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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Eyeball Chambers on March 03, 2009, 04:56:42 PM
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Hi
Tell us about it. 8)
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"I eat green Beret's for breakfast!!"
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Come on, this is GetBig.
We're all Navy Seals 8)
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they drew first blood......
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"I eat green Beret's for breakfast!!"
Fark. I came here to say that, and Chickster -the 2nd post!- sniped me. >:( :D
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I'm a white guy who owns an SUV.
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i was in the french "troupe de marine"
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i was a zivi
best troop ever
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i was a zivi
Pussy!!! >:(
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Pussy!!! >:(
ZIVI 4 LIFE
Can't be touched
Can't be stopped
Can't be moved
Can't be rocked
Can't be shook
We hot
When will you niggaz learn
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Pussy!!! >:(
Der affeman mag keine Tuerken, was? ;)
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Der affeman mag keine Tuerken, was? ;)
der affemann ist ja auch ösi^^
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Der affeman mag keine Tuerken, was? ;)
Keine Türken und keine Zivis. >:( >:(
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der affemann ist ja auch ösi^^
Stimmt.
http://www.neff1.de/witze/osi.htm
Warum haben österreichische Panzer einen Rückspiegel? - Damit sie immer die Front im Auge behalten können.
Was ist das Gegenteil von geistreich? ---Österreich!!!
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen 'gratis' und ´ vergebens'`? In den meisten Ländern gehen die Kinder
gratis zur Schule.In Österreich gehen sie vergebens.
Kommt ein Mann in die Bank, hält sich eine Pistole an die Schläfe und schreit: "Geld her, das ist ein Überfall!"
Darauf der Kassierer: "Ich nehme an, Sie wollen Schillinge?"
Ein Schweizer, ein Italiener und ein Österreicher arbeiteten zusammen auf einer Baustelle. Sie machten
immer gemeinsam Mittag. Dabei spielte sich seit Wochen dieselbe Prozedur ab.
- Der Schweizer öffnete seine Brotzeibox und flucht : ''Schinken-Sandwich! Schon wieder Schinken-Sandwich!
Ich esse seit Jahren dieselben Sandwiches ! Wie ich diese Schinken-Sandwiches hasse!''
- Der Italiener öffnete seine Brotzeitbox und flucht : ''Fisch-Sandwich! Schon wieder Fisch-Sandwich!
Ich esse seit Jahren dieselben Sandwiches ! Wie ich diese Fisch-Sandwiches hasse!''
- Als letztes öffnet der Österreicher seine Brotzeitbox und flucht : ''Käse-Sandwich! Schon wieder Käse-Sandwich!
Ich esse seit Jahren dieselben Sandwiches ! Wie ich diese Käse-Sandwiches hasse!
Eines Tages sagte der Schweizer, bevor er seine Brotzeitbox öffnete: ''Ich habe genug. Falls ich wieder
Schinken-Sandwich zum Essen habe, dann bringe ich mich um.'' Er öffnete seine Box, fand Schinken-Sandwich vor,
ließ die Box fallen,lief den Bau hoch und sprang aus dem zehnten Stock in den Tod.
Darauf der Italiener : ''Ich habe genug. Falls ich wieder Fisch-Sandwich zum Essen habe, dann bringe ich mich um.
Er öffnete seine Box, fand Fisch-Sandwich vor, ließ die Box fallen, lief den Bau hoch und sprang aus dem
zehnten Stock in den Tod.
Als letztes sagte der Österreicher : ''Ich habe genug. Falls ich wieder Käse-Sandwich zum Essen habe,
dann bringe ich mich um.'' Er öffnete seine Box, fand Käse-Sandwich vor, ließ die Box fallen, lief den Bau hoch
und sprang aus dem zehnten Stock in den Tod.
Ein paar Tage später trafen sich die drei Witwen an der Beerdigung.
Die schweizerische Witwe weinte: ''Ich verstehe das nicht. Ich dachte immer, Schinken-Sandwich sei seine
Lieblingsspeise.Hätte er auch nur ein Wort gesagt. Ich hätte ihm ein anderes Mittagessen mitgegeben.
