I was late for work this morning (true story ).
Considering your work history(stripper) I am sure Burker King didn't mind you running a bit late for a worthwhile cause such as Getbig.
WrongThis is my job for the last 9 years .
I love the old pictures of the workers in New York on the big iron girders.
Consider yourself lucky to still be alive, one of the most dangerous jobs out there.
Because of getbig I shit my pants
Because of Getbig, I will take Plazmosis, which will cause me to blow up to 300 lbs of fat, cause my arms and legs to shrink, and get me 27th place at the New York Pro!