I can't stand "coach". You know who he is. The smelly, sweaty, diabetic, old white guy that supposedly coaches a semi-pro football team he'd like for you to try out for.
Creepy gay gay: The one that follows guys around the locker room, LOL! Last week some douche' actually used both showers on either side of the one I was using, while showering. I left the shower and the fkr actually had the curtain open while showering, LOL! I decided to not dry off in the shower area in front of this guy and went to the locker room. Next, he leaves the shower, walks through the locker room and then goes back to shower again. That's creepy, I nearly complained to the manager about this creep but got distracted by some hot chick with a thick ass on the way out and let the matter drop.