Hahahaha. Seriously...
Alpine is wrong. All the muscular guys I see are pulling hot chicks.
Even to use his example of the guidos...
I pose the question:
You think those guys in the club don't get laid? I'd bang the hell outta any of those broads in the background, and if you wouldn't you're gay as the day is long. I suppose if you want to marry some nice adjusted mormon chick, you need all the qualities he mentioned, but if you just want to bang a hot slut a muscular body is all it takes.
I ain't looking to get married.
Alpine probably sees all these uneducated muscular young guys pulling ass in the clubs and gets jealous. To make himself feel better, he tells himself they're all sluts, and the chicks he dates are "quality women" and "marriage material." lmao. Bitter, bitter man.