Die italienische Witwe weinte: ''Ich verstehe das nicht. Ich dachte immer, Fisch-Sandwich sei seine Lieblingsspeise.
Hätte er auch nur ein Wort gesagt. Ich hätte ihm ein anderes Mittagessen mitgegeben.
Die österreichische Witwe weinte: ''Ich verstehe das auch nicht.
--- Er hat sich sein Mittagessen immer selbst zubereitet.''
Warum werfen die Österreicher Viagra in den Wald ? Sie wollen Christbäume mit Ständer haben !
Wie steigert man Stadtstreicher? -- Stadtstreicher, Landstreicher, Österreicher !!
Klein-Fritzchen steht an der deutsch-östereichischen Grenze und formt ein Männchen . Kommt ein Österreicher
vorbei und fragt ihn was er da mache. Darauf antwortet Fritz gelassen er baue einen Österreicher.
Der Mann ist sichtlich gerührt und fragt woraus er den die Figur baue. Aus Lehm, Wasser und Scheisse.,
antwortet der Junge ;--- und bekommt darauf eine ordentliche Tracht Prügel.
(Dieses Schauspiel wiederholt sich einige male...)
Einige Tage später kommt der Mann wieder an die Grenze und trifft Fritz wie er wieder ein Männchen formt.
Er geht hin und fragt was das wohl werde. Ein Deutscher antwortet der Junge. Und aus was ist der gemacht?
will der Österreicher wissen. Aus Lehm und Wasser kommt die prompte Antwort. Und warum nicht aus aus Lehm, Wasser
und Scheisse? fragt der Mann überrascht. Darauf Fritzchen : Weil es dann wieder ein Österreicher währe.
Treffen sich drei Haie. Sagt der eine: "Ich habe letztens einen Ami gefressen.
Der war so fett, daß ich eine Woche Magenbeschwerden hatte!" Sagt der zweite Hai: "Das ist noch gar nichts.
Ich habe einen Russen gefressen, der war so mit Wodka vollgepumpt, daß ich eine Woche lang besoffen war!
" Meint der dritte Hai: "Bei mir war es noch viel schlimmer. Ich habe einen Ösi gefressen, der war so
hohl, daß ich eine Woche lang nicht tauchen konnte!"
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haha^^
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naja.... :P
Kannte ich alle schon mit Deutschen, Ostfriesen, Burgenländern und Schweizern.
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I want to learn German :'(
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No but when my family went to Paris on holiday, my dad thought it would be fun if we all wore berets with our names on them.
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No but when my family went to Paris on holiday, my dad thought it would be fun if we all wore berets with our names on them.
"c'est typiquement français"
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"c'est typiquement français"
Ya, dad said all the french wear them but these two french girls laughed at me on top of the Eifel Tower so dad let me take it off. He even took his off and threw it over the railing. Then someone's dog jumped off the tower after it. That was a weird vacation. Germany was a way more fun.
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haha^^
You are a nazi ss soldier.
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Ya, dad said all the french wear them but these two french girls laughed at me on top of the Eifel Tower so dad let me take it off. He even took his off and threw it over the railing. Then someone's dog jumped off the tower after it. That was a weird vacation. Germany was a way more fun.
BS! Great story though.
I want to learn German :'(
Why?
You are a nazi ss soldier.
Yes, a turkish Nazi SS soldier...
What a dumb idiot you are.
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Ya, dad said all the french wear them but these two french girls laughed at me on top of the Eifel Tower so dad let me take it off. He even took his off and threw it over the railing. Then someone's dog jumped off the tower after it. That was a weird vacation. Germany was a way more fun.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
No but when my family went to Paris on holiday, my dad thought it would be fun if we all wore berets with our names on them.
HAHA Ok Rusty ;D
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A green beret is an object a soldier wears.
Anyone see Bob Chick in the trailer for "I Love You Man"? 8)
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A green beret is an object a soldier wears.
Subject changed lol
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Ya, dad said all the french wear them but these two french girls laughed at me on top of the Eifel Tower so dad let me take it off. He even took his off and threw it over the railing. Then someone's dog jumped off the tower after it. That was a weird vacation. Germany was a way more fun.
