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Title: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: A Righteous Sort on June 19, 2014, 12:14:43 PM
One can break the spines of German shepherds with his bare hands,
the other has single handedly held off swat teams.

Discuss
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: I ETA PI on June 19, 2014, 12:24:41 PM
Which one knows more about gorillas?
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Princess L on June 19, 2014, 12:25:08 PM
No comparison.  SMM was in a league of a$$holes all his own.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: D-Cord on June 19, 2014, 12:49:29 PM
I have been told that both are stand up gentlemen.

Maybe it's just a rumour.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K3liZvYh49E/TiXIs6Ht6fI/AAAAAAAAB9E/CddskAbOdHE/s1600/bangles.jpg)
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: falco on June 19, 2014, 12:57:26 PM
Another day another gimmick.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: bigmc on June 19, 2014, 01:04:01 PM
Esf is a good poster taking everything into consideration


Smm not so much
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on June 19, 2014, 01:13:44 PM
SMM was one of the best, most entertaining posters ever on this board
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: ESFitness on June 19, 2014, 02:16:39 PM
I negotiated my surrender for a can of beer. no shit. after they zip tied me up and took me to the.. shit.. whatever you call their 'base' room they were using for the negoatiting, 'command post'? I dunno.. anyways.. they cut the zipties from behind me and ziptie me in the front and sure enough, bring in a can of Miller Lite. I though they were bullshitting me, but nope, there it was, nice and cold. tasted not bad either, after 8hrs of waiting for them to bash through the doors and windows. lol

i'll never drink another Miller Lite again in my life, however. lol
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Royalty on June 19, 2014, 02:49:01 PM
I've witnessed ESFitness attack and kill a Special Ops Commando in broad daylight (dry cleaners).


This Thread = OVER
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Hulkotron on June 19, 2014, 02:51:10 PM
Esf is a good poster taking everything into consideration


Smm not so much

Agreed
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: ESFitness on June 19, 2014, 02:51:39 PM
I've witnessed ESFitness attack and kill a Special Ops Commando in broad daylight (dry cleaners).


This Thread = OVER

nonsense












no witnesses  ;)
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 19, 2014, 02:53:18 PM
Pumpster laying the smack down.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Lustral on June 19, 2014, 03:47:47 PM
I was accused of being SMM when I started here. I posted a pic and raged a bit.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: LurkerNoMore on June 19, 2014, 04:36:55 PM
The irresistible force of disrespect (SMM) meets the immoveable object of non disrespecting (EFS)

Black holes and anti matter are created in the aftermath. 
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: haider on June 19, 2014, 05:53:11 PM
ESF is a quantum leap from SMM. pathological bullshitter.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: JBGRAY on June 19, 2014, 06:26:39 PM
I have a prison tattoo on my ass courtesy of ESFitness.  He works wonders with an old cassette player Walkman, used needles, and Skittles candy shells.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 19, 2014, 06:34:25 PM
Esfitness is a top tier poster. Very entertaining. You almost want to call bullshit, but then you dont because there is a chance he isn't bullshit.

He has been known to deal with disrespect very swiftly. If a #hater ever takes ES out, a choir of Valkyries will wing him off to Gearlhalla with great haste where he can enjoy an eternity of Miller Lite, sushi, and Mac N Cheese....using the skulls of Australian women with foul mouths as his bowl and an a 100ml beaker as his Challice.

It was once said that there is a little bit of ES in all warriors. The Jews cut theirs off.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Royalty on June 19, 2014, 07:57:17 PM
ESFitness builds things like this for fun

Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Hulkotron on June 19, 2014, 08:01:34 PM
Esfitness is a top tier poster. Very entertaining. You almost want to call bullshit, but then you dont because there is a chance he isn't bullshit.

