who is this suckymymuscle character btw...
someone give me the rundown
Lol,
SMM would make the most outrageous claims.
But the thing that made him great is that he said it without an ounce of humor.
He was also extremely viscous and psychopathic, threatening numerous members -
culminating in him threatening to "cut off the nipples of a female board member with rusty razors,
and leaving her to die from the infections".
He told another female member that he wanted to rape her in the ass til she bled to death LOL
Basically SMM always had to more alpha, more intelligent (especially), more classy, more worldly than anyone and everyone - and with not a hint of humor.
Added to that, he would frequently make novel length post arguing such mundane subjects like:
"The deadlift potentional of gorillas" going in to extreme depth and touching upon biomechanics etc
He also contributed thousands and thousands of (novel length post) on the topic of whether Dorian Yates was better than Ronnie Coleman (he said Dorian is better), analyzing it with obsessive seriousness.
He held these claims for years and years on this forum.
Among them:
He has an IQ of 172 or something like that.
He is 6'4" and can bench something like 600 pounds...
His neighbors dog wouldn't stop barking, so he snapped its neck with his bare hands.
He was considered impossibly beautiful as a youth.
His has a penis 8" long.
A consultant for special forces including the Brazilian BOPE
He is one of 2 people in the world that can solve a particular intelligence test.
His family owns casinos along the French Riviera.
When he wants to have sex he pays high class prostitutes that work as models.
After threatening the female member of this board OMR called him on his bluff, and challenged him to a fight.
SMM blustered and postured saying he would never lose a fight to a "f agg ot", then eventually his identity was revealed by the forces behind the scenes to be a Brazilian chess player -
A super skinny gay looking guy that while highly intelligent seems to suffer from several personality disorders - which a bizarre posting history all over the Internet under various aliases. Ironically, he appears to be a closet homosexual as evidenced by postings under various aliases...
After being revealed, SMM panicked, threatened to sue the board and make everyone pay, and when he realized that wasn't going to go anyway, he packed his bags and ran from the board after his carefully crafted alter ego of some 8+ years was shattered.
SMM was probably one of the most entertaining posters ever, even though he was also a bad person. Even OMR would say so.