Hahahaa!!! Griswald!!! nothing will beat the christmas though.. I still watch that movie every december leading up to Xmas.
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I'm agent orange...
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of course. A shot of me during basic
(http://stuff.orly.ch/img/blog/dont_worry_sir_i_m_from_the_internet.jpg)
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of course. A shot of me during basic
(http://stuff.orly.ch/img/blog/dont_worry_sir_i_m_from_the_internet.jpg)
Fuck, how did piggy ever pass the entrance exams and physical !?!!?
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of course. A shot of me during basic
(http://stuff.orly.ch/img/blog/dont_worry_sir_i_m_from_the_internet.jpg)
HAHAHA ;D
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Hi
Tell us about it. 8)
I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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of course. A shot of me during basic
(http://stuff.orly.ch/img/blog/dont_worry_sir_i_m_from_the_internet.jpg)
love that pic
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of an any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Nooo!!!! not you too !?! , man, I thought I was the only one that happened too, they threw me out of Seal team 6 after I broke a new recruit's arm in 3 places showing him a kimura armbar!!!! they said it was due to me being a ripped 340lbs. @ 3.5% bodyfat at the time, but I just laughed and walked away..
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I work in the emergency services if that counts?
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I first served as a Panzergrenadier in Stetten am kalten markt (pretty much normal infantry), and later spend time as a Fernspäher (that is somewhat a little special forces)
(http://voigt.bravehost.com/myPictures/Fernspaeher,%20Barett.jpg)
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Nooo!!!! not you too !?! , man, I thought I was the only one that happened too, they threw me out of Seal team 6 after I broke a new recruit's arm in 3 places showing him a kimura armbar!!!! they said it was due to me being a ripped 340lbs. @ 3.5% bodyfat at the time, but I just laughed and walked away..
Dude, cut the sarcasm. I am not fucking around here. Facts:
- Some people in the World belong to elite special forces army groups.
- They are above the average man in muscularity, hence it's not uncommon for some to be 300+ lbs.
- It's not uncommon for elite forces officers to be interested in bodybuilding and weightlifting and post on boards like this.
So why is it so unbelievable to you that a 300+ lbs former special forces officer would be posting on Getbig? It is perfecly fucking plausible!
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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I want to learn German :'(
all i learned over there was
benzin
diesel
verkauff hahaha
:)
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"I stip for green Beret's and suck there cocks breakfast!!"
fixed ;D
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Dude, cut the sarcasm. I am not fucking around here. Facts:
- Some people in the World belong to elite special forces army groups.
- They are above the average man in muscularity, hence it's not uncommon for some to be 300+ lbs.
- It's not uncommon for elite forces officers to be interested in bodybuilding and weightlifting and post on boards like this.
So why is it so unbelievable to you that a 300+ lbs former special forces officer would be posting on Getbig? It is perfecly fucking plausible!
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I fully agree with this. 100% with ya mate.
I was in the Royal Marines and out classed 99% of the Marines in everything.
Even in the entry fitness test where we had to run 1.5 miles within 9.15 seconds I ran it in 7.35 without even training for it.
Some people are just born to be the best..without even trying.
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Even in the entry fitness test where we had to run 1.5 miles within 9.15 seconds I ran it in 7.35 without even training for it.
;D
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Dude, cut the sarcasm. I am not fucking around here. Facts:
- Some people in the World belong to elite special forces army groups.
- They are above the average man in muscularity, hence it's not uncommon for some to be 300+ lbs.
- It's not uncommon for elite forces officers to be interested in bodybuilding and weightlifting and post on boards like this.
So why is it so unbelievable to you that a 300+ lbs former special forces officer would be posting on Getbig? It is perfecly fucking plausible!
SUCKMYMUSCLE
What sarcasm ?!? I was being serious.... obviously you've never been on a special ops team or else you'd know that we're all 340lb. ripped behemoth's!
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I fully agree with this. 100% with ya mate.
I was in the Royal Marines and out classed 99% of the Marines in everything.
Even in the entry fitness test where we had to run 1.5 miles within 9.15 seconds I ran it in 7.35 without even training for it.
