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Title: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:32:58 AM
Me and my wife we're "working" on having a little italian lifter, but the "schedule" is becoming quite taxing for the old italian lifter...

Ok, jokes aside (i.e. you want to have a go with the old wife etc etc), seriousely what can be useful to help me get more stamina and strenght?
No viagra or similar since the problem is not the the willy: I'm searching for something that can help me globally.

Aminos? Creatine?


I still can't believe I posted a serious question here....
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: BigCyp on April 02, 2013, 04:35:00 AM
PTPS  ;D
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Quickerblade on April 02, 2013, 04:44:04 AM
Me and my wife we're "working" on having a little italian lifter, but the "schedule" is becoming quite taxing for the old italian lifter...

Ok, jokes aside (i.e. you want to have a go with the old wife etc etc), seriousely what can be useful to help me get more stamina and strenght?
No viagra or similar since the problem is not the the willy: I'm searching for something that can help me globally.

Aminos? Creatine?


I still can't believe I posted a serious question here....
take cialis, what do u mean "help you globally" im sure english is not your first language but tell us more and will try to help.

are you getting horny?
do you want to have sex for a long time?

Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: BigCyp on April 02, 2013, 04:45:22 AM
take cialis, what do u mean "help you globally" im sure english is not your first language but tell us more and will try to help.

are you getting horny?
do you want to have sex for a long time?



I think he just wants to know how to make love for 15 minutes, without stopping halfway for a tea break.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:45:37 AM
PTPS  ;D

what PTPS stands for BigCyp? I suspect after this bold move I'll have to delete my account! ;D
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:48:04 AM
take cialis, what do u mean "help you globally" im sure english is not your first language but tell us more and will try to help.

are you getting horny?
do you want to have sex for a long time?



I'm quite horny (as most italians I guess), and the duration it's not an issue: problem is doing it everyday sometimes twice a day!
I'm not so young anymore and I do not have the natural resistance of the typical getbigger
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:48:52 AM
I think he just wants to know how to make love for 15 minutes, without stopping halfway for a tea break.

oxigen.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Quickerblade on April 02, 2013, 04:49:17 AM
I'm quite horny (as most italians I guess)

Not funny
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Quickerblade on April 02, 2013, 04:50:32 AM
ok so you want to do it twice a day for atleast half hour?

how old are you man?
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:51:02 AM
soccer and sex is the only occupation of 90% of italians
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:51:52 AM
ok so you want to do it twice a day for atleast half hour?

how old are you man?

39
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: BigCyp on April 02, 2013, 04:51:56 AM
what PTPS stands for BigCyp? I suspect after this bold move I'll have to delete my account! ;D

It means that you are allowed to stay on getbig, even after this thread, as long as you post several pictures of your wife's vagina on the G&O board (everyone here's done it)  ;D
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: BigCyp on April 02, 2013, 04:52:42 AM
39

You're still young compared to groink and booty.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Quickerblade on April 02, 2013, 04:52:45 AM
soccer and sex is the only occupation of 90% of italians

im joking sir.

if the wife is keen and your keen i dont know what is stopping you.
i dont know bout you, but i get energetic when having sex without taking anything.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:53:02 AM
It means that you are allowed to stay on getbig, even after this thread, as long as you post several pictures of your wife's vagina on the G&O board (everyone here's done it)  ;D

maybe I should ask Fitnessfrenzy help in posting pictures
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:54:00 AM
im joking sir.

if the wife is keen and your keen i dont know what is stopping you.
i dont know bout you, but i get energetic when having sex without taking anything.

