This Jordan, provided many lonely souls with fapping material...WHAT has your Jordan given to humanity apart from a pair of over priced shoes?
ITried2FuckYourMumsFace ButSheWasFuckingUgly
Just because you slap the ham to some scrawny, zit-faced, silicone slore in mommy's basement doesn't make her everyone's dream woman. It certainly doesn't give her "single-name" status.
Michael Jordan (and Nike) on the other hand hatched a brilliant plan to create high-priced athletic wear so urban hood rats would shoot and kill each other over it. Therefore significantly lowering the number of useless, vile, unemployed, drug addict, scum walking the streets of the U.S.
The man should be up for a fucking Nobel prize.
Sincerely,
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