Some people are just born to be the best..without even trying.
Dude fuck the Military enter the Olympics. You are a shoe-in for Gold in every running event there is. then after that go run against the Dragsters in the NHRA. You kick their ass too. Have you thought about calling the Discovery Channel and have them film you running down a Cheetah. I hope to god you at least got Nike as a sponsor. I sure hope the military is taking advantage of your speed. You could run down missile almost. Just train a little.
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Dude fuck the Military enter the Olympics. You are a shoe-in for Gold in every running event there is. then after that go run against the Dragsters in the NHRA. You kick their ass too. Have you thought about calling the Discovery Channel and have them film you running down a Cheetah. I hope to god you at least got Nike as a sponsor. I sure hope the military is taking advantage of your speed. You could run down missile almost. Just train a little.
I have actualy, but they told me they already hired suckmymuscle.
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Dude fuck the Military enter the Olympics. You are a shoe-in for Gold in every running event there is. then after that go run against the Dragsters in the NHRA. You kick their ass too. Have you thought about calling the Discovery Channel and have them film you running down a Cheetah. I hope to god you at least got Nike as a sponsor. I sure hope the military is taking advantage of your speed. You could run down missile almost. Just train a little.
;D
HA HA HA HA
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Why?
So I can talk to some Aryan Frauleins :D
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So I can talk to some Aryan Frauleins :D
The Aryan Fräuleins aren't what they used to be.
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The Aryan Fräuleins aren't what they used to be.
Whar r u talkin' about?
Aryan perfection right there:
(http://www.contentimages.de/content/GlobalPictureGallery/46/44900746_1213613370689.jpg)
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What a coincidence. I am a 341lbs. Delta force member that is a ripped 3.49% bodyfat badass that once did backfilps up the stairway of the empire state building in only 4 minutes.
Any average getbigger can beat that.
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Isn't there guy here on Get Big that pays some special forces to run security on his private island?
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Isn't there guy here on Get Big that pays some special forces to run security on his private island?
No, I think he was at the special forces himself before he retired at 30 and bought his private island.
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No, I think he was at the special forces himself before he retired at 30 and bought his private island.
Yes, and now he has hired his former collegues to do the security for him. He alledgedly pays in supermodels.
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:o
Surfing on getbig won't get you an Island. It's hard, but it's the truth.
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Surfing on getbig won't get you an Island. It's hard, but it's the truth.
Well but it's cheaper than other activities like going out and having drinks or stuff like that, so it actually helps you to save money so you get ur island faster. ;)
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Well but it's cheaper than other activities like going out and having drinks or stuff like that, so it actually helps you to save money so you get ur island faster. ;)
true. Maybe that's why Bluto stopped posting.
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I was one of the Ninjas that attacked Flex
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Don't you know that EVERY getbigger is ex-special forces, ninja triple-secret level 10, and a cagefighter? ::)
Are you new or something?
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I was one of the Ninjas that attacked Flex
(http://www.sutree.com/upload/thumbnails/39283.gif)
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(http://www.sutree.com/upload/thumbnails/39283.gif)
Is that squad in a Ninja outfit?
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This thread reeks of bullshit :D
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Is that squad in a Ninja outfit?
;D
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Stimmt.
