Roelly's grandmother is bulking hard

[Amerian Muscle]

[Amerian Muscle]

 

[a_pupil]

Mass with class

[Amerian Muscle]

Mass with class

She has very thick wrist, could probably bench 5 plates if she put her mind to it

[michael arvilla]

Holy shit she’s Huge!

[Amerian Muscle]

Holy shit she’s Huge!

right? Truly massive

[robcguns]

That’s a big bitch.

[Taffin]

She has very thick wrist, could probably bench 5 plates if she put her mind to it

There's probably a joke about her being able to clear 5 plates there if I thought about it...

On a completely unrelated tangent, I always thought that if I turned Pro, I would probably have known by that point how to pick things up and put them down again, so rather than a 'trainer' what I'd actually really benefit from would be some kind of third-party to be the person who actually buys and gets hold of all my drugs now I'm ready to really up the dose and make a living at this - just to keep me well away from any potential busts.

If that person had good connections to those bringing the shit in via various routes in the Schengen zone that would also be tremendously useful in managing the risk of all that business...

They could also 'train' me

Meh...

[Rambone]

Tom Platz spilled over

[BB]

Built like Meat Loaf in Fight Club.

[Rambone]

Built like Meat Loaf in Fight Club.

 

[jude2]

She must have taken Roellys size back that she gave him.

[AbrahamG]

Parsh.

[a_pupil]

Parsh.

Skinny grandma vs bulked up grandma would make a good which would you hit in order thread.

[Amerian Muscle]

She really let herself go after losing control over rolley

[Randomum]

You guys think Roelly hit it so she would train him?

[Amerian Muscle]

You guys think Roelly hit it so she would train him?

I don't think so. He is a child, pure of heart.

[Van_Bilderass]

There's probably a joke about her being able to clear 5 plates there if I thought about it...

On a completely unrelated tangent, I always thought that if I turned Pro, I would probably have known by that point how to pick things up and put them down again, so rather than a 'trainer' what I'd actually really benefit from would be some kind of third-party to be the person who actually buys and gets hold of all my drugs now I'm ready to really up the dose and make a living at this - just to keep me well away from any potential busts.

If that person had good connections to those bringing the shit in via various routes in the Schengen zone that would also be tremendously useful in managing the risk of all that business...

They could also 'train' me

Meh...

Though athletes have trainers for everything nowadays. You'd think for example Mike Tyson knew his way around the gym... but he has maybe 5 guys watching his every move, probably including fanning him between sets.

I don't think a bb having a diet, gear and training coach, sometimes they are different people, is outrageous at all. But sure, it was great with guys like Dorian doing everything, but he had an analytical mind plus even him most likely sought advice. Met with Duchaine etc.

[falco]

She could be the new Trapzilla.

[Amerian Muscle]

Though athletes have trainers for everything nowadays. You'd think for example Mike Tyson knew his way around the gym... but he has maybe 5 guys watching his every move, probably including fanning him between sets.

I don't think a bb having a diet, gear and training coach, sometimes they are different people, is outrageous at all. But sure, it was great with guys like Dorian doing everything, but he had an analytical mind plus even him most likely sought advice. Met with Duchaine etc.

Flex lewis bicep tair on vacation is a testament to the need for these dumb meatheads being managed by handlers

[Van_Bilderass]

Flex lewis bicep tair on vacation is a testament to the need for these dumb meatheads being managed by handlers

Was it in the gym? Missed it. If not then it's impossible to guard against.

[Taffin]

She could be the new Trapzilla.

Guntzilla

[Taffin]

Was it in the gym? Missed it. If not then it's impossible to guard against.

He says he was blocking the door in a toilet stall when someone tried to 'kick their way in' 

[kreator]

All drugs and gluttony

[BB]

I don't think a bb having a diet, gear and training coach, sometimes they are different people, is outrageous at all. But sure, it was great with guys like Dorian doing everything, but he had an analytical mind plus even him most likely sought advice. Met with Duchaine etc.

I remember Duchaine saying it was like a 90/10 split guruing, 90% was just making sure they didn't do anything stupid, and stuck to diets, being on the phone for them at 4 in the morning, etc..... The other 10% was important things like figuring out dosing, sourcing this or that, etc....

He wasn't kind to Chad Nichols back in the day -

Sandwich: Chad Nichols…

Duchaine: (interrupts) Ahh, Chad Nichols…

Sandwich: He seems to be the number one contest prep guru for the top bodybuilders. And for those readers who do not know what a prep guru does, or, in this case, what Chad does, please tell us what this means. You were a very famous prep guru at one time, too.

Duchaine: A contest "coach" is being the babysitter of a 250 lbs. baby. Its that simple. You are almost holding their hand. Most of the advice is three words: "don’t do that." (chuckles) They will call you up and ask for your approval of the wackiest shit in the world! "I really think I need the cheesecake now!" "Don’t do that." That’s all he does! "And give me my three thousand dollars now." That’s all Chad does. He says, "don’t do that," "don’t eat," "eat now." Oh yeah, I’ve seen some of his contestants, and he’s done some pretty wacky stuff, and really stupid stuff, like fruit carb-ups. Fruit carb-ups so bad they are shitting out green from too many bananas!

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Side note - "The Sandwich" was a guy named Josh Brown on the Misc.Fitness.Weights newsgroup. He trolled for years, but then some of the more known guys took pity on him, and gave him interviews, and help getting published. Not sure if he gave up writing, or just couldn't get easily published when the muscle magazines gave up the "hot talk" format.