If I'm, as you say, "retarded" then you are most definitely barely sentient. Amoebic might be suitable in referencing you... As to the googling of candid photographs this would hold true of any before (drugs) pictures of the genetic wonders of today's bodybuilders.
Blah, blah, blah. The twinks are on drugs. They never look this way except for movies. That's how high priced Hollywood trainers make the big bucks. A couple months of training, some anavar or tbol and they look better than they ever have. And better than they ever will.
These twinks, Christian Bale, Brad Pitt, Ed Norton, Twilight Fag, Daniel Craig, the list goes on. Not saying they look extraordinary, just saying they look like twinks on orals. Can you get that through your pea brain or do I need to get some crayons and draw you a diagram?