DLB running on a track is as visually hilarious as the video of the man attempting to become the "world's fastest dwarf". But in all honesty, the man I admire for his tenacity in the face of the adversity that is his condition. DLB?
Her condition is the result of her own doing. And her weirdo husband. So then. If it runs like a dwarf, has legs like a dwarf but isn't a dwarf what then is it?
A duckfaced DLB. Gross.