he had to sit there like a cuckhold
lol. Nothing I'll ever post online.
had her call my xwife while she sucked my cock and ask her...
Does she have two heads ???
There are many. Here are a few that come to mind:
First: exact same story as you above, Groink. Almost comical. Except I did it to a fellow teammate on my college football team. It completely alienated me from my teammates for putting hoes before bros. I learned a very valuable lesson there that I never forgot.A buddy's girl (or fomer girl) should always be off-limits. Always. At least, that's the rule I learned and still live by.
Second: in junior year high school, I was playing in a band. The singer was a magnet for women. Like most singers, but he was also good looking. He could (and did) have any girl he wanted. He was dating this one girl for a long time, but cheating on her on the side with this girl I liked (who only viewed me as a friend). I was pissed about it. One day, the girl (the one he's cheating with) asks me if the singer was still dating his girlfriend. I could have said "no idea" or "no comment" or whatever. But I didn't. I told her the truth, hoping she'd like me instead for being a good guy. Bad move. She freaks, tells the singer's girlfriend. They both break up with him, and they both rat me out to the singer that I told them everything. I learned a lesson: never trust women in matters of the heart. And my first instance of bros before hoes. He never really forgave me, and I lost him as a good friend. And he really was a good friend and we told each other everything about our lives, but he could never trust me again.
Third: playing football in high school. I was a raging lunatic on the field, full of anger and hate. I hated everyone and everything including my own teammates. Well, I'm in my junior year, and my little brother makes the team as a freshman. Quarterback and everything, which I was really proud of him for. He eventually became the player I always wanted to be. He beat out the senior for the starting job, threw three TD passes in his first game (I was on O-line). Anyways, it's special teams practice before the second game of the season. Coach says run kick-off. I'm on kick off team, little brother is on kick-off return as a return guy. It was just supposed to be light, no contact, just run the lanes. I don't know what came over me, but I went full steam. Little brother catches the ball, I come sprinting down the field, and clock him. I was 250, he's 175. His finger dislocates (was gross), and he's out for 4 games. Doesn't start another game that year, and only regains his starting QB job in sophmore year. I will never forgive myself for doing that to my brother.
Fourth: dating my wife in college. We'd been going out about 5 months. It's halloween. I go as Superman (gay), and had just finished a bb'ing show the week before. Thought I was hot shit. She dresses up for the party as batgirl and we go as a couple. I ignore her all night, dance with a bunch of other girls. She says she's tired and wants to go home. I tell her "go ahead, I'm staying" and start dancing with some girl dressed as UPS driver (why do I remember this shit?). She just walks out totally humiliated. If it had been any other girl, I wouldn't care. But she became my wife. I can't believe I did that to her. I never did anything that night with any of the girls...just treated my future wife like a cast-away. Deplorable.
Fifth: bouncing at a bar. Working door. Some guy gets loud and drunk outside and calls me all sorts of stupid names. Usually I would just laugh and ignore him. This time I didn't. Just got up off my chair, and punched him in the forehead as hard as I could when I baited him to step up and get in my face. His face split open and he collapsed on the street (I found out later from the bar owner that he needed 23 stitches down the middle of his face to close the wound). Only reason the cops didn't nab me was they found weed on him, and figured that was enough for one night. That guy, drunk as he was, didn't deserve that. Drunk people aren't themselves, and I knew that. I don't know why I snapped, but I deserve my comeuppance for that.
Sixth: some of my posts on getbig. I don't know why I'm an asshole sometimes...in real life I'd never get worked up over being verbally challenged. There's no way I'd say the things I do in real life that I say on this site. This place brings it out of you though, doesn't it? So, sorry to anyone I've been a jerk to. ;D
i fucked my Xwife's Oldest sister , had her call my xwife while she sucked my cock and ask her what was the problems in our relationship
There are many. Here are a few that come to mind:
First: exact same story as you above, Groink. Almost comical. Except I did it to a fellow teammate on my college football team. It completely alienated me from my teammates for putting hoes before bros. I learned a very valuable lesson there that I never forgot.A buddy's girl (or fomer girl) should always be off-limits. Always. At least, that's the rule I learned and still live by.