http://www.neff1.de/witze/osi.htm
Why do Austrian tanks have a rear view mirror? - With it always the front in the eye kept can do. What is the opposite of spirit-rich? --Austria!!! Which is the difference between ' gratis' and ´ vergebens' `? In most countries the children go free of charge to the Schule.In Austria they go in vain. If a man comes into the bank, a pistol adheres to the Schläfe and walks: " Money ago, that is an assault! " Whereupon the cashier: " I accept, you want Schillings? " A Swiss, an Italian and an Austrian worked together on a building site. They made always together noon. The same procedure took place for weeks. - Swiss opened his Brotzeibox and escape: ' ' Ham-sand-yielded! Already again ham-sand-yielded! I eat the same Sandwiches for years! How I hate this ham Sandwiches! ' ' - The Italian opened his bread time box and escape: ' ' Fish-sand-yielded! Already again fish-sand-yielded! I eat the same Sandwiches for years! How I hate this fish Sandwiches! ' ' - As the latter the Austrian opens his bread time box and escape: ' ' Cheese-sand-yielded! Already again cheese-sand-yielded! I eat the same Sandwiches for years! How I hate this cheese Sandwiches! A daily said Swiss, before he opened his bread time box: ' ' I have enough. If I again Ham-sand-yielded to the meal has, then I bring myself to um.' ' It opened its box, found ham-sand-yielded forwards, if the box let fall, started the building and jumped out of the tenth stick into death. Whereupon the Italians: ' ' I have enough. If I fish-sand-yielded again to the meal have, then I kill myself. It opened its box, found fish-sand-yielded forwards, let the box fall, started the building and jumped out of that tenth stick into death. As the latter the Austrian said: ' ' I have enough. If I cheese-sand-yielded again to the meal have, then I bring myself to um.' ' It opened its box, found cheese-sand-yielded forwards, let the box fall, started the building and jumped out of the tenth stick into death. A few day later met the three widows at the funeral. The Swiss widow cried: ' ' I do not understand that. I always thought, ham-sand-yielded am its He would have said also only one word. I would have given another lunch to it. The Italian widow cried: ' ' I do not understand that. I always thought, fish-sand-yielded am its favourite food. He would have said also only one word. I would have given another lunch to it. The Austrian widow cried: ' ' I do not understand that also. -- It has itself its lunch always zubereitet.' ' Why do the Austrians Viagra throw into the forest? They want to have Christian trees with stand! How does one increase Stadtstreicher? -- Stadtstreicher, vagrant, Austrian!! Small Fritzchen stands at the German östereichischen border and forms a male. An Austrian comes past and asks it which it make there. Whereupon Fritz answers left it builds an Austrian. The man is obviously agitated and asks from which he that the figure builds. From loam, water and shit., the boy answers; -- and gets on it a tidy traditional costume flog. (This play repeats itself some paints…) Some days later the man comes the border and meets Fritz like he males forms. It goes and asks which that probably becomes. A German answers the boy. And from which is made? the Austrian wants to know. From loam and water the prompt answer comes. And why not out from loam, water and shit? the man asks surprised. Whereupon Fritzchen: Because it lasts then to Austrians. Meeting itself three sharks. Says the one: " I ate letztens a Ami. That was so fat that I had one week stomach complaints! " The second shark says: " That is still nothing at all. I ate a Russian, was in such a way full-pumped with vodka from that I one week long besoffen was! " The third shark means: " With me it was still many worse. I ate a Ösi, from that was like that hollow that I could not dip one week long! "
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Dude fuck the Military enter the Olympics. You are a shoe-in for Gold in every running event there is. then after that go run against the Dragsters in the NHRA. You kick their ass too. Have you thought about calling the Discovery Channel and have them film you running down a Cheetah. I hope to god you at least got Nike as a sponsor. I sure hope the military is taking advantage of your speed. You could run down missile almost. Just train a little.
hahahah
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Bump. For sheer awesomeness! ROFLMAO
Sucky is so pro-gorilla because in his imagination he is one himself. 330 lbs, scaling cliffs with one hand.
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
You can't be a member of the Air force special forces without holding at least one black belt. It comes with the territory.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
A) There is no such thing as Delta Force reserve division you dumbass.
B) How can you be in the air force special forces and then in Delta Force which are two totally separate military divisions? If you had actually torn a rotator cuff on someone you would not be asked to step down, the recruit would have been sent packing on medical leave.
The closest you've been to the military is getting denied on your application.
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Not special forces but I did train with Blackwater in North Carolina when I was in the Navy, I was part of the Anti Terrorist task force.
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i have worked with, and trained special forces but i am not and have never been in the special forces.
i do know a lot of special forces guys from all branches and countries that i would contact though if i ever found anyone lying about being in the special forces ;)
bench
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(https://kaosradioaustin.org/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=5597&g2_serialNumber=1)
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(https://kaosradioaustin.org/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=5597&g2_serialNumber=1)
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The future looks grim guys...