He has been known to deal with disrespect very swiftly. If a #hater ever takes ES out, a choir of Valkyries will wing him off to Gearlhalla with great haste where he can enjoy an eternity of Miller Lite, sushi, and Mac N Cheese....using the skulls of Australian women with foul mouths as his bowl and an a 100ml beaker as his Challice.

It was once said that there is a little bit of ES in all warriors. The Jews cut theirs off.


Excellent
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 19, 2014, 08:02:43 PM
ESFitness is the Spike channel come to life
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 20, 2014, 03:19:22 AM
who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 20, 2014, 03:37:58 AM
I negotiated my surrender for a can of beer. no shit. after they zip tied me up and took me to the.. shit.. whatever you call their 'base' room they were using for the negoatiting, 'command post'? I dunno.. anyways.. they cut the zipties from behind me and ziptie me in the front and sure enough, bring in a can of Miller Lite. I though they were bullshitting me, but nope, there it was, nice and cold. tasted not bad either, after 8hrs of waiting for them to bash through the doors and windows. lol

i'll never drink another Miller Lite again in my life, however. lol

epic... lol

classic getbig
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: wolfrittner on June 20, 2014, 03:40:11 AM
If ESFitness  would have been in Jaws, the movie would have been a 10 min. Documentary about Sushi.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: BigCyp on June 20, 2014, 03:40:33 AM
If I met ESFitness at the gym and he started telling me a bullshit story I would punch him in the ear
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 20, 2014, 03:41:53 AM
If I met ESFitness at the gym and he started telling me a bullshit story I would punch him in the ear

you're not equipped for this, tree-hugger. business is not something you're versed in, just tap out.

I've owned businesses, managed businesses, and invested in businesses. Clippers ain't a public company, I assume sterling owns a controlling share, if not 100%. you can't force a man to sell his business. if he were CEO, the board of directors could vote on terminating him, but he's not elected (hired). it's like forcing Sergey and the other guy to sell Google.com..... you can't do it. Sure, you can fire Eric Schmidt (although I believe he's stepped down already... beside the point), but you can't force Sergey and other guy (the owners) to sell.... the same way you can't force zuckerberg to sell his interest in Facebook..... the same way Annaly Capital can't force me to sell my shares because of something other shareholders see me posting on Getbig. that's not how it works kid.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: BigCyp on June 20, 2014, 03:50:39 AM
you're not equipped for this, tree-hugger. business is not something you're versed in, just tap out.

I've owned businesses, managed businesses, and invested in businesses. Clippers ain't a public company, I assume sterling owns a controlling share, if not 100%. you can't force a man to sell his business. if he were CEO, the board of directors could vote on terminating him, but he's not elected (hired). it's like forcing Sergey and the other guy to sell Google.com..... you can't do it. Sure, you can fire Eric Schmidt (although I believe he's stepped down already... beside the point), but you can't force Sergey and other guy (the owners) to sell.... the same way you can't force zuckerberg to sell his interest in Facebook..... the same way Annaly Capital can't force me to sell my shares because of something other shareholders see me posting on Getbig. that's not how it works kid.

If ESFitness tried saying that to me, he would need a fucking harp to sew him back together
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Thick Nick on June 20, 2014, 03:56:23 AM
who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown

Hindenburg Maleo Jr. was his real name if I recall...

The infamous OMR thread is what took me from long term lurker into posting here. Fucking pure gold. People forget how bad that owning was... Chasing him to other boards etc.

Good times.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on June 20, 2014, 04:51:58 AM
who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown
greatest bullshitter ever. He broke a german sheperds spine one time. Someone should start a thead with the funniest smm quotes ever.


i was kind lof sad when he ran away from getbig cause he always gave me a big laugh
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: wolfrittner on June 20, 2014, 04:55:08 AM
If I met ESFitness at the gym and he started telling me a bullshit story I would punch him in the ear
:D
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Skorp1o on June 20, 2014, 04:58:26 AM
Hindenburg Maleo Jr. was his real name if I recall...

