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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2015, 05:36:22 PM »
NFL players are explosively strong and the top of the food chain.
Sure ,haha










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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #51 on: March 05, 2015, 05:52:49 PM »
Sure ,haha



We all know how this ends.

Supposed Euro Rugby "God" tries to compete with the Americans. Touches the ball 8 times. Gets injured. NFL Career Over. The End.

I have to remember to bump this thread in August when it takes place.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2015, 06:36:42 PM »
Maybe the "English" should form a team of the toughest white "Rugby" players and come win the Super Bowl for the next decade.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2015, 11:55:20 PM »
He's a gifted athlete who's done it all in league and has always wanted to have a crack at the NFL

If he fails big deal he had a shot and won't die wondering unlike most




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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #54 on: March 06, 2015, 12:14:58 AM »

haha.... the fastest slow white guy on the rugby team..





Am I missing something here, clearly the guy doesnt look white.

Lord Chronos

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #55 on: March 06, 2015, 12:17:10 AM »
Maybe the "English" should form a team of the toughest white "Rugby" players and come win the Super Bowl for the next decade.

Whats with the white reference? The guy is like polynesian or something.


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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #56 on: March 06, 2015, 12:24:20 AM »
6'2" 228 ?   Lol. More like 5'11" 240  He is a toad who will get smoked in the NFL.  Can't wait to see him beheaded in preseason. 

He's clearly taller than Reggie bush who's listed as 6'




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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #57 on: March 06, 2015, 12:32:33 AM »
i love how the muricans thinks that no one can play american football

unless they are 100 lbs overweight juiced to the gills

and cant count to potato

this guy is being tackled without body armour by 250 lb samoan wrecking machines

he will laugh in the face of these fat armoured nancy boys
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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2015, 12:52:39 AM »
To think he won't be able to take a hit is laughable. Rugby doesn't have any protection. Most of the guys who play can run without needing oxygen tanks and are strong as fuck.

Whether he will be any good is another matter...

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2015, 03:21:12 AM »
NFL aint what it use to be  when the rugby players from the early 90s tried out

now its just great athletes playing a pussy game where there is barely any big hits and you can barely touch your opponent without getting
penalized.

all he has to do is catch the ball and run while stepping which isnt all that hard considering thats what he has been doing his whole life. he might get
smashed occasionally but once again he has been doing it his whole life he will get up and shake it off

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #60 on: March 06, 2015, 03:32:31 AM »
Amd the rugby crowd comes crawling out.  The no-pads nonsense is laughable.  The hits in rugby are nowhere near what they are in the NFL.  CTE, look it up.
In his highlight reel the vast makority of "tackles" were pathetic attempts at arm tacking that looked lids on a playground. That uproght style is going to get him smashed. He is used to outrunning slow white guys, in comparison to the NFL.
Might make a team as a novelty/return guy. Nothing more.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #61 on: March 06, 2015, 03:49:09 AM »
Amd the rugby crowd comes crawling out.  The no-pads nonsense is laughable.  The hits in rugby are nowhere near what they are in the NFL.  CTE, look it up.
In his highlight reel the vast makority of "tackles" were pathetic attempts at arm tacking that looked lids on a playground. That uproght style is going to get him smashed. He is used to outrunning slow white guys, in comparison to the NFL.
Might make a team as a novelty/return guy. Nothing more.

typical yank

murica rocks we are the toughest

I laugh in your general direction

your rugby team gets bitch slapped every time they play anyone

armour is for nancy boys chuckles
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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #62 on: March 06, 2015, 04:01:30 AM »
typical yank

murica rocks we are the toughest

I laugh in your general direction

your rugby team gets bitch slapped every time they play anyone

armour is for nancy boys chuckles

"Big hit" in rugby is a very avg tackle in the NFL.  And since this guy was a superstar in rugby he should dominate. And it's our third rate athletes playing rugby, hoss.  If we wanted to we would dominate it like every other sport that matters.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #63 on: March 06, 2015, 04:04:26 AM »
"Big hit" in rugby is a very avg tackle in the NFL.  And since this guy was a superstar in rugby he should dominate. And it's our third rate athletes playing rugby, hoss.  If we wanted to we would dominate it like every other sport that matters.