(http://www.guzer.com/pictures/segway-police-squad.jpg)
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Nothing but Special Needs on Getbig
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Highly doubt it. Special Forces troops dont give a shit about being big, although there are some big ones out there. They train their ass off, but not the same way bodybuilders do. I bet there are plenty of them that have bigger legs than most of the people here.
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Several innaccuracies in this thread. First off there is no such thing as special forces in the air force, special operations yes. Only green berets are considered "special forces". Special operations in the air force is know as para rescue, and they are referred to as pj's, along with certain air wings. Lastly, the military refers to "delta" as the combat applications group.
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Bump. For sheer awesomeness! ROFLMAO
Sucky is so pro-gorilla because in his imagination he is one himself. 330 lbs, scaling cliffs with one hand.
:o :o :o
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A) There is no such thing as Delta Force reserve division you dumbass.
B) How can you be in the air force special forces and then in Delta Force which are two totally separate military divisions? If you had actually torn a rotator cuff on someone you would not be asked to step down, the recruit would have been sent packing on medical leave.
The closest you've been to the military is getting denied on your application.
"It's a joke son dont ya get it" -Foghorn Leghorn.
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"It's a joke son dont ya get it" -Foghorn Leghorn.
'That boy's dumber than a sack of wet mice.'
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They call me Agent Orange.....might of heard of me..... 8)
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'That boy's dumber than a sack of wet mice.'
Hahaha,I knew you would know what I was talking about ;)
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They call me Agent Orange.....might of heard of me..... 8)
'It's a miracle!'
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'It's a miracle!'
Yes doc. That character was loosely based on me....I haven't received any royalties yet. Maybe I should show up at their door with a sock full of pennies?
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Where is suckhisownmuscle? He was in the special
forces olympics. he can give us his expert opinion.
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Elite forces of special keyboard warriors:
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Several innaccuracies in this thread. First off there is no such thing as special forces in the air force, special operations yes. Only green berets are considered "special forces". Special operations in the air force is know as para rescue, and they are referred to as pj's, along with certain air wings. Lastly, the military refers to "delta" as the combat applications group.
special ops, special forces..whatever you wana call it they are special forces...green berets are not the only special forces...your forgetting marine force recon, MARSOC, Rangers, Navy Seals
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LOL why is RPF in T/O?
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LOL why is RPF in T/O?
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you've got all these hardened criminals posting like there's no tomorrow, and RPF gets put in T/O
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Bump .
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special ops, special forces..whatever you wana call it they are special forces...green berets are not the only special forces...your forgetting marine force recon, MARSOC, Rangers, Navy Seals
The guy is being correct. I'm in the Army if you say SOF, I'm thinking Green Berets. Most SOF guys aren't big...I've seen more then a few Seals who juice...once that Buds shit is done they blow up. It's not about being big..its how cool ur beard is now.
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I want to learn German :'(
total waste of time and energy.
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the character jason bourne was based on me, but in the movie matt damon is like 175lbs
they couldnt find a 7 foot tall 400lb 2% bf, 12incher, brad pitt look-alike actor to depict me
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Religion of peace....
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(http://www.war2003action.com/files/iraq_fedayeen_in_bathdad_mar_5_2003.jpg)
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A) There is no such thing as Delta Force reserve division you dumbass.
B) How can you be in the air force special forces and then in Delta Force which are two totally separate military divisions? If you had actually torn a rotator cuff on someone you would not be asked to step down, the recruit would have been sent packing on medical leave.
The closest you've been to the military is getting denied on your application.
speak on this sucky!!!
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I'm a special force everytime I stick my dick in your mom's pussy.
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the character jason bourne was based on me, but in the movie matt damon is like 175lbs
they couldnt find a 7 foot tall 400lb 2% bf, 12incher, brad pitt look-alike actor to depict me
You forgot 270 IQ!!
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Great camo if they are in a winter climate...
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I'm the third one on line..
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I wore a green beret as well :D
German Panzergrenadier - RECON!!!!
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I never claimed to be a member of the Delta Force, dumby.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
[pause]
Real Rick James: Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Now tel me this guy doesn't have a crystal meth problem.
