Steven Seagal is a lying Narcissist, the guy has mistaken his movies for real life, he wouldn't last five seconds in the octagon. Randy Couture laughed at Steven Seagall and said he would come out of retirement ONLY to fight Steven Seagal. Steven, being the delusional douchebag he is, took the Randy Couture joke seriously and suggested they have a fight to the death but with no spectators and no witnesses (What a fucken loser). Serious Martial artists who can actually fight and who ACTUALLY compete, laugh hard at Steven Seagal and think he is a delusional douchebag. Seagal would NEVER compete because he would get his arse kicked, all those Bullshit Aikido demonstrations he does are pre rehearsed demonstrations, they only work when the attacker agrees to behave in a certain way, you may as well ask someone to lay down and then you stomp on their face and claim that you beat them up fair and square. On a movie set in the early 2000's an old man by the name of Gene Lebell Choked Seagal out and Steven actually SHIT his pants after he lost consciousness. Even though there were witnesses, Seagal denies the story (wouldn't you after you just finished bragging you couldn't be choked out and moments later you were choked out and then shit your pants). Bas Rutten was shocked when Seagal claimed to have taught Anderson Silva the front kick to the face that he used on Vitor Belfort. BAS RUTTEN claimed he would easily defeat Seagal, he suggested he would slap him around, pull his ponytail and a few headbutts here and there and that would be it. Seagal is a JOKE!