I'm not jocking, this is why bankrupcy is near, really really near
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Quickerblade on April 02, 2013, 04:54:39 AM
39

39? thats young man, fuck outta here.

i thought u were 55. your still young, ur hips are good.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:55:24 AM
39? thats young man, fuck outta here.

i thought u were 55. your still young, ur hips are good.

still double the age of the average getbigger
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: booty on April 02, 2013, 04:56:11 AM
Save sex for when your wife is only ovulating. No wanking even. Just fuck her everyday for about a week during her most fertile time. Should have a baby Italian in no time.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Quickerblade on April 02, 2013, 04:56:16 AM
I'm not jocking, this is why bankrupcy is near, really really near

man your avatar has me thinking your over 50. I dont know what your on about about bankruptcy, so your going broke and cant fuck?
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 02, 2013, 04:57:24 AM
man your avatar has me thinking your over 50. I dont know what your on about about bankruptcy, so your going broke and cant fuck?

Maybe his wife is his account manager. That will explain a lot.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:58:00 AM
man your avatar has me thinking your over 50. I dont know what your on about about bankruptcy, so your going broke and cant fuck?

yes mate, hard time for italian stallions  ;D
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: booty on April 02, 2013, 04:58:59 AM
You're still young compared to groink and booty.
Not that much younger. I am 43 and groink is 47.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Quickerblade on April 02, 2013, 04:59:23 AM
Save sex for when your wife is only ovulating. No wanking even. Just fuck her everyday for about a week during her most fertile time. Should have a baby Italian in no time.

funny story here:

I was seeing a italian girl surname is Manfre, we had sex everytime we saw eachother, in the car, in the park, in her home in her brothers pool, i would never fuck her twice though, i always had her wank me off. each time, i cum once fucking her, then 5 mins later a handyy.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 04:59:54 AM
Maybe his wife is his account manager. That will explain a lot.

you're right Mortal, as Booty said, it's like living an account nightmare: x days from this....x days from that....x days time availables...
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 05:00:55 AM
funny story here:

I was seeing a italian girl surname is Manfre, we had sex everytime we saw eachother, in the car, in the park, in her home in her brothers pool, i would never fuck her twice though, i always had her wank me off. each time, i cum once fucking her, then 5 mins later a handyy.

how old you were at the time?
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Quickerblade on April 02, 2013, 05:01:26 AM
how old you were at the time?

25
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 05:02:11 AM
this explains a lot.
Nice memories I guess
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: kyomu on April 02, 2013, 05:21:22 AM
39
Damn you are younger than me. :-\
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 02, 2013, 05:29:12 AM
25

Keep your feces warm. Booty is already wet.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: lulu on April 02, 2013, 05:30:11 AM
Keep your feces warm. Booty is already wet.

LOL
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 02, 2013, 05:32:12 AM
Italian Lifter, I have a child due in about a week, and while it didn't take long to actually get her pregnant once we started actually trying(a bit over a month) it was a bit weird being a "fuck machine" and taking the romance out, but if you want kids it's just something you got to do.  ;D

Also, I wanted a boy and heard doggy was the way to do it, and damned if I'm not having a boy.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: trapz101 on April 02, 2013, 06:21:36 AM
ever consider in vitro fertilization?
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: BigCyp on April 02, 2013, 06:55:17 AM
Italian Lifter, I have a child due in about a week, and while it didn't take long to actually get her pregnant once we started actually trying(a bit over a month) it was a bit weird being a "fuck machine" and taking the romance out, but if you want kids it's just something you got to do.  ;D

Also, I wanted a boy and heard doggy was the way to do it, and damned if I'm not having a boy.

Hahaha yes, I guess she didn't ask to see the double blind studies on this  ;D
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: NordicNerd on April 02, 2013, 07:05:50 AM
Me and my wife we're "working" on having a little italian lifter, but the "schedule" is becoming quite taxing for the old italian lifter...

Ok, jokes aside (i.e. you want to have a go with the old wife etc etc), seriousely what can be useful to help me get more stamina and strenght?
No viagra or similar since the problem is not the the willy: I'm searching for something that can help me globally.

Aminos? Creatine?


I still can't believe I posted a serious question here....

Enough calories, enough sleep, avoid stress.