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Of course. Twice decorated. Dossier withheld. Killer for hire. A sex fist for erotica on-line?
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I prestiged on Call Of Duty.
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I've bought self defence videos from an Israeli counter-terrorism expert.
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I fired a paintball gun once... before the instructor took it off me and tore my rotator cuff.
I've never fired a paintball since....
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I unlocked the Mortar and the PKP Pecheneg for the Support Kit in Battlefield 3. As a result, I heard from a reliable source that I am under consideration for a Medal of Honor from President Obama.
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I watched the movie Platoon about 100 times..............does that count?
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Wasn't Derek Anthony in the Green Toupees? ;D
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"Any Special Forces on Getbig"
By the looks of the one more rep and sucking muscle thread, who isn't a "special forces" and a "cage fighter"? ???
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I was on the beaches of Normandy fighting the Krauts, being lead by a brave old man called Lt Wes.
In my platoon was Corporal Pellius, Sergeant Derek Anthony & Commander Ron. We were known as the Hellfish...
There was a queer old recruit in training who thought he knew better than everyone else... I believe it was a man by the name of Basile?
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I was on the beaches of Normandy fighting the Krauts, being lead by a brave old man called Lt Wes.
In my platoon was Corporal Pellius, Sergeant Derek Anthony & Commander Ron. We were known as the Hellfish...
There was a queer old recruit in training who thought he knew better than everyone else... I believe it was a man by the name of Basile?
Damn right!! :D
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My grandfather took part in the battle of britain in WW2
My Father fought in the Falklands in 1 Para, and also in the Gulf War
My younger brother flies a Chinook in Afgan, basically dropping and collecting SAS teams.
I played Call of Duty on xbox live and got stabbed from behind within 12 seconds ;D
All of the above are true statement lol
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My grandfather actually was part of the company contracted to help build one of the two big ones that dropped on Japan.
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My grandfather actually was part of the company contracted to help build one of the two big ones that dropped on Japan.
I am solly to hear bout det
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I'm the third one on line..
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What are you carrying there, an AT4?
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Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
[pause]
Real Rick James: Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
LOL, that was perfect.
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I considered buying a bb gun once, i didn't in the end but i bought some camo trousers off the market instead. I live near a forest so i'll go over there once in a while with a kitchen knife and some binoculars.
Been doing that type of training for a while, I'm pretty legit now.
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
bump for this great post
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bump for this great post
Son of a bitch, I forgot about that gem!!! ;D
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I'm the third one on line..
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Big dude, all around big dude...
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
330 lbs indeed... :D
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Wasn't Derek Anthony in the Green Toupees? ;D
One year bump, this shit is still funny ;D
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One year bump, this shit is still funny ;D
hahaha i missed that...well played
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Any special forces guys here that served in the ectoplasmic department?
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Any former Panzergrenadiere und Fallschirmjäger here?
Klagt nicht, Kaempft!!
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Any former Panzergrenadiere und Fallschirmjäger here?
Klagt nicht, Kaempft!!
^^
Canadian Airborne, ja. Früher in Baden-Baden am Ende des Kalten Krieges stationiert, als es noch zwei deutsche Staaten-Ost und West!
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Im special.
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I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
this is the greatest post in the history of get big
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:D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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i'm russian, does that count?
im still working on my backflipping ax throws.
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i'm russian, does that count?
im still working on my backflipping ax throws.
I'm also Russian.....but I throw the ax with my dick while doing a triple somersault.
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I'm also Russian.....but I throw the ax with my dick while doing a triple somersault.
oh snap you must be dedovshina
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oh snap you must be dedovshina
kombat shtrafnovo battaliona...slusju Amerikanskamy soyuzu
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kombat shtrafnovo battaliona...slusju Amerikanskamy soyuzu
za soyuz uraaaaaa
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za soyuz uraaaaaa
Privet salaga....kak dela
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Privet salaga....kak dela
ta, kok govoryat "same shit different day"
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ta, kok govoryat "same shit different day"
GetBig Bratva sobiraetsza, americosm kirdik.....budem krepite u ne zjalovat 8)