but when guys are kind to you it’s just to keep you here for us to laugh at. Kind of like when they made Carrie the prom queen just to humiiliate her.

If you weren’t such a cock sucker and treated others with respect and knowing your place as one of the “lesser thanks” - I would pity you and would do nothing but encourage you to turn things around. You do have the power to change it all and a slim chance to be an actual member and not just fodder for entertainment:.

Remember when Dave wouldn't leave his house much and stopped attend shows and everyone thought it was probably cos he was worried about covid, It was probably the crazy bitch wife who wouldn't let him. Marriage is on the rocks and suddenly he's at the Arnold.