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Ok, I am going to use most of the Characters that were suggested for the tournament, first round will go as such, all the matches will be put in this thread, please vote for the winners of every match, if one of your suggestions is fighting and you would like to say why he should win, please do :) Voting ends Monday at 8:00 p.m. eastern. Highest vote getter gets a 3rd round bye!
PLEASE VOTE

Match 1- Dalton vs. Seyzer Kose

Dalton needs no pimpin from me. He is the toughest "cooler" ever and he learned from Wade Garrett. Seyzer Koze must have been in a fight in the European version, cuz I don't remember him fighting when I saw it. Sweet pick Bluto ;D



Match 2- Marv vs. Jack Bauer


Havenbulls choice Marv is the most hardcore of the bunch imo. Oldschool Flip chose Jack Bauer, TBH I don't watch 24.

Match 3- Tony Montana(scarface) vs. Tom Stall(A history of violence)

Beatmaster's choice Tony Montana can take more bullets than any other person in the contest, but Deedees choice of Tom Stall kills people with his bare hands and likes his pussy REALLY hairy, now thats tough.


Match 4- Nico Toscani vs. Sho-Nuff

Bluto finally picked a guy who has at least been in a fight, but he can't handle Polux's pick Sho-Nuff.



Match 5-The Lieutenant(bad lieutenant) vs. Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

Sorry Deedee, Harvey looks like a little bitch next to Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti!


Match 6- Dominic Toretta(Vin diesel, fast and furious) vs. Tommy Devito(Joe pesci, Goodfella)

Once again I see my guy destroying Blutos, Tommy was mean, but he is a midget. Dominic Toretta would destroy the fat little fucker.

PLEASE VOTE

Contestants reference
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=134196.0
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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2007, 08:29:56 PM »
Ok, I am going to use most of the Characters that were suggested for the tournament, first round will go as such, all the matches will be put in this thread, please vote for the winners of every match, if one of your suggestions is fighting and you would like to say why he should win, please do :) Voting ends Monday at 8:00 p.m. eastern. Highest vote getter gets a 3rd round bye!
PLEASE VOTE

Match 1- Dalton vs. Seyzer Kose

Dalton needs no pimpin from me. He is the toughest "cooler" ever and he learned from Wade Garrett. Seyzer Koze must have been in a fight in the European version, cuz I don't remember him fighting when I saw it. Sweet pick Bluto ;D



Match 2- Marv vs. Jack Bauer


Havenbulls choice Marv is the most hardcore of the bunch imo. Oldschool Flip chose Jack Bauer, TBH I don't watch 24.

Match 3- Tony Montana(scarface) vs. Tom Stall(A history of violence)

Beatmaster's choice Tony Montana can take more bullets than any other person in the contest, but Deedees choice of Tom Stall kills people with his bare hands and likes his pussy REALLY hairy, now thats tough.


Match 4- Nico Toscani vs. Sho-Nuff

Bluto finally picked a guy who has at least been in a fight, but he can't handle Polux's pick Sho-Nuff.



Match 5-The Lieutenant(bad lieutenant) vs. Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

Sorry Deedee, Harvey looks like a little bitch next to Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti!


Match 6- Dominic Toretta(Vin diesel, fast and furious) vs. Tommy Devito(Joe pesci, Goodfella)

Once again I see my guy destroying Blutos, Tommy was mean, but he is a midget. Dominic Toretta would destroy the fat little fucker.

PLEASE VOTE

Contestants reference
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=134196.0


1. Keyser Soze is a fraud. Dalton whips him easy.
2. Jack Bauer is a Repbulican. Marv pounds the shit out of him.
3. Tom Stall shouldn't fuck with the best. Tony cuts his arm off with a chainsaw.
4. This one's tough to call. But I think Nico, as tough as he is, lacks the supernatural powers to defeat Sho-Nuff's red glow.
5. guy, please. Cobretti pauses to have a beer and then kills him.
6. Dominic Toretta couldn't even beat up Michelle Rodriguez, mang. Tommy shoots him in the leg and then laughs as he gimps around.

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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2007, 11:25:41 AM »
Dalton, easily
Marv, brutally
Tony Montana, introduces his little friend
Nico Toscani, in an ultra close contest that leaves him banged up
Cobra, no contest
Tommy, in a midget on midget brawl

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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2007, 02:34:43 PM »
Ok, I am going to use most of the Characters that were suggested for the tournament, first round will go as such, all the matches will be put in this thread, please vote for the winners of every match, if one of your suggestions is fighting and you would like to say why he should win, please do :) Voting ends Monday at 8:00 p.m. eastern. Highest vote getter gets a 3rd round bye!
PLEASE VOTE

Match 1- Dalton vs. Seyzer Kose

Dalton needs no pimpin from me. He is the toughest "cooler" ever and he learned from Wade Garrett. Seyzer Koze must have been in a fight in the European version, cuz I don't remember him fighting when I saw it. Sweet pick Bluto ;D



Match 2- Marv vs. Jack Bauer


Havenbulls choice Marv is the most hardcore of the bunch imo. Oldschool Flip chose Jack Bauer, TBH I don't watch 24.

