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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2014, 07:24:18 PM »
I just know I will 100% get married to a Get Bigger, probably either;

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or ChopperRider.

If I had to guess right now i'd say it's 50:50 between Bikini and ChopperRider


I guess we can get married, but on one condition, I want the wedding to be an exact replica of the wedding in Godfather I.

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2014, 08:27:22 PM »
I just know I will 100% get married to a Get Bigger, probably either;

Bikinislut
Booty
Lobstah
Teh Boob

or ChopperRider.

If I had to guess right now i'd say it's 50:50 between Bikini and ChopperRider


I don't think so friend. You can be the best man at Lobstah and my wedding. I don't even know if this is the gods of karma or the devils of coincidence striking down upon us, because i was just speaking to lobstah about our potential marriage today.

you may be a shoot fighter.  but do you remember that show on Nickelodeon that had the green slimy stuff called "GAK"

i'm gonna dump a barrell of gak on your head every night when your asleep if you propose to my lobstah

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2014, 09:34:49 PM »
JOON is your best man? Okay, I mean...please don't troll me at the wedding? And don't let Halo sign the guestbook? And don't invite Ronan because man, THAT would be awkward.

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2014, 09:44:45 PM »
JOON is your best man? Okay, I mean...please don't troll me at the wedding? And don't let Halo sign the guestbook? And don't invite Ronan because man, THAT would be awkward.

Hmmmmm......apparently the couple hundred shorn scrotum pics I sent you aren't being appreciated as much as I had hoped.

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2014, 10:00:02 PM »
I will marry BigRo and when he denies me his seed I will cheat with Skorp.  :D

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014, 08:03:03 AM »
I will marry BigRo and when he denies me his seed I will cheat with Skorp.  :D

Each to his own. I choose Goodrum or Basile.

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 08:05:47 AM »
Pretty much the same usual handful of posters who will be name dropping in this thread.

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2014, 09:43:24 AM »
i will marry any getbigger who can supply me with tons of juice everynight
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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2014, 09:44:39 AM »
I just know I will 100% get married to a Get Bigger, probably either;

Bikinislut
Booty
Lobstah
Teh Boob

or ChopperRider.

If I had to guess right now i'd say it's 50:50 between Bikini and ChopperRider


Good luck with that. I'm 55 and already on my 9th wife. :D

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2014, 09:52:52 AM »
My sister asked me to perform her wedding ceremony in December so I'll be available after that for GB'r weddings.

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2014, 11:21:11 AM »
My sister asked me to perform her wedding ceremony in December so I'll be available after that for GB'r weddings.

With my marital/divorce record and the growth of legalized gay marriage now, I'll need you when I marry a younger male MPD fella.

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2014, 11:34:56 AM »
I'm already married to a GetBigger...  :D

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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2014, 11:36:18 AM »

I might just ask Bikini to marry me in Vegas in two weeks time and do a shotgun wedding. I am actually not kidding. I told Bigmc about this on the phone, he told me not to be so fucking stupid.

I mean we'd still have a proper church wedding in England later, kinda like two weddings one on the trot and one proper official one.

I like making random spontaneous decisions if I think about such things too much they won't end up happening.



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Re: Who will be first GetBigger to invite all GetBiggers to his wedding?
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2014, 05:28:16 PM »
Coldblue (jumpstart) once invited everyone on EF to a cook out party at his place.  That did NOT end well at all.