SFBP Intelligence Division Funding Directive 01
The Superfantasticbuddypatro l Intelligence Division is able to derive profits from at least two covert activities in order to fund itself: (i) selling certain bodybuilding substances, and (ii) a network of assets in the bodybuilding community who engage in G4P and funnel some of the profit our way in exchange for staying on our good side and a modest, monthly benefit package (including Astroglide rations and a replacement 'Fist of Thor' dildo).
These activities obviate the need for any explicit funding from the budget. It will be like we don't exist, meaning that we can both pursue The Mission (latest top priority: The Gayor) and do so at no cost to the other Superfantasticbuddypatro l divisions.