NN
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 02, 2013, 07:06:50 AM
Italian Lifter, I have a child due in about a week, and while it didn't take long to actually get her pregnant once we started actually trying(a bit over a month) it was a bit weird being a "fuck machine" and taking the romance out, but if you want kids it's just something you got to do.  ;D

Also, I wanted a boy and heard doggy was the way to do it, and damned if I'm not having a boy.

you really get what I was saying: the fuck machine thing that really kills you after some weeks.

I go doggy because it's more confortable for both: we're not into the acrobatic or romace stage, we just need to do the job.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: falco on April 02, 2013, 07:19:00 AM
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Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Tapeworm on April 02, 2013, 09:19:31 AM
you really get what I was saying: the fuck machine thing that really kills you after some weeks.

I go doggy because it's more confortable for both: we're not into the acrobatic or romace stage, we just need to do the job.

Sounds like an erotica killer to me.  :-\

In addition to the most important stuff (sufficient calories of sound nutrition, exercise, sleep, hydration, etc) I say oysters work for horny (probably has to do with zinc), as do eggs and fish.  Without putting it too delicately - these foods go straight to my balls.  Also, let your nuts hang.  Tight underwear will keep them too close to your body which makes them too warm and less likely to produce viable sperm.  Stay away from hot baths and steam rooms too. 

Women are probably helped by similar general good health practices and I've heard that folic acid is a beneficial supplement.  I'm sure her doctor has advised her about all this stuff.

If you're really desperate you could try some hcg.  Pure horny juice, that stuff.  Scary.  Fertility docs probably have barrels of it 'round the back.



If you're tired already, it might be wise to get your sperm checked, and her.... whatever they do...   That way you both know it's going to happen and don't have to have lingering doubts. 

If she is near your age, I hope you have discussed what to do if the baby is less ideal than hoped for, and that you are both on the same page.


Generally, take a less mechanical perspective and get some psychological thrill back into it somehow.  Use the 'job' that you have to do to explore one another's fantasy lives. Human's are endlessly fascinating when it comes to sexuality, so if it feels like you have reached a dead end it's only because one or both of you aren't open to communicating.  If it feels like a chore, I'd examine why.

Genuine sexual arousal is probably important too.  The male will ejaculate more forcefully and there are studies which indicate a female is more likely to conceive if she has orgasmed. [/Dr. Ruth]
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: 240 is Back on April 02, 2013, 09:21:08 AM
3 ways.   tell her to bring along a friend, and you'll give her the seed twice a day.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: NordicNerd on April 02, 2013, 01:50:22 PM
you really get what I was saying: the fuck machine thing that really kills you after some weeks.

I go doggy because it's more confortable for both: we're not into the acrobatic or romace stage, we just need to do the job.

Why do it twice a day? Sperm live for quite some time inside the uterus (a couple of days), hence it may be better to build a larger load  ;D

Further, the woman should lie down after sex and an orgasm may increase sperm retention (suction effect), hence you should get her off also  :D.

NN
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: deadz on April 02, 2013, 01:58:09 PM
you really get what I was saying: the fuck machine thing that really kills you after some weeks.

I go doggy because it's more confortable for both: we're not into the acrobatic or romace stage, we just need to do the job.
;D
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Archer77 on April 02, 2013, 01:59:02 PM
In the same position as you, my Italian friend.  Wife wants another baby. We've been using ovulation kits.  What I do is try to get myself so worked up between harmmerings that when she's ovulating I'm ready to go.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Natural Man on April 02, 2013, 02:23:32 PM
Me and my wife we're "working" on having a little italian lifter, but the "schedule" is becoming quite taxing for the old italian lifter...

Ok, jokes aside (i.e. you want to have a go with the old wife etc etc), seriousely what can be useful to help me get more stamina and strenght?
No viagra or similar since the problem is not the the willy: I'm searching for something that can help me globally.

Aminos? Creatine?


I still can't believe I posted a serious question here....
haha , are you using steroids? If you re shooting blanks you re shooting blanks, nothing much you can do about it.

Btw having kids past 30 is a big no no.

Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: cannon_fodder on April 02, 2013, 03:29:14 PM
Watch porn and whack off. Just before you cum shove it in her pussy and shoot away.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: King Shizzo on April 02, 2013, 03:52:32 PM
Now I know why the Roman empire fell.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: OTHstrong on April 02, 2013, 04:19:45 PM
haha , are you using steroids? If you re shooting blanks you re shooting blanks, nothing much you can do about it.

Btw having kids past 30 is a big no no.


Nothing hcg can not take care of and you do not even have to come off steroids for that matter
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 02, 2013, 05:49:54 PM
Oh yeah, this is not a joke, I would pick her up by her ankles afterwards for a minute or two, then let her out a pillow under her butt to hold it in. This is good because you can then go post on getbig.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Voice of Doom on April 03, 2013, 09:42:02 AM
was in the same boat, went the route of planning the sex around "best times".  Got tired of feeling like seed machine.  Gave up trying and took whte wife to Central America for 6 weeks to relax and plan the next phase, enjoyed the beach, run, relaxing and BOOM...preggers.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 04, 2013, 05:02:50 AM
Sounds like an erotica killer to me.  :-\

In addition to the most important stuff (sufficient calories of sound nutrition, exercise, sleep, hydration, etc) I say oysters work for horny (probably has to do with zinc), as do eggs and fish.  Without putting it too delicately - these foods go straight to my balls.  Also, let your nuts hang.  Tight underwear will keep them too close to your body which makes them too warm and less likely to produce viable sperm.  Stay away from hot baths and steam rooms too. 

Women are probably helped by similar general good health practices and I've heard that folic acid is a beneficial supplement.  I'm sure her doctor has advised her about all this stuff.

If you're really desperate you could try some hcg.  Pure horny juice, that stuff.  Scary.  Fertility docs probably have barrels of it 'round the back.



If you're tired already, it might be wise to get your sperm checked, and her.... whatever they do...   That way you both know it's going to happen and don't have to have lingering doubts. 

If she is near your age, I hope you have discussed what to do if the baby is less ideal than hoped for, and that you are both on the same page.


Generally, take a less mechanical perspective and get some psychological thrill back into it somehow.  Use the 'job' that you have to do to explore one another's fantasy lives. Human's are endlessly fascinating when it comes to sexuality, so if it feels like you have reached a dead end it's only because one or both of you aren't open to communicating.  If it feels like a chore, I'd examine why.

Genuine sexual arousal is probably important too.  The male will ejaculate more forcefully and there are studies which indicate a female is more likely to conceive if she has orgasmed. [/Dr. Ruth]
this is so true.

I feel a little bit tired honestly even if we just got started.
Later on if we're unsuccessfull it will be time to get checked.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 04, 2013, 05:04:34 AM
In the same position as you, my Italian friend.  Wife wants another baby. We've been using ovulation kits.  What I do is try to get myself so worked up between harmmerings that when she's ovulating I'm ready to go.

we'll see who will be successful first!
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 04, 2013, 05:12:25 AM
we'll see who will be successful first!
Ginseng and just get busy with her in a back room of the nursing home.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2013, 03:07:47 PM
Italian Lifter, I have a child due in about a week, and while it didn't take long to actually get her pregnant once we started actually trying(a bit over a month) it was a bit weird being a "fuck machine" and taking the romance out, but if you want kids it's just something you got to do.  ;D

Also, I wanted a boy and heard doggy was the way to do it, and damned if I'm not having a boy.
Christ man, why didn't you inform us sooner? Congrats! Hope the baby isn't black.
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 11, 2013, 01:04:39 AM
Ginseng and just get busy with her in a back room of the nursing home.

lolz...btw your avatar is disturbing
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 11, 2013, 01:10:51 AM
I don't have any childs yet, sorry OP.  :D
Title: Re: Question for guys with childs
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 11, 2013, 01:48:27 AM
lolz...btw your avatar is disturbing
Why do you find it disturbing?