My buddy at work is into "natural bodybuilding" fucken drives me nuts. At set times everyday he goes in his book bag and take his vitamens. All specially wrapped up in paper towel. It takes him like ten minutes just to swallow the fucken pills. It's like clockwork everyday he has to make this production out of it Than he had to take his protein and creatine right before we leave work haha. Good kid it's just funny after being on this board for so long he fits that natty stereo type to a t.
I actually had him watch bigger faster stronger. At least he's a little more informed now.
Hahaha nice, man. Just send him an email with nothing more than the URL to the Gossip & Opinions board here at Getbig. That'll straighten him the fuck out LOL it killed bodybuilding for me, but I'm happy that I snapped out of it before it was too late. I might otherwise be doing upside down splits while telling schmoes to stay behind the line or making duck faces like DLB and her fruity bodyfriend.
Oh, and JNN... I would pound the shit out of her too. It if weren't for the duck faces and tough bitch image she's trying to sell I'm sure she'd bump herself up a few notches. But like you said, the real world non-delusional sweety is what I'd rather choose.
My momma always told me to go for the "bring home to mom" kinda chicks. Straight up said that they put out too, so don't be a dumbass and mess with whores because the smart dude picks the chick who's head is screwed on tight. She was fucking right too. All the sweet, intelligent chicks that I hooked up with were NYMPHOS once I popped their cherries!!!!! Half of them had never even kissed a guy and they would literally beg to suck my dong just to please me. Good girls who are smart also know what they want. And if they feel secure, they can let out their inner whore and will want to fuck your brains out. My buddies bragged about banging dime pieces when in fact they were just 7/10 club whores at best, and they only got laid once every few weeks. I was getting my dick sucked after my high school girlfriends tucked me into bed and cleaned my room!! I think I found the winning formula, not those dumbasses.
My first fuck was the only one who wasn't a virgin and I fine tuned the formula like I was a chemical engineer. Every girl I was awesome and definitely wifey material. Would have kept going but I met my wife at a young age and she told me right away that we were getting married one day. And she was right LOL