hahaha, asspie will avoid this thread like the plague, gone are the days when he would actually respond only for me, Groink, wes and devilsmile to submit him to epic meltdowns.
"when you're flirting with someone just grab their hands and don't let go"
"i was born in kazakhstan"
(when called borat to his face)
"you may think i'm lowly now, but I am a descendant of genghis khan"
"yes, i'm 150lbs, but it's an honest 150 not like steve namat who says 150 and is actualy 142"