Cleanest Natural - question

[BigCyp]

Rumor has it that my foot has an appointment with your ass if you use Big Cyps name in vain again, Army of Cum.

Make sure you don't wear loose fitting shoes, and preferably a pair you don't mind losing bro

[Army of One]

Rumor has it that my foot has an appointment with your ass if you use Big Cyps name in vain again, Army of Cum.

Rumor has it you are more of a fist in the ass guy

[Mr Nobody]

Hahahaha yes, black jizzler is well known in Soho's busking community for his silent renditions of 'sweet child of mine' on a 12 inch dildo

Good to see you are back BigCyp.

[bigmc]

Rumor has it you are more of a fist in the ass guy

where is jonny no name when you need him

[Big Chiro Flex]

Make sure you don't wear loose fitting shoes, and preferably a pair you don't mind losing bro

Are you insinuating that "Gargling ManPlums" has taken more fists than a prime Peter Buckley?

[Big Chiro Flex]

Are you insinuating that "Gargling ManPlums" has taken more fists than a prime Peter Buckley?

You fuckers need me to cite my sources. All of a sudden I empathize with JNN.

http://www.examiner.com/article/history-s-worst-boxer-retires-with-256-losses-de-la-hoya-retires-with-10-titles

[Army of One]

Are you insinuating that "Gargling ManPlums" has taken more fists than a prime Peter Buckley?

Im saying that Child Sex is so notorious in his town for his fisting abilities, that all the local plumbers went out of business when the housewives with blocked drains found out about his skills.

[BigCyp]

Good to see you are back BigCyp.

Hahaha, the epitome of generation nothingness when an anonymous person logs back into a message board after 2 months absence, and is greeted by a Mr Nobody, who expresses his appreciation of your return

  Cheers though big guy

[Hulkotron]

Hahaha, the epitome of generation nothingness when an anonymous person logs back into a message board after 2 months absence, and is greeted by a Mr Nobody, who expresses his appreciation of your return

  Cheers though big guy

What successes did you accomplish during your period of quiet reflection?

[Army of One]

What successes did you accomplish during your period of quiet reflection?

he realised how much of a pussy he was for waiting until his wedding night to have sex with his wife, the resulting shock added with Derek Anthonys death and subsequent lack of member site updates led him in to the fetal position

[Palpatine Q]

Yes keep your voice to a respectful volume and tone.

This is what I've been saying

[Army of One]

This is what I've been saying

Should have been talking about Leg training instead 

[Big Chiro Flex]

he realised how much of a pussy he was for waiting until his wedding night to have sex with his wife, the resulting shock added with Derek Anthonys death and subsequent lack of site updates led him in to the fetal position

"Squirt On MyGums" jealous in this thread that no stud has ever waited til his wedding night to bed him down an consummate the relationaship.

[Palpatine Q]

Should have been talking about Leg training instead 

Or looking up fun facts about the penis

[Army of One]

Or looking up fun facts about the penis

Or buying a decent phone case

[BigCyp]

What successes did you accomplish during your period of quiet reflection?

I wish I could say it was a quiet break brother, but unfortunately I found myself stranded in landlocked Uganda with only a fishing net and some hooks to secure a livelyhood. As providence would have it, I had just enough net to make myself some fishnet stockings, and the 2 hooks I had left made some very fetching earrings when I paired them with a couple of discarded ringpulls. Needless to say, once I was in this ensemble I only had to let the 36 inch quads do the talking and I made enough money in 1 week to apply for my National fishing liscence!!!

[Cleanest Natural]

haha 

[Mr Nobody]

Hahaha, the epitome of generation nothingness when an anonymous person logs back into a message board after 2 months absence, and is greeted by a Mr Nobody, who expresses his appreciation of your return

  Cheers though big guy

Thank you sir, keep your head up and don't think about your dad.

[Army of One]

I wish I could say it was a quiet break brother, but unfortunately I found myself stranded in landlocked Uganda with only a fishing net and some hooks to secure a livelyhood. As providence would have it, I had just enough net to make myself some fishnet stockings, and the 2 hooks I had left made some very fetching earrings when I paired them with a couple of discarded ringpulls. Needless to say, once I was in this ensemble I only had to let the 36 inch quads do the talking and I made enough money in 1 week to apply for my National fishing liscence!!!

haha very good!But Ill have you know in your absence many members of this board have switched allegiances to Sudan, quoting the change down to the weather and exquisite cuisine

[Hulkotron]

Some prominent figures going "blow for blow" on the stage of history in this thread.

[Hulkotron]

I would be embarrassed to have a file "penis size.xls" on my CPU.

[njflex]

'chiro...'gargling manplums' lol hard...

[BigCyp]

I would be embarrassed to have a file "penis size.xls" on my CPU.

Among the usual files on his CPU, such as "pre-teenlovlies".xls and "12yearoldmidgets".xls it's not such a red flag Hulkatron

[bigmc]

'chiro...'gargling manplums' lol hard...

yew we may have to change chiros name to bigchiro

such is the improvement in name changing he is showing in this thread

[King Shizzo]

Strokes of genius.