The idiom about winners in the Special Olympics applies to your being great at garnering Facebook likes.
You get a job yet?
Good question!
I currently have two offers now actually.. now I just need to decide if its detroit or pittsburgh.... two of americas nicest cities clearly
. Both start in January, but I don't have long to decide. I actually have made decent money recently writing diets for people lol. Insert retard meathead comment.. but it pays the bills, and my attention whoring/trolling helps with getting people.
I dont even deserve to be in the special olympics.. I use to be athletic, now I am pretty much a useless retard who can lift heavy things. I went to this place filled with trampolines(it was actually packed and quite fun), I could barely dunk a basketball with it and I was shown up by 12 year olds and their back flips for hours on the trampoline, after my near heart attack after 20 minutes.