Second: in junior year high school, I was playing in a band. The singer was a magnet for women. Like most singers, but he was also good looking. He could (and did) have any girl he wanted. He was dating this one girl for a long time, but cheating on her on the side with this girl I liked (who only viewed me as a friend). I was pissed about it. One day, the girl (the one he's cheating with) asks me if the singer was still dating his girlfriend. I could have said "no idea" or "no comment" or whatever. But I didn't. I told her the truth, hoping she'd like me instead for being a good guy. Bad move. She freaks, tells the singer's girlfriend. They both break up with him, and they both rat me out to the singer that I told them everything. I learned a lesson: never trust women in matters of the heart. And my first instance of bros before hoes. He never really forgave me, and I lost him as a good friend. And he really was a good friend and we told each other everything about our lives, but he could never trust me again.
Third: playing football in high school. I was a raging lunatic on the field, full of anger and hate. I hated everyone and everything including my own teammates. Well, I'm in my junior year, and my little brother makes the team as a freshman. Quarterback and everything, which I was really proud of him for. He eventually became the player I always wanted to be. He beat out the senior for the starting job, threw three TD passes in his first game (I was on O-line). Anyways, it's special teams practice before the second game of the season. Coach says run kick-off. I'm on kick off team, little brother is on kick-off return as a return guy. It was just supposed to be light, no contact, just run the lanes. I don't know what came over me, but I went full steam. Little brother catches the ball, I come sprinting down the field, and clock him. I was 250, he's 175. His finger dislocates (was gross), and he's out for 4 games. Doesn't start another game that year, and only regains his starting QB job in sophmore year. I will never forgive myself for doing that to my brother.
Fourth: dating my wife in college. We'd been going out about 5 months. It's halloween. I go as Superman (gay), and had just finished a bb'ing show the week before. Thought I was hot shit. She dresses up for the party as batgirl and we go as a couple. I ignore her all night, dance with a bunch of other girls. She says she's tired and wants to go home. I tell her "go ahead, I'm staying" and start dancing with some girl dressed as UPS driver (why do I remember this shit?). She just walks out totally humiliated. If it had been any other girl, I wouldn't care. But she became my wife. I can't believe I did that to her. I never did anything that night with any of the girls...just treated my future wife like a cast-away. Deplorable.
Fifth: bouncing at a bar. Working door. Some guy gets loud and drunk outside and calls me all sorts of stupid names. Usually I would just laugh and ignore him. This time I didn't. Just got up off my chair, and punched him in the forehead as hard as I could when I baited him to step up and get in my face. His face split open and he collapsed on the street (I found out later from the bar owner that he needed 23 stitches down the middle of his face to close the wound). Only reason the cops didn't nab me was they found weed on him, and figured that was enough for one night. That guy, drunk as he was, didn't deserve that. Drunk people aren't themselves, and I knew that. I don't know why I snapped, but I deserve my comeuppance for that.
Sixth: some of my posts on getbig. I don't know why I'm an asshole sometimes...in real life I'd never get worked up over being verbally challenged. There's no way I'd say the things I do in real life that I say on this site. This place brings it out of you though, doesn't it? So, sorry to anyone I've been a jerk to. ;D
I will begin. my friend (not a good friend) was totally into this girl who tended bar at a place called Heffrons in Smithtown, So we go there and i see her..Natural blond chick,pretty, blue eyes, big ass tits, juicy ass...a solid 8.5, I could see why he was into this chick.
And it's pretty obvious to me she has zero interest in my buddy, but she is eye-fucking me every chance she gets. This becomes pretty apparent as the night goes on, and my friend is starting to catch on too, and acting like a bitch saying he wants to leave. But i drove, so I'm like "fuck you, you aren't dating this chick, she didn't even remember your fucking name dude...I'm drilling this bitch, don't be a cock-blocker."
