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WTF Talking Bird
« on: April 02, 2009, 10:41:58 AM »
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 10:47:02 AM »
how is your neck training going broskie?
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 11:15:14 AM »
Quote from: Shawdow on April 02, 2009, 10:47:02 AM
how is your neck training going broskie?
Funny you ask, i'm about to get my harness out in 20 mins.
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 11:24:43 AM »
Quote from: Method101 on April 02, 2009, 10:41:58 AM


I had an African Grey just like this one for almost 10 years. amazing birds..  she could mimic the sound of a dripping faucet, the phone ringing..so perfectly that I would go answer the phone...  she would laugh in my voice, cursed in my voice, she screamed shuddup all the time. Mimicked perfectly the sound of the kids, the cats, etc. whistled the theme from the Andy Griffith show all the time, was her favorite song. Loved her.. she was a hoot. Gave her to my sister when I moved, got tired of the constant noise. Shes happier now too, as she only liked blond-haired women...would attempt to bite the shit out of anyone else. hmmm

They generally live for about 90-100 years.
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 01:08:01 PM »
holy shit is that real? the funny potential of this bird is limitless. haha it sounds like ronnie coleman. they should have it watch 'unbelievable' just so it would shout ronnies one liners. or have it watch porn so it would make sex noises all the time HAHAHAHAHA
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 01:11:14 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on April 02, 2009, 11:15:14 AM
Funny you ask, i'm about to get my harness out in 20 mins.

harness ? .. WTF?

Do neck bridges they're awesome
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 01:16:52 PM »
Quote from: MB_722 on April 02, 2009, 01:11:14 PM
harness ? .. WTF?

Do neck bridges they're awesome
resistance training with weights is the best method to achieve muscle hypertrophy, bodyweight exercises are not as effective.
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 01:28:44 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on April 02, 2009, 01:16:52 PM
resistance training with weights is the best method to achieve muscle hypertrophy, bodyweight exercises are not as effective.

They MIGHT be as effective. You never know. Depends.
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 01:45:33 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on April 02, 2009, 01:08:01 PM
holy shit is that real? the funny potential of this bird is limitless. haha it sounds like ronnie coleman. they should have it watch 'unbelievable' just so it would shout ronnies one liners. or have it watch porn so it would make sex noises all the time HAHAHAHAHA

true, the potential is limitless...however, be prepared to wake up everyday at the crack of dawn to the sounds of ronnie coleman or sex/porn sounds, if thats what you want to teach it.  ...for the rest of your
her favorite thing to scream at 6am was 'chirp chirp' then 'shudduuup!!!!' and 'fuck it' repeating both for at least an hour
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 02:22:57 PM »
Quote from: INSOMNIA on April 02, 2009, 01:45:33 PM
true, the potential is limitless...however, be prepared to wake up everyday at the crack of dawn to the sounds of ronnie coleman or sex/porn sounds

Is there a difference? All the grunting etc.
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 02:56:19 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on April 02, 2009, 02:22:57 PM
Is there a difference? All the grunting etc.

YIP YIP!!! Yeeeeah baby! light weights! ;D
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Re: WTF Talking Bird
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 11:13:00 PM »
I wonder if it can mimic the sound Kai Greene makes when he fucks the grapefruit
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