if we wanted to is a very hard argument to refute ::)

I get you are all patriots

take out the black athletes and America is a country of fat white losers

you hear me brah
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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #64 on: March 06, 2015, 04:06:41 AM »
if we wanted to is a very hard argument to refute ::)

I get you are all patriots

take out the black athletes and America is a country of fat white losers

you hear me brah

Take out the brothas and I would be in the NBA or NFL. Lol. Plus I just love the football vs rugby arguments on here. Always classics.  And I actually played a little rugby.  Hitting wasnt that bad, but the cardio needed was brutal.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #65 on: March 06, 2015, 04:25:30 AM »
The guy runs in the 4.5+ range hand-timed (so probably more like 4.6) and upright, and has never played a down of football.  His "dream" is going to come to an abrupt end quite quickly.  Basically a high-profile camp body.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #66 on: March 06, 2015, 04:33:02 AM »
"Big hit" in rugby is a very avg tackle in the NFL.  And since this guy was a superstar in rugby he should dominate. And it's our third rate athletes playing rugby, hoss.  If we wanted to we would dominate it like every other sport that matters.

Sport that matters? Let's have a look:

Drinking: Fucking nowhere
Darts: Fucking nowhere
Snooker: Fucking nowhere
Bodybuilding: OK, you win here

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #67 on: March 06, 2015, 05:23:14 AM »
Maybe Coach can give him some tips.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #68 on: March 06, 2015, 05:34:59 AM »
Amd the rugby crowd comes crawling out.  The no-pads nonsense is laughable.  The hits in rugby are nowhere near what they are in the NFL.  CTE, look it up.
In his highlight reel the vast makority of "tackles" were pathetic attempts at arm tacking that looked lids on a playground. That uproght style is going to get him smashed. He is used to outrunning slow white guys, in comparison to the NFL.
Might make a team as a novelty/return guy. Nothing more.

It's not fucking Rugby dickhead. Rugby has no big hits it's a joke. Rugby LEAGUE is totally different. Rugby is the 4th ranked ball sport in Australia for a reason, it's fucking shit compared to what else there is even AFL shits on it and that's saying a lot. Go watch a real game of league his highlight reel is showing what he can do when he makes breaks.

You watch a shit game of Rugby and think that's what Jarrod Hayne has been playing.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #69 on: March 06, 2015, 05:52:03 AM »
typical yank


your rugby team gets bitch slapped every time they play anyone



Just like our soccer team. the best athletes in the states don't play these sports.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #70 on: March 06, 2015, 06:35:00 AM »
Amd the rugby crowd comes crawling out.  The no-pads nonsense is laughable.  The hits in rugby are nowhere near what they are in the NFL. 

The reason the hits in the NFL are harder is strongly down to the padding. Take the protective armour away, and the players wouldn't be able to hit each other nearly as hard due to risk of getting injured themselves in the process.

If we wanted to we would dominate it like every other sport that matters.

What sport does America dominate? BB possibly? :D
The top sports in America are all insular ones that are barely watched, let alone played outside the continent. Therefore, America's dominance in them is irrelevant as Ireland's dominance of Gaelic football.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #71 on: March 06, 2015, 06:43:39 AM »
Take the protective armour away, and the players wouldn't be able to hit each other nearly as hard due to risk of getting injured themselves in the process.



Watch out fellas, we got a genius on our hands.

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #72 on: March 06, 2015, 06:54:37 AM »

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #73 on: March 06, 2015, 06:56:30 AM »
Watch out fellas, we got a genius on our hands.

I'm no Marty Champions but I do my best. :D

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Re: 49ers sign Rugby Star who's never taken a snap
« Reply #74 on: March 06, 2015, 06:59:34 AM »
I'm no Marty Champions but I do my best. :D

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