The infamous OMR thread is what took me from long term lurker into posting here. Fucking pure gold. People forget how bad that owning was... Chasing him to other boards etc.

Good times.

The day you graced us with your small penis is unforgettable.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Thick Nick on June 20, 2014, 05:40:50 AM
The day you graced us with your small penis is unforgettable.

You know you are starting to like me and my NORMAL size penis. And, I been here a long time... I recall when you actually started posting. Not the other way around junior.  ;D
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: BigCyp on June 20, 2014, 06:05:38 AM
You know you are starting to like me and my NORMAL size penis. And, I been here a long time... I recall when you actually started posting. Not the other way around junior.  ;D

Nick, you do realise that posting shitty posts is optional right?
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 20, 2014, 06:08:31 AM
If ESFitness tried saying that to me, he would need a fucking harp to sew him back together

Great quote none the less.  :D
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Thick Nick on June 20, 2014, 06:27:31 AM
Nick, you do realise that posting shitty posts is optional right?

Who are you again?

Welcome back you fucker.. Any better?
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: BigCyp on June 20, 2014, 06:32:19 AM
Who are you again?

Welcome back you fucker.. Any better?

Lower your tone 'Thin dick'
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Thick Nick on June 20, 2014, 06:35:35 AM
Lower your tone 'Thin dick'

...in a much deeper voice...

Who are you again?  ::)
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Skorp1o on June 20, 2014, 06:55:17 AM
You know you are starting to like me and my NORMAL size penis. And, I been here a long time... I recall when you actually started posting. Not the other way around junior.  ;D

Please don't ever use capitals when describing your penis...it's an insult to the caps lock.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: wolfrittner on June 20, 2014, 07:01:46 AM
Please don't ever use capitals when describing your penis...it's an insult to the caps lock.
Hahahaha!
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: BigCyp on June 20, 2014, 07:02:56 AM
I think Nick has a normal size penis






For the lego movie
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on June 20, 2014, 07:57:00 AM
Please don't ever use capitals when describing your penis...it's an insult to the caps lock.
hahaha fuck bigmc was right you are this yeard gal  :D
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Thick Nick on June 20, 2014, 08:46:01 AM
Please don't ever use capitals when describing your penis...it's an insult to the caps lock.


/sigh  .... grumbles ... Fucking Che ... I hope your wife gets fat....
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: ESFitness on June 20, 2014, 11:00:57 AM
If ESFitness  would have been in Jaws, the movie would have been a 10 min. Documentary about Sushi.

first time you'd ever see a shark drowned.

Jaws 2 would be me choking a whale... and eating it with a bowl of sushi rice.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: ESFitness on June 20, 2014, 11:03:43 AM
If I met ESFitness at the gym and he started telling me a bullshit story I would punch him in the ear

nice try. I realize you're a gimmick.

nevertheless, I don't talk about the stories and things I've done in the past to people in real life.. not even my gf or ppl who know what I've been through (which is a very small number of ppl).. when I tell a story here, it's kinda because I don't really tell anybody else about it, so here I get to kinda 'reminisce' or whatever.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Royalty on June 20, 2014, 06:28:01 PM


nevertheless, I don't talk about the stories and things I've done in the past to people in real life.. not even my gf or ppl who know what I've been through (which is a very small number of ppl)

Straight up mafia


Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Papper on June 20, 2014, 11:58:44 PM
Smm was one of a kind. His wealth of knowledge on a variety of subjects was refreshing. Especially enjoyed hearing about gorillas.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: cephissus on June 21, 2014, 01:55:28 AM
who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown

omr vs smm is the greatest thread in getbig history, hands down

look it up, and you'll know all you ever wanted...
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: falco on June 21, 2014, 02:18:45 AM
Thick Nick dick is so thin his wife can floss her teeth with it.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: A Righteous Sort on June 21, 2014, 04:33:08 PM
who is this suckymymuscle character btw...

someone give me the rundown

Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: A Righteous Sort on June 21, 2014, 04:46:55 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=425331.0

Fucking legendary  ;D
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: POB on June 21, 2014, 11:16:18 PM
One can break the spines of German shepherds with his bare hands,
the other has single handedly held off swat teams.

