I was arrested one time for reckless driving, going 68 in a 25.... I wasn't drinking or anything... but as I was riding in the back of his cruiser to the station I remembered that I had like 3 fake id's in my wallet (to get in to clubs - I don't drink, but I wanted to go out and party).... anyways, so I panic I dunno what to do or how to get rid of them because I figured they were going to search me and find them at the station, I'm hand cuffed in the back of his cruiser so I don't have many options. I ask the cop driving whats going to happen when we get to the station and they tell me they are going to finger print me and photograph me..... now I don't want to ask straight up "Hey are you going to search me?" because that sounds pretty obvious that something sketchy is going on.... so I play dumb and say (I shit you not this is what I said...).... "You're not going to make me take off my clothes and strip search me are you?".... so the cop is like "WHAT??? MAN! NO! NO WAY!!!! We are just going to search for drugs and paraphernalia" and I continue the dumb act, I'm like "Whats paraphernalia?" and he's like "Don't worry about... you'll see when we get to the station"
I got lucky because they never brought it up or anything... dunno why.... I got off with a court date, a $200 ticket and no points on my license! So I was very lucky!