If you cant put 200 on a bar , today , right now, then you cant do it
"Brians Law"
(5 Bhanks 50/0.01) (from Ch. 1, par. 800)
When Bhanks challenges you to a lift, you must perform said lift on that day within his prescribed time frame or you can't do it at all and he shall then be declared the winner.
Subsection .01-A
When Bhanks is challenged similarly he allowed to do the following:
~ 1) use any past, current, or future injury as an excuse
~ 2) deflect said challenge by stating how much he can strict curl or demand challenger to strict curl his stated weight
~ 3) use any past lifting he has done to deflect said challenge and say he could if he "wanted to"
~ 4) ignore said challenge and issue his own, thus nullifying the challenge
~ 5) claim he has to (allegedly) has to work, has his son that day (week or month), wife needs him to do things, claim he is sailing to barbados on his skateboard
~ 6) be a bitch like he always is