So he had to sit there like a cuckhold while i picked this girl up, sit in the back seat on the way home and get dropped off with her in the car, and then know I took her home and enjoyed fucking the living shit out of her. Like I said, not a good friend...LOL. and it was his choice to pout like a fucking bitch, this place was a gold mine...one of those places that there was always a ton of good looking chicks, and it was always different faces, and he wasn't a douche or anything, he could have picked up.
overall not one of the nicest things i've ever done, but him being a martyr was his own deal.
You sound like a complete asshole
There are many. Here are a few that come to mind:
First: exact same story as you above, Groink. Almost comical. Except I did it to a fellow teammate on my college football team. It completely alienated me from my teammates for putting hoes before bros. I learned a very valuable lesson there that I never forgot.A buddy's girl (or fomer girl) should always be off-limits. Always. At least, that's the rule I learned and still live by.
Second: in junior year high school, I was playing in a band. The singer was a magnet for women. Like most singers, but he was also good looking. He could (and did) have any girl he wanted. He was dating this one girl for a long time, but cheating on her on the side with this girl I liked (who only viewed me as a friend). I was pissed about it. One day, the girl (the one he's cheating with) asks me if the singer was still dating his girlfriend. I could have said "no idea" or "no comment" or whatever. But I didn't. I told her the truth, hoping she'd like me instead for being a good guy. Bad move. She freaks, tells the singer's girlfriend. They both break up with him, and they both rat me out to the singer that I told them everything. I learned a lesson: never trust women in matters of the heart. And my first instance of bros before hoes. He never really forgave me, and I lost him as a good friend. And he really was a good friend and we told each other everything about our lives, but he could never trust me again.
Third: playing football in high school. I was a raging lunatic on the field, full of anger and hate. I hated everyone and everything including my own teammates. Well, I'm in my junior year, and my little brother makes the team as a freshman. Quarterback and everything, which I was really proud of him for. He eventually became the player I always wanted to be. He beat out the senior for the starting job, threw three TD passes in his first game (I was on O-line). Anyways, it's special teams practice before the second game of the season. Coach says run kick-off. I'm on kick off team, little brother is on kick-off return as a return guy. It was just supposed to be light, no contact, just run the lanes. I don't know what came over me, but I went full steam. Little brother catches the ball, I come sprinting down the field, and clock him. I was 250, he's 175. His finger dislocates (was gross), and he's out for 4 games. Doesn't start another game that year, and only regains his starting QB job in sophmore year. I will never forgive myself for doing that to my brother.
Fourth: dating my wife in college. We'd been going out about 5 months. It's halloween. I go as Superman (gay), and had just finished a bb'ing show the week before. Thought I was hot shit. She dresses up for the party as batgirl and we go as a couple. I ignore her all night, dance with a bunch of other girls. She says she's tired and wants to go home. I tell her "go ahead, I'm staying" and start dancing with some girl dressed as UPS driver (why do I remember this shit?). She just walks out totally humiliated. If it had been any other girl, I wouldn't care. But she became my wife. I can't believe I did that to her. I never did anything that night with any of the girls...just treated my future wife like a cast-away. Deplorable.
Fifth: bouncing at a bar. Working door. Some guy gets loud and drunk outside and calls me all sorts of stupid names. Usually I would just laugh and ignore him. This time I didn't. Just got up off my chair, and punched him in the forehead as hard as I could when I baited him to step up and get in my face. His face split open and he collapsed on the street (I found out later from the bar owner that he needed 23 stitches down the middle of his face to close the wound). Only reason the cops didn't nab me was they found weed on him, and figured that was enough for one night. That guy, drunk as he was, didn't deserve that. Drunk people aren't themselves, and I knew that. I don't know why I snapped, but I deserve my comeuppance for that.