Discuss

Post sucks ES has knowledge of BB no denying that
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: wolfrittner on June 22, 2014, 04:49:13 AM
Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.
Damn that was good! Best description ever !  8) 8) 
Only other person who can write like that is Wes
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: OneMoreRep on June 22, 2014, 04:54:27 AM
SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.

You are absolutely right. He was an extremely entertaining poster, albeit slightly harsh at times.

The craziest part is that he could have ended it all by simply saying that he apologized for his harsh words (even through a private message). That is how I operate. I don't take things too seriously and a simple apology would have sufficed.

He had too much pride.

"1"
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Hulkotron on June 22, 2014, 01:02:46 PM
OMR does not take kindly to disrespect.
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Rascal full on June 22, 2014, 02:48:03 PM
You are absolutely right. He was an extremely entertaining poster, albeit slightly harsh at times.

The craziest part is that he could have ended it all by simply saying that he apologized for his harsh words (even through a private message). That is how I operate. I don't take things too seriously and a simple apology would have sufficed.

He had too much pride.

"1"

I read your epic thread vs SMM and it made for hilarious reading, definitely an all time getbig classic. Just one question please;

What would you have done if he had actually turned up for that fight? Did you have a strategy in mind?
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: OneMoreRep on June 22, 2014, 02:58:46 PM
I read your epic thread vs SMM and it made for hilarious reading, definitely an all time getbig classic. Just one question please;

What would you have done if he had actually turned up for that fight? Did you have a strategy in mind?

We would have been allotted an hour of ring time at the academy with a referee as needed (The reason for this is because a basic street fight would land two individuals in jail, but a fight within an MMA academy is simply considered sparring).

We would have signed waivers describing how far we would go and when the fight would end.

In terms of fight strategy, it would have been very straight forward. I'd feel him out in terms of his ability to actually deliver strikes while standing, pace myself to see what his speed is like and control the distance. I have good experience in boxing for over 20-30 years (experience as in training from the time I was a teenager, but nothing professional or even semi-pro - just an avid fan and man who enjoys sparring). If he appeared to have more skill in terms of striking or if he was well versed in Muay Thai (While I can check kicks, I am not good at delivering kicks), I would have simply taken it to the ground as soon as possible. On the ground, I am very well versed and have trained for over a decade now at Renzos with everything from professional MMA fighters, collegiate wrestlers and to even that of Brazilian Jiujitsu masters. An ideal ending for me would be by way of submission. I don't find the thought of breaking someone's face or even snapping one of their bones appealing.

Again, I didn't have any hate for the guy. I don't hate anyone. I would have approached the entire thing like that of a very intense sparring session, that's all.

When healthy, I spar every single week (once or twice) and so going at it with a random person wouldn't be too much of a change.

Worse case scenario, I lose and manage to pick out a few areas where I could have improved and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends. Best case scenario, I win and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends.

"1"
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: chaos on June 22, 2014, 03:21:07 PM
Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.
Long time lurker? ::)
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Rascal full on June 22, 2014, 03:26:30 PM
We would have been allotted an hour of ring time at the academy with a referee as needed (The reason for this is because a basic street fight would land two individuals in jail, but a fight within an MMA academy is simply considered sparring).

We would have signed waivers describing how far we would go and when the fight would end.

