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Brixtonbulldog

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i was raped last night..
« on: December 21, 2014, 03:09:26 PM »
gf and i had a party at our house.  just a few people, nothing huge.  well the drinking got quite heavy and before we knew it everyone was hammered.  so everyone left around 1am or so and we hit the sack.  i took one of her sleepy drugs to pass out and did so immediately. 

so this morning i come downstairs and she's sitting on the couch with a huge smile on her face.  panic then set in as i am known for doing quite extraordinary things while imbibing.  turns out i didn't go straight to sleep as i imagined.  she had her way with me and then discarded my robotic carcass like a cheap whore.  i remember none of this. 

..i've been roofied and used like a college skank in a cheap bar.  dang :D
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2014, 03:11:19 PM »
If you don't remember the pleasure of the act, then philosophically it can be argued that it didn't happen.
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The True Adonis

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2014, 03:11:36 PM »
Why are you telling us this? 
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BroadStreetBruiser

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2014, 03:12:10 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on December 21, 2014, 03:11:36 PM
Why are you telling us this? 

brutal truth
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2014, 03:12:47 PM »
She is probably lying to you just to make you feel good.
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The True Adonis

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2014, 03:13:12 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 21, 2014, 03:12:10 PM
brutal truth
Something tells me this isn`t the first time he has allowed himself to be taken advantage of.

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The True Adonis

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2014, 03:14:17 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on December 21, 2014, 03:12:47 PM
She is probably lying to you just to make you feel good.
I would have her arrested immediately.  See how long that grin lasts then.
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The True Adonis

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2014, 03:17:44 PM »
Brixtonbulldog is the type of guy that mails himself a package just so he can get a glimpse of the homosexual postman in tight shorts and safari hat.
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Brixtonbulldog

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2014, 03:20:56 PM »
lol.. she can use me.  i can use this to justify taking advantage of her next time she's hammered.  ..not that i wouldn't anyway ;D
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2014, 03:21:26 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on December 21, 2014, 03:14:17 PM
I would have her arrested immediately.  See how long that grin lasts then.

What if your wife took advantage of you, TA? Would you have her arrested?
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The True Adonis

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2014, 03:23:19 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on December 21, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
What if your wife took advantage of you, TA? Would you have her arrested?
Immediately.  It would be hilarious because I could put an end to it by not testifying if I wanted.  Either way, lessons would be taught.
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BroadStreetBruiser

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2014, 03:28:31 PM »
BrixtonBulldog (I have trouble typing that with a straight face) seems like the kind of guy who goes to play Gay Bingo at the HIV center and then when pressed says he's only there to "support the cause".
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The True Adonis

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2014, 03:32:49 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 21, 2014, 03:28:31 PM
BrixtonBulldog (I have trouble typing that with a straight face) seems like the kind of guy who goes to play Gay Bingo at the HIV center and then when pressed says he's only there to "support the cause".
ROFLMAOOOO!!!

I bet he has an entire wardrobe filled with Susan G. Komen shirts because he claims pink is his favorite color.  ::)

Probably has a Snuggie with the butthole cut out.
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BroadStreetBruiser

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2014, 03:34:51 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on December 21, 2014, 03:32:49 PM
ROFLMAOOOO!!!

I bet he has an entire wardrobe filled with Susan G. Komen shirts because he claims pink is his favorite color.  ::)

Probably has a Snuggie with the butthole cut out.

I imagine at a family cookout the kids all want to go bug chasing to jar up firefly's and Uncle Bulldog comes out in hot pants, oiled chest and ounce of meth...when his family questions him he sheepishly says "Ohhh uh hahaha uhhh I thought you said bug chasing party. Let me call Tom to tell him to turn around." HAHAHAHA
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2014, 03:35:30 PM »
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2014, 03:37:42 PM »
thats weird cause i hit up a party around 105AM and found some dude passed out on a bed upstairs, he looked pretty sexy so i had my way with him while he was out of it,he did wake up once in awhile and smile at me then pass out again. i blew a load in his ass then i went downstairs and saw a broad sitting on the couch.i waived by and went home
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2014, 03:37:51 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 21, 2014, 03:34:51 PM
I imagine at a family cookout the kids all want to go bug chasing to jar up firefly's and Uncle Bulldog comes out in hot pants, oiled chest and ounce of meth...when his family questions him he sheepishly says "Ohhh uh hahaha uhhh I thought you said bug chasing party. Let me call Tom to tell him to turn around." HAHAHAHA
ROFLMAOOOOOOOO!!!!

I bet Brixtonbulldog still has his Columbia House mail-order music club membership still active because he can`t wait for the new Boy George disc set to be released.
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2014, 03:41:58 PM »
Was Bill Cosby nearby?
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2014, 03:42:22 PM »
I'm only here to read Knooger's post about this.
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2014, 03:43:38 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on December 21, 2014, 03:37:51 PM
ROFLMAOOOOOOOO!!!!

I bet Brixtonbulldog still has his Columbia House mail-order music club membership still active because he can`t wait for the new Boy George disc set to be released.

Are you saying he has every Billy Mays OxiClean commerical on VHS because he claims to admire "a good mustache"?
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2014, 03:45:46 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 21, 2014, 03:43:38 PM
Are you saying he has every Billy Mays OxiClean commerical on VHS because he claims to admire "a good mustache"?

Oils up and Re-enacts the Top Gun volleyball scene in front of his bedroom mirror.
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The True Adonis

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2014, 03:48:30 PM »
Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 21, 2014, 03:43:38 PM
Are you saying he has every Billy Mays OxiClean commerical on VHS because he claims to admire "a good mustache"?
ROFLMAO yes!!!

I bet he spends the entire weekend hanging around the local hardware store in the hopes of spotting an unusual beard.
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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2014, 03:50:05 PM »
Only rape if you want it to be
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The True Adonis

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2014, 03:50:49 PM »
Brixtonbulldog probably saved up this Christmas for a 3D printer so he can make dildos to his hearts content, thus eliminating the middle man.
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BroadStreetBruiser

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Re: i was raped last night..
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2014, 03:51:18 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on December 21, 2014, 03:45:46 PM
Oils up and Re-enacts the Top Gun volleyball scene in front of his bedroom mirror.

Yes. The kind of guy who watches Broke Back Mountain because only because it's a "fishing movie".
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