Sixth: some of my posts on getbig. I don't know why I'm an asshole sometimes...in real life I'd never get worked up over being verbally challenged. There's no way I'd say the things I do in real life that I say on this site. This place brings it out of you though, doesn't it? So, sorry to anyone I've been a jerk to. ;D
I once started a random a thread just to brag about how I banged a 8.5 chick without posting any pics of her.
lol. Nothing I'll ever post online.
There are many. Here are a few that come to mind:
First: exact same story as you above, Groink. Almost comical. Except I did it to a fellow teammate on my college football team. It completely alienated me from my teammates for putting hoes before bros. I learned a very valuable lesson there that I never forgot.A buddy's girl (or fomer girl) should always be off-limits. Always. At least, that's the rule I learned and still live by.
Second: in junior year high school, I was playing in a band. The singer was a magnet for women. Like most singers, but he was also good looking. He could (and did) have any girl he wanted. He was dating this one girl for a long time, but cheating on her on the side with this girl I liked (who only viewed me as a friend). I was pissed about it. One day, the girl (the one he's cheating with) asks me if the singer was still dating his girlfriend. I could have said "no idea" or "no comment" or whatever. But I didn't. I told her the truth, hoping she'd like me instead for being a good guy. Bad move. She freaks, tells the singer's girlfriend. They both break up with him, and they both rat me out to the singer that I told them everything. I learned a lesson: never trust women in matters of the heart. And my first instance of bros before hoes. He never really forgave me, and I lost him as a good friend. And he really was a good friend and we told each other everything about our lives, but he could never trust me again.
Third: playing football in high school. I was a raging lunatic on the field, full of anger and hate. I hated everyone and everything including my own teammates. Well, I'm in my junior year, and my little brother makes the team as a freshman. Quarterback and everything, which I was really proud of him for. He eventually became the player I always wanted to be. He beat out the senior for the starting job, threw three TD passes in his first game (I was on O-line). Anyways, it's special teams practice before the second game of the season. Coach says run kick-off. I'm on kick off team, little brother is on kick-off return as a return guy. It was just supposed to be light, no contact, just run the lanes. I don't know what came over me, but I went full steam. Little brother catches the ball, I come sprinting down the field, and clock him. I was 250, he's 175. His finger dislocates (was gross), and he's out for 4 games. Doesn't start another game that year, and only regains his starting QB job in sophmore year. I will never forgive myself for doing that to my brother.
Fourth: dating my wife in college. We'd been going out about 5 months. It's halloween. I go as Superman (gay), and had just finished a bb'ing show the week before. Thought I was hot shit. She dresses up for the party as batgirl and we go as a couple. I ignore her all night, dance with a bunch of other girls. She says she's tired and wants to go home. I tell her "go ahead, I'm staying" and start dancing with some girl dressed as UPS driver (why do I remember this shit?). She just walks out totally humiliated. If it had been any other girl, I wouldn't care. But she became my wife. I can't believe I did that to her. I never did anything that night with any of the girls...just treated my future wife like a cast-away. Deplorable.
Fifth: bouncing at a bar. Working door. Some guy gets loud and drunk outside and calls me all sorts of stupid names. Usually I would just laugh and ignore him. This time I didn't. Just got up off my chair, and punched him in the forehead as hard as I could when I baited him to step up and get in my face. His face split open and he collapsed on the street (I found out later from the bar owner that he needed 23 stitches down the middle of his face to close the wound). Only reason the cops didn't nab me was they found weed on him, and figured that was enough for one night. That guy, drunk as he was, didn't deserve that. Drunk people aren't themselves, and I knew that. I don't know why I snapped, but I deserve my comeuppance for that.
Sixth: some of my posts on getbig. I don't know why I'm an asshole sometimes...in real life I'd never get worked up over being verbally challenged. There's no way I'd say the things I do in real life that I say on this site. This place brings it out of you though, doesn't it? So, sorry to anyone I've been a jerk to. ;D
once dated this woman. An afternoon after making out, I asked her if I could take a shower at her place, since I was going to a family get-together. Ofcourse she allowed this. I took a shower, put on a nice shirt, and went on a date with another woman.