In terms of fight strategy, it would have been very straight forward. I'd feel him out in terms of his ability to actually deliver strikes while standing, pace myself to see what his speed is like and control the distance. I have good experience in boxing for over 20-30 years (experience as in training from the time I was a teenager, but nothing professional or even semi-pro - just an avid fan and man who enjoys sparring). If he appeared to have more skill in terms of striking or if he was well versed in Muay Thai (While I can check kicks, I am not good at delivering kicks), I would have simply taken it to the ground as soon as possible. On the ground, I am very well versed and have trained for over a decade now at Renzos with everything from professional MMA fighters, collegiate wrestlers and to even that of Brazilian Jiujitsu masters. An ideal ending for me would be by way of submission. I don't find the thought of breaking someone's face or even snapping one of their bones appealing.

Again, I didn't have any hate for the guy. I don't hate anyone. I would have approached the entire thing like that of a very intense sparring session, that's all.

When healthy, I spar every single week (once or twice) and so going at it with a random person wouldn't be too much of a change.

Worse case scenario, I lose and manage to pick out a few areas where I could have improved and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends. Best case scenario, I win and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends.

"1"

Good for you mate, it would appear SMM picked on the wrong guy. Bet he wishes he had chosen a softer touch now!
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: ESFitness on June 22, 2014, 03:29:45 PM
Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.

hey hey hey... so do I! lol

Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: ESFitness on June 22, 2014, 03:34:55 PM
the thing is with me, everything I say, everything I've been through is true... actually happened. good and bad.

are there things I regret? absolutely, but I made the best of my situations and came out on the other end. some of the stuff is unbelievable to most, since most are lucky (or wise enough) enough to not put themselves in the situations I've been in in the first place.

I tend to learn things the hard way, I like to find things out on my own... I'm a curious person and I tend to take risks. sometimes that risk taking is a good thing, sometimes it a bad thing, but I deal with the consequences nonetheless.

Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: A Righteous Sort on June 22, 2014, 05:38:09 PM
Damn that was good! Best description ever !  8) 8) 
Only other person who can write like that is Wes

Thanks buddy I try ;)

hey hey hey... so do I! lol



 ;D :D

So you're no 'thick' nick
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: Master Blaster on June 22, 2014, 07:12:15 PM
Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.

Hi Suck My Muscle  ::)
Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: THE ARS on June 25, 2014, 06:16:23 PM
hey hey hey... so do I! lol



Well, you should fight OneMoreRep then.

For the aftermath you bring the guitar strings and he will bring the lube.

Let's get this facilitated.

Title: Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle
Post by: wolfrittner on June 25, 2014, 06:53:06 PM
We would have been allotted an hour of ring time at the academy with a referee as needed (The reason for this is because a basic street fight would land two individuals in jail, but a fight within an MMA academy is simply considered sparring).

We would have signed waivers describing how far we would go and when the fight would end.

In terms of fight strategy, it would have been very straight forward. I'd feel him out in terms of his ability to actually deliver strikes while standing, pace myself to see what his speed is like and control the distance. I have good experience in boxing for over 20-30 years (experience as in training from the time I was a teenager, but nothing professional or even semi-pro - just an avid fan and man who enjoys sparring). If he appeared to have more skill in terms of striking or if he was well versed in Muay Thai (While I can check kicks, I am not good at delivering kicks), I would have simply taken it to the ground as soon as possible. On the ground, I am very well versed and have trained for over a decade now at Renzos with everything from professional MMA fighters, collegiate wrestlers and to even that of Brazilian Jiujitsu masters. An ideal ending for me would be by way of submission. I don't find the thought of breaking someone's face or even snapping one of their bones appealing.

Again, I didn't have any hate for the guy. I don't hate anyone. I would have approached the entire thing like that of a very intense sparring session, that's all.

When healthy, I spar every single week (once or twice) and so going at it with a random person wouldn't be too much of a change.

Worse case scenario, I lose and manage to pick out a few areas where I could have improved and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends. Best case scenario, I win and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends.

"1"
Something tells me, suckmymuscle was a pretty smart guy for not committing to fight you.
 Because he knew ,you would kick his ass! 
That's also the only reason for not showing up