A slap to the face is an affront to one's dignity, and its restoration demands satisfaction. Cowards lack character, much less respect. Piana is not upright and took it too far. Genova has but one recourse left: lethal combat. Much like the Code Duello set principles to adjudicate affairs of honor between gentlemen,
El Código Dwoofus was produced during the Spanish Age of Reconquista to arbitrate the duels of dullards aboard Columbus' ships (because watching retards trying to kill each other boosts morale). In order to save face from an impertinent slap, the Code Dwoofus stipulates nothing other than maces at dawn, substituting the fearsome cudgel for a
boliche or ball-in-a-cup as the lethal bludgeon, until one of the principles is unable to potato. It's the only way.
