LWB Me, Myself & I

[light weight baby]

bber asks me to go to negro party for the benefit of school children in africa

go there mirin a lot of black women

sit across one glorious and shining chocolate honey, looking so fresh beautiful young

we start talking over dinner and drinks

she's 21 year old (im 28) and in university for "social work" sounds useless as shit but moving on

tell her i'm an operations supervisor but also completing a post graduate degree this year so i can impress her wit status and brain power (i was looking fucking HUGE so no need to impress with muscles at this point)

she's very laid back kind of lazy permabulking chick

face of an epic dime piece

her mother is next to her looking like mary j blige, would totally fuck the mother, think mother was even hotter back in her hayday

anyway

here is the part to analyze

-she asks if i have a gf
-i say no, ask if she has bf
-she says yes
-fucking shit
-ask if they been dating long
-she makes a face like not really and she dont rly care? she says about 3 months
-we make some more random conversations
-when i say im leaving she asks me if i want to take her number
-i say yes
-she says "but we can just be friends?"
-i says "sure"
-she gets up and walks with me across the party to the outside, to say goodbye outside, along the way she crosses her mom and her mom friend and they look like "you go girl" (srs)
-once outside i say it was nice meeting her, hope to meet again soon
-hug and kiss on the cheek briefly

so well

do i have a chance?

this would be so epic tho

[Grape Ape]

bber asks me to go to negro party for the benefit of school children in africa

Bullshit.

[Danimal77]

bber asks me to go to negro party for the benefit of school children in africa

go there mirin a lot of nigress

sit across one glorious and shining nigress, looking so fresh beautiful young

we start talking over dinner and drinks

she's 21 year old (im 28) and in university for "social work" sounds useless as shit but moving on

tell her i'm an operations supervisor but also completing a post graduate degree this year so i can impress her wit status and brain power (i was looking fucking HUGE so no need to impress with muscles at this point)

she's very laid back kind of lazy permabulking chick

face of an epic dime piece

her mother is next to her looking like mary j blige, would totally fuck the mother, think mother was even hotter back in her hayday

anyway

here is the part to analyze

-she asks if i have a gf
-i say no, ask if she has bf
-she says yes
-fucking shit
-ask if they been dating long
-she makes a face like not really and she dont rly care? she says about 3 months
-we make some more random conversations
-when i say im leaving she asks me if i want to take her number
-i say yes
-she says "but we can just be friends?"
-i says "sure"
-she gets up and walks with me across the party to the outside, to say goodbye outside, along the way she crosses her mom and her mom friend and they look like "you go girl" (srs)
-once outside i say it was nice meeting her, hope to meet again soon
-hug and kiss on the cheek briefly

so well

do i have a chance?

this would be so epic tho

You join this site 3 weeks ago and are asking complete strangers if you have a chance with a girl who has a bf and kissed you on the cheek and said you can be FRIENDS?? Dude, get a fucking life and grow the fuck up. Sad and pathetic (NO JOKE).

[calfzilla]

Does the bodybuilder that invited you to the party know you are the great anabolichalo of getbig.com?

Yes you have a chance, good chance IMO.

[C-BuZz]

If shes into juicing, bald, ugly, pizza back, self absorbed losers then  yes, you got a good shot IMO...

[Core]

You join this site 3 weeks ago and are asking complete strangers if you have a chance with a girl who has a bf and kissed you on the cheek and said you can be FRIENDS?? Dude, get a fucking life and grow the fuck up. Sad and pathetic (NO JOKE).

You are aware this is halo right?

[Rusty Trombone]

Bullshit.

x2

[light weight baby]

Does the bodybuilder that invited you to the party know you are the great anabolichalo of getbig.com?

Yes you have a chance, good chance IMO.

i doubt he knows; he's pretty old school fella probably not into forums. he didnt even know who is rolley winkler, when i showed pictor he was blown away by rolley

many so excited about this adventure

i had some weird dreams about this chick

she hit me up on whatsapp last night at 2 am to tell me good night and big kiss

 


now i gotta play it cool

[light weight baby]

If shes into juicing, bald, ugly, pizza back, self absorbed losers then  yes, you got a good shot IMO...

juicing
half bald, but japan is going to release the cure in 2018 
decent everyday face
no acne at all since i ran accutane, it all cleared up like MAGIC
self absorbed like everyone else
loser no no i'm really making it in life, probably got more money than you did at my age, and i mean a lot more

but i'm getting real big and those permabulking honeys love a man that makes them feel small and delicate, even when they dont realize this

 

[light weight baby]

i think she easily downed 1500kcal in one sitting, that plate was so stacked and half way thru she was starting to strugle but she ate nearly everything, in the end she was sweating from the challenge

she reminded me of baby mama this way, with 10/10 face and absolutely no regard for her figure

but a lot younger (18 years younger!) and shinier

and a much bigger ass and lips

 

[johnnynoname]

with all due respect but if you use the phrase "if i have a chance" then you're still a boy and really don't have a chance

[Simple Simon]

finds out partners pregnant wants to hit some random girl at party.



asswipe of peace.

[Slapper]

Bullshit.

That's an oxymoron.

[The Scott]

All Getbiggers saw in the title was "please anal-yze".

[8 INCH not biceps]

Of course you do, in this day and age a girl dating a dude means nothing, I fucked many girls in my time who said they have boyfriend or dating somebody, as long as they are not married it's fair game.

[moty]

Did you toss the 88lb honey off your balcony gable tostee style?

[Simple Simon]

Of course you do, in this day and age a girl dating a dude means nothing, I fucked many girls in my time who said they have boyfriend or dating somebody, as long as they are not married it's fair game.

and with an ego like yours I bet you believe no girls you were dating were banging random dudes.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Wait!  She offers her number and then asks to be friends?  Is she 12?   Wtf.  Just call her and tell her you dig her and want to be more than friends and if she agrees to call you back and then hang up the phone.

[Tapeworm]

I never knew bodybuilders did so much good for African school kids.

[Deadpool]

wow, you have been friend zoned: 

[light weight baby]

Did you toss the 88lb honey off your balcony gable tostee style?

she's still in thailand

keeping tabs on her

[light weight baby]

I never knew bodybuilders did so much good for African school kids.

yes i essentially donated 50 euros to give children in cameroon a brighter future

i have a big heart for children

[Chadwick The Beta]

yes i essentially donated 50 euros to give children in cameroon a brighter future

i have a big heart for children

except for the son you neglected, who later died

[light weight baby]

Wait!  She offers her number and then asks to be friends?  Is she 12?   Wtf.  Just call her and tell her you dig her and want to be more than friends and if she agrees to call you back and then hang up the phone.

that's what confused me also how she walked me outside in a way that was like she was treating me like more than a friend and making eye contact with her mom's girlfriend like telling her look at what i got in my net, aunty! and the old woman making eye contact back like "well done looks like a fine man you got there in your nets"

 

[light weight baby]

except for the son you neglected, who later died

i was a very fine dad to him and left no stone unturned in getting him best treatment

it's odd how you seem to know better than me what happened