Third: playing football in high school. I was a raging lunatic on the field, full of anger and hate. I hated everyone and everything including my own teammates. Well, I'm in my junior year, and my little brother makes the team as a freshman. Quarterback and everything, which I was really proud of him for. He eventually became the player I always wanted to be. He beat out the senior for the starting job, threw three TD passes in his first game (I was on O-line). Anyways, it's special teams practice before the second game of the season. Coach says run kick-off. I'm on kick off team, little brother is on kick-off return as a return guy. It was just supposed to be light, no contact, just run the lanes. I don't know what came over me, but I went full steam. Little brother catches the ball, I come sprinting down the field, and clock him. I was 250, he's 175. His finger dislocates (was gross), and he's out for 4 games. Doesn't start another game that year, and only regains his starting QB job in sophmore year. I will never forgive myself for doing that to my brother.
Picked up a drunk whore, fucked her in my car and jizzed all over her face and hair, dropped her off at her house. Apparently her husband woke up when she went into the house to find her drunk with cum over her hiar and face. hahaha
Third: playing football in high school. I was a raging lunatic on the field, full of anger and hate. I hated everyone and everything including my own teammates. Well, I'm in my junior year, and my little brother makes the team as a freshman. Quarterback and everything, which I was really proud of him for. He eventually became the player I always wanted to be. He beat out the senior for the starting job, threw three TD passes in his first game (I was on O-line). Anyways, it's special teams practice before the second game of the season. Coach says run kick-off. I'm on kick off team, little brother is on kick-off return as a return guy. It was just supposed to be light, no contact, just run the lanes. I don't know what came over me, but I went full steam. Little brother catches the ball, I come sprinting down the field, and clock him. I was 250, he's 175. His finger dislocates (was gross), and he's out for 4 games. Doesn't start another game that year, and only regains his starting QB job in sophmore year. I will never forgive myself for doing that to my brother.
well where do i start?
Im 50 now, so ive really upped the dose on the tren. Its pointless to squat cause i think its silly to wear a thong on stage and pose for men in competition.. I do however frequent a bodybuilding board multiple times a day every day for years, even though i threaten to quit it ever so often. I think im pretty bad ass, and i can tell a tall tale, but im getting in to deep, and even though they forgave me for all the big lies, claiming natural and what not, i just move on and keep telling more. I really want to be able to break this cycle, i mean im not young anymore, im not married, i get pushed around by my girlfriends, i have a nice car, but only cause my friend just gave me a lexus, you know cause im hooked up like that.
Other than this, ive been a pretty upstanding person, I give respect and always see things in a neutral position. I think i can stop with the ego and being mr tough guy, cause even though im so strong and tough in my mind, most guys just see a older guy wearing medium size affliction shirts and dockers getting out of a 99 lexus with 260k miles on it, and ive come to terms with that in my own way. well almost
Picked up a drunk whore, fucked her in my car and jizzed all over her face and hair,
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face-booked
I'm really turned on by this
this was almost 20 years ago, sorry no pics. you are just going to have to suspend disbelief like in the movies and accept that a guy who looks like i do has had sex with quite a few attractive women in his life
Heffrons. Wow, you are old ;) .j/k. I wouldn't be surprised if we knew a lot of the same people. Small world. Now the strip in Smithtown has gone from Molly Blooms "underaged-get-ready-to-be-on-how-to-catch-a-predator" type crowd..I think the names change every few months but that Nappertandys is still there. I had a good friend who owned the Yucatan tanning salon down the block, so would sometimes go to those places for happy hour or whatever. I lived in East Npt for most my life until few years ago.
MDN
Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?
Well I CUT one of them off!
Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?
Well I CUT one of them off!
lol. Nothing I'll ever post online.
i fucked my secretary/assistant after firing her. And it happened more than just once, with different girls.
fucked a co-worker and then asked that she be fired cause "it was awkward" she never recovered.