Match 3- Tony Montana(scarface) vs. Tom Stall(A history of violence)

Beatmaster's choice Tony Montana can take more bullets than any other person in the contest, but Deedees choice of Tom Stall kills people with his bare hands and likes his pussy REALLY hairy, now thats tough.


Match 4- Nico Toscani vs. Sho-Nuff

Bluto finally picked a guy who has at least been in a fight, but he can't handle Polux's pick Sho-Nuff.



Match 5-The Lieutenant(bad lieutenant) vs. Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

Sorry Deedee, Harvey looks like a little bitch next to Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti!


Match 6- Dominic Toretta(Vin diesel, fast and furious) vs. Tommy Devito(Joe pesci, Goodfella)

Once again I see my guy destroying Blutos, Tommy was mean, but he is a midget. Dominic Toretta would destroy the fat little fucker.

PLEASE VOTE

Contestants reference
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=134196.0


Match 1 - Soze "Fenster: The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher. "

Match 2 - Marv

Match 3 - Hmm, tough one. If it gets down to hand to hand, I'd have to go with Tom

Match 4 - Nico Toscani

Match 5 - Cobra

Match 6 - Tommy Devito

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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2007, 03:16:20 PM »
Match 1 - Soze "Fenster: The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher. "



 You are letting hearsay sway you into picking against Dalton! :o You do know that Soze can't hurt Dalton right? Why not? Cuz "pain don't hurt", that's why. Your other picks were pretty good though.
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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2007, 03:34:03 PM »
Well I'm just afraid to leave Soze out  :-\
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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2007, 04:09:33 PM »
The only match I'm concerned about is Match 4 with Nico Toscani vs. Sho' Nuff. And let me tell you, Sho' Nuff would win, fellas - hands down!

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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2007, 04:51:44 PM »
I think I'm out of my league here.  ;D

But too late now, so...

Marv has to be the ultimate, baddest motherfukker, and should def take the overall. Not only is he ugly and big and crazy, he likes women besides. Harvey was prob a bad choice, but figured his character's innards are so pickled from all the substance abuse he's indestructible.  Plus, has no morals whatsoever, which must count for something when facing a foe.

I totally think the Tom Stall character outranks Tony, since as you say he can kill with his bare hands while Tony was just a dumb hothead with incest issues. Not to mention Tony dies, while Tom gets all the bad guys and goes home afterward. Plus, he turned a rape scene into a very hot sex on the stairs scene, so once again, he's a killer who kills in bed too.  :D

1. Dalton vs the Keyser: have no clue  ;D but am going with Soze since supposedly he killed his own family without blinking. That's pretty bad.

2. Marv vs Jack Brauer:  Teh Marv!!!!!!

3. Scarface vs Tom Stall: Going with Tom Stall as per above

4. Nico vs Sho Nuff: Sho Nuff because I just plain don't like Steven Seagal

5. Bad Lieutenant vs Good Lieutenant: Going to vote against myself and pick the Good Lieutenant

6. Dominic vs Tommy:  Dominic because he really was bad.  Tommy is too short and also just a hothead.  No exceptional skills.

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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2007, 04:54:08 PM »
Very well done Deedee.
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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2007, 05:01:10 PM »
Dalton is tied, 2-2 :o Maybe future voters should watch these clips.





Swayze Christmas!




And this is just a sample if Daltons skills!
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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2007, 05:14:30 PM »
1. Dalton
2. Marv
3. Would really want to pick Tony....but Tom would steal his gun and shoot him with it quicker than Tony could wipe the coke from his butterfly lapel.
4. Sho'nuff
5. Cobra
6. Tommy....he'd cheat...but are you gonna argue with him?
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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2007, 05:43:06 PM »
If I was a betting man, I'd put it all on Sho'nuff at 3:2.

I mean it's a lock!

Ain't he the baddest mofo low down round this town?


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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2007, 05:44:48 PM »
If I was a betting man, I'd put it all on Sho'nuff at 3:2.

I mean it's a lock!

Ain't he the baddest mofo low down round this town?



Dalton or Marv are the baddest imo. Sho-Nuff got his ass beat by Bruce Leroy. :P
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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2007, 06:20:15 PM »
Sho-Nuff got his ass beat by Bruce Leroy. :P

Sure, but Bruce Leroy was The Master. He had the Glow and all that shit.

None of these other guys are on that level.

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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2007, 07:43:24 PM »
Sure, but Bruce Leroy was The Master.

He also claims to have caught bullets with his teeth. Nig ga please!  ;D

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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2007, 09:44:33 AM »
Great thread!

How about Ben Kingsley from Sexy Beast? Not bad enough?

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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2007, 09:45:55 AM »
Great thread!

How about Ben Kingsley from Sexy Beast? Not bad enough?

Well, after we crown a winner for this tournament he will have to defend his title sooner or later. We can put Ben in the next tournament and see how he does.
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Re: Official first round matches of the baddest motherfukker contest
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2007, 08:06:23 AM »
first round results!

Dalton beats Seyzer Koze 4-2!

Marv Beats Jack Bauer 6-0!

Tom Stall beats Tony Montana 4-2!

Sho_Nuff beats Nico 5-2!

Cobra beats the Bad Lieutenant 6-0!

Tommy Devito beats Dominic Toretta 4-2!

ROUND 2-  http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=135548.0
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