ok i'll take a stab at it.
Flower - fiery redhead that loves animals and even though she is quick witted and can be aggressive, she has a very soft side and takes many things to heart. Merry christmas!
Jags - Strong minded and resilient. WOn't take crap from anyone without them getting a ration of her wrath. Intelligent and funny, open minded and driven. Probably looks good in jeans.
Newmom - Incredibly strong and determined. Loving mom and a very caring person.
Proteinfarts - smart, often misunderstood, a cross between an metrosexual and eurotrash I mean eurotrash in the best sense of the way.
Laura - another strong spirited and willed woman, that overcomes adversity by realizing what is important in her life. Kind, compassionate and tolerante (after all she has to put up with Mike all day)
w8m8 - I wasn't sure if she was a man or a woman, sorry. Kinda hard to read at times lol.
OS - strong, beautiful and yet when by herself maybe a little sullen. A person that is extremely complex, but often is portrayed differently. She is a chameleon that adapts to whatever life throws her way. Wise beyond her young years. Probably screws like a rabid tiger too!
DeeDee - very smart, deep. Has a strong character and will and not afraid to step out and try new things.
Stella - Smart, beautiful and compassionate. If she is anything close to being as beautiful on the outside as she is in the inside, I see her as being iconic. Perhaps like Helen of troy. her spirit is immeasurable and her capacity for others, although immense can also be overwhelming. On the flip side, i think she has some freak in her. She also has a fetish for cream cheese.
DING DING DING!!! Someone give this man a prize!
I'm giving you three trophies on this one Migs, ...I think your assessments were spot on!
There were a few more things I could add, ...but don't know how accurate they'd be, ...and they're a little harsh.
ps Migs: "Get out of my head!!!"