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Title: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 13, 2010, 12:22:11 PM


Both 'seem' anabolic


Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: jaejonna on October 13, 2010, 12:23:54 PM
Masturbate first, that way you dont find yourself in the gym thinking about jerking off..
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 13, 2010, 12:25:37 PM
Masturbate first, that way you dont find yourself in the gym thinking about jerking off..

Both?  In the same day????   I'm not some bleeding superman here! >:(
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: MAXX on October 13, 2010, 12:35:13 PM
Masturbate first, that way you dont find yourself in the gym thinking about jerking off..
:-X

why would you be thinking about jerking off in the gym? thats the last thing on my mind with a bunch of grunting men around me.
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: buffdnet on October 13, 2010, 12:37:05 PM
1 by day 2 by sea errr night yea.
if my old ass can sup with you pussies
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 13, 2010, 12:52:35 PM
crack some off then go to the gym without washing your hands
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: Voice of Doom on October 13, 2010, 01:20:54 PM
crack some off then go to the gym without washing your hands

agreed!  It also keeps my pheromones out there so the ladies know what's up.  Plus it might just help a few folks grind out a couple more reps... 8)
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: HTexan on October 13, 2010, 01:24:25 PM
:-X

why would you be thinking about jerking off in the gym? thats the last thing on my mind with a bunch of grunting men around me.
no cardio bunnys at your gym?  ???
Title: Masturating
Post by: AbrahamG on December 15, 2012, 12:55:55 AM
I masturbate while I shit.  Anyone else?
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: evandatp on December 15, 2012, 12:58:17 AM
I masturbate while I shit.  Anyone else?
When do you check your spelling?
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: kimo on December 15, 2012, 01:50:01 AM
evacuate both part together
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Post by: gib on December 15, 2012, 05:50:57 AM
I masturbate while I shit.  Anyone else?

You must be a faggott as you like anal pleasure in your ass you sick fag.
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: WOOO on December 15, 2012, 06:46:07 AM
i have never masturated
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: tacobender on December 15, 2012, 12:41:35 PM
i enjoy rubbing one out while i drive
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: Dr Dutch on December 15, 2012, 12:45:41 PM
You'll become blind when you masturbate....God doesn't like it at all.
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: HTexan on December 15, 2012, 01:09:53 PM
When do you check your spelling?
Get him a break, he only has one hand free
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: AbrahamG on December 15, 2012, 04:46:56 PM
When do you check your spelling?

When I'm mastErbating on your dad's face.
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 04:50:49 PM
When Grandpa was in Guadalcanal, the only toilets were shovels and a hole in the ground.  He told us that only strengthened his dignity, not the opposite.
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: arce1988 on December 15, 2012, 04:53:34 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o2qltDSt1rzyp70o1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: Kwon_2 on December 15, 2012, 05:02:18 PM
Saturating

Yes
(http://b.vimeocdn.com/ps/287/971/2879716_300.jpg)
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: WOOO on December 15, 2012, 06:17:26 PM
When Grandpa was in Guadalcanal, the only toilets were shovels and a hole in the ground.  He told us that only strengthened his dignity, not the opposite.

explains your anal nature


no homo
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 06:45:43 PM
explains your anal nature


no homo
Grandpa did have an eye for detail.  He used to whittle a bit and he used to make these interesting looking knobs and then stain them with shellac.  The biggest one looked kind of like a wooden banana and had the words Billy wood burned on the side.  Pretty neat stuff.
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: WOOO on December 15, 2012, 06:54:37 PM
Grandpa did have an eye for detail.  He used to whittle a bit and he used to make these interesting looking knobs and then stain them with shellac.  The biggest one looked kind of like a wooden banana and had the words Billy wood burned on the side.  Pretty neat stuff.


(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/11/26/128721794200714851.jpg)





no homo
Title: Re: Masturating
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2012, 06:59:44 PM

(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/11/26/128721794200714851.jpg)





no homo
???
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: kimo on January 10, 2013, 07:04:38 AM
number two . i havent worked out in years
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: TrueBB93 on January 10, 2013, 07:07:03 AM
Go Train.  8) stop masturbating. 8)
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: gracie bjj on January 10, 2013, 07:24:13 AM
when i worked at ballys health club i used to catch dudes jerking off inside the tanning booth while they where watching the women do aerobics, the tanning booths where located right in front of the aerobics room. i didnt give a fuck, i told them i wont rat them out if they bought me a met rx shake at the juice bar
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: _bruce_ on January 10, 2013, 07:39:35 AM
when i worked at ballys health club i used to catch dudes jerking off inside the tanning booth while they where watching the women do aerobics, the tanning booths where located right in front of the aerobics room. i didnt give a fuck, i told them i wont rat them out if they bought me a met rx shake at the juice bar

Bet they made sure your MetRx shake was extra juicy.  :D
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: gracie bjj on January 10, 2013, 08:06:12 AM
Bet they made sure your MetRx shake was extra juicy.  :D

lol, that place was crazy, tons of pussy all over the place, it was like a nightclub without the booze. i got my share of the pussy n it was a great time. pretty good equipment also for a health club
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: funk51 on January 10, 2013, 08:53:04 AM
Bet they made sure your MetRx shake was extra juicy.  :D
this guy would butter your popcorn.whoaaaaaa
Title: Re: Workout today or masturbate???
Post by: kh300 on January 10, 2013, 09:02:57 AM
How about you stop jerking off and meet a girl so you can have a real vagina? oh the horror  ::)