ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle

[wolfrittner]

Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.

Damn that was good! Best description ever !    
Only other person who can write like that is Wes

[OneMoreRep]

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.

You are absolutely right. He was an extremely entertaining poster, albeit slightly harsh at times.

The craziest part is that he could have ended it all by simply saying that he apologized for his harsh words (even through a private message). That is how I operate. I don't take things too seriously and a simple apology would have sufficed.

He had too much pride.

"1"

[Hulkotron]

OMR does not take kindly to disrespect.

[Rascal full]

You are absolutely right. He was an extremely entertaining poster, albeit slightly harsh at times.

The craziest part is that he could have ended it all by simply saying that he apologized for his harsh words (even through a private message). That is how I operate. I don't take things too seriously and a simple apology would have sufficed.

He had too much pride.

"1"

I read your epic thread vs SMM and it made for hilarious reading, definitely an all time getbig classic. Just one question please;

What would you have done if he had actually turned up for that fight? Did you have a strategy in mind?

[OneMoreRep]

I read your epic thread vs SMM and it made for hilarious reading, definitely an all time getbig classic. Just one question please;

What would you have done if he had actually turned up for that fight? Did you have a strategy in mind?

We would have been allotted an hour of ring time at the academy with a referee as needed (The reason for this is because a basic street fight would land two individuals in jail, but a fight within an MMA academy is simply considered sparring).

We would have signed waivers describing how far we would go and when the fight would end.

In terms of fight strategy, it would have been very straight forward. I'd feel him out in terms of his ability to actually deliver strikes while standing, pace myself to see what his speed is like and control the distance. I have good experience in boxing for over 20-30 years (experience as in training from the time I was a teenager, but nothing professional or even semi-pro - just an avid fan and man who enjoys sparring). If he appeared to have more skill in terms of striking or if he was well versed in Muay Thai (While I can check kicks, I am not good at delivering kicks), I would have simply taken it to the ground as soon as possible. On the ground, I am very well versed and have trained for over a decade now at Renzos with everything from professional MMA fighters, collegiate wrestlers and to even that of Brazilian Jiujitsu masters. An ideal ending for me would be by way of submission. I don't find the thought of breaking someone's face or even snapping one of their bones appealing.

Again, I didn't have any hate for the guy. I don't hate anyone. I would have approached the entire thing like that of a very intense sparring session, that's all.

When healthy, I spar every single week (once or twice) and so going at it with a random person wouldn't be too much of a change.

Worse case scenario, I lose and manage to pick out a few areas where I could have improved and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends. Best case scenario, I win and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends.

"1"

[chaos]

Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.

Long time lurker?

[Rascal full]

We would have been allotted an hour of ring time at the academy with a referee as needed (The reason for this is because a basic street fight would land two individuals in jail, but a fight within an MMA academy is simply considered sparring).

We would have signed waivers describing how far we would go and when the fight would end.

In terms of fight strategy, it would have been very straight forward. I'd feel him out in terms of his ability to actually deliver strikes while standing, pace myself to see what his speed is like and control the distance. I have good experience in boxing for over 20-30 years (experience as in training from the time I was a teenager, but nothing professional or even semi-pro - just an avid fan and man who enjoys sparring). If he appeared to have more skill in terms of striking or if he was well versed in Muay Thai (While I can check kicks, I am not good at delivering kicks), I would have simply taken it to the ground as soon as possible. On the ground, I am very well versed and have trained for over a decade now at Renzos with everything from professional MMA fighters, collegiate wrestlers and to even that of Brazilian Jiujitsu masters. An ideal ending for me would be by way of submission. I don't find the thought of breaking someone's face or even snapping one of their bones appealing.

Again, I didn't have any hate for the guy. I don't hate anyone. I would have approached the entire thing like that of a very intense sparring session, that's all.

When healthy, I spar every single week (once or twice) and so going at it with a random person wouldn't be too much of a change.

Worse case scenario, I lose and manage to pick out a few areas where I could have improved and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends. Best case scenario, I win and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends.

"1"

Good for you mate, it would appear SMM picked on the wrong guy. Bet he wishes he had chosen a softer touch now!

[ESFitness]

Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.

hey hey hey... so do I! lol

[ESFitness]

the thing is with me, everything I say, everything I've been through is true... actually happened. good and bad.

are there things I regret? absolutely, but I made the best of my situations and came out on the other end. some of the stuff is unbelievable to most, since most are lucky (or wise enough) enough to not put themselves in the situations I've been in in the first place.

I tend to learn things the hard way, I like to find things out on my own... I'm a curious person and I tend to take risks. sometimes that risk taking is a good thing, sometimes it a bad thing, but I deal with the consequences nonetheless.

[A Righteous Sort]

Damn that was good! Best description ever !    
Only other person who can write like that is Wes

Thanks buddy I try

hey hey hey... so do I! lol

 

So you're no 'thick' nick

[Master Blaster]

Lol,

SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL

Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.

Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.


He held these claims for years and years on this forum.

Among them:

He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.

After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...

After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.

SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.

Hi Suck My Muscle 

[THE ARS]

hey hey hey... so do I! lol

Well, you should fight OneMoreRep then.

For the aftermath you bring the guitar strings and he will bring the lube.

Let's get this facilitated.

[wolfrittner]

We would have been allotted an hour of ring time at the academy with a referee as needed (The reason for this is because a basic street fight would land two individuals in jail, but a fight within an MMA academy is simply considered sparring).

We would have signed waivers describing how far we would go and when the fight would end.

In terms of fight strategy, it would have been very straight forward. I'd feel him out in terms of his ability to actually deliver strikes while standing, pace myself to see what his speed is like and control the distance. I have good experience in boxing for over 20-30 years (experience as in training from the time I was a teenager, but nothing professional or even semi-pro - just an avid fan and man who enjoys sparring). If he appeared to have more skill in terms of striking or if he was well versed in Muay Thai (While I can check kicks, I am not good at delivering kicks), I would have simply taken it to the ground as soon as possible. On the ground, I am very well versed and have trained for over a decade now at Renzos with everything from professional MMA fighters, collegiate wrestlers and to even that of Brazilian Jiujitsu masters. An ideal ending for me would be by way of submission. I don't find the thought of breaking someone's face or even snapping one of their bones appealing.

Again, I didn't have any hate for the guy. I don't hate anyone. I would have approached the entire thing like that of a very intense sparring session, that's all.

When healthy, I spar every single week (once or twice) and so going at it with a random person wouldn't be too much of a change.

Worse case scenario, I lose and manage to pick out a few areas where I could have improved and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends. Best case scenario, I win and then offer to shake the guy's hand and take him out for a drink to make amends.

"1"

Something tells me, suckmymuscle was a pretty smart guy for not committing to fight you.
 Because he knew ,you would kick his ass! 
That's also the only reason for not showing up