Edit - I couldnt care if it was nice or not, but she had to go, i have goals to achieve.
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Sometimes I put notes under the windshield wipers of random cars. I am watching you.
Told a girlfriend that the relationship was over the day after she had an abortion. She pretty much only went along with the abortion as she thought it would be best for the relationship.
Was also present when someone liberated the contents of a church collection box.
Not particularly proud of either.
Damn, the day after? I don't think I could have done that. At least allow the charade to carry on for a few more weeks.
farting in the grocery store and even in an elevator a couple times. I used my car to splash water on some people by driving through a puddle one time, they were really mad.
This isn't the half of it, and you're right. But I'm trying...
Damn, the day after? I don't think I could have done that. At least allow the charade to carry on for a few more weeks.
this was almost 20 years ago, sorry no pics. you are just going to have to suspend disbelief like in the movies and accept that a guy who looks like i do has had sex with quite a few attractive women in his lifeeasy, hunky boy. I don't doubt your story nor was I asking for pics. I was just wondering what was the not-so-nice thing that damn Groink could have done, but I failed at guessing this cool story (no bro). By the way, it's funny how many getbigger's dirty tricks involve women.
In school I got sat next to a retard girl with one leg.
She was fucking me off the whole lesson.
She was leaning back on the back 2 legs of her chair.
I kicked one of the legs. She fell backwards to the ground.
Damn, the day after? I don't think I could have done that. At least allow the charade to carry on for a few more weeks.
what does that mean in english?
I will begin. my friend (not a good friend) was totally into this girl who tended bar at a place called Heffrons in Smithtown, So we go there and i see her..Natural blond chick,pretty, blue eyes, big ass tits, juicy ass...a solid 8.5, I could see why he was into this chick.
And it's pretty obvious to me she has zero interest in my buddy, but she is eye-fucking me every chance she gets. This becomes pretty apparent as the night goes on, and my friend is starting to catch on too, and acting like a bitch saying he wants to leave. But i drove, so I'm like "fuck you, you aren't dating this chick, she didn't even remember your fucking name dude...I'm drilling this bitch, don't be a cock-blocker."
So he had to sit there like a cuckhold while i picked this girl up, sit in the back seat on the way home and get dropped off with her in the car, and then know I took her home and enjoyed fucking the living shit out of her. Like I said, not a good friend...LOL. and it was his choice to pout like a fucking bitch, this place was a gold mine...one of those places that there was always a ton of good looking chicks, and it was always different faces, and he wasn't a douche or anything, he could have picked up.
overall not one of the nicest things i've ever done, but him being a martyr was his own deal.
Nothing wrong with what you did. I absolutely can't stand when guys think they can just claim a certain chick they like. Fuck that, you can't mark your territory like that.
Even though she was completely mad in the head, she didn't deserve that.
It often comes back to haunt me when I'm lying in bed with a bout of insomnia.
I agree... There's wrong and there's just WRONG.
That's definitely the latter.
LOL...Molly Bloom's ..I watched the Yankees win the 96 series there with my buddies. what was the name of the place that always threw the big tent parties further west on 25, on the south side in that shopping center ?
Arizonas in Commack? I think that is what you are talking about. I believe its just a hole in the wall crack den now :)
MDN
Yup, that was the place. always was a hole in the wall, but they threw some nice parties in the parking lot. not really one of my spots.
I was a south-shore white trash boy, LOL (west islip),
Nothing wrong with what you did. I absolutely can't stand when guys think they can just claim a certain chick they like. Fuck that, you can't mark your territory like that.
In school I got sat next to a retard girl with one leg.
She was fucking me off the whole lesson.
She was leaning back on the back 2 legs of her chair.
I kicked one of the legs. She fell backwards to the ground.
last night my brother's "supposed gf" sucked my dick on the couch. He flew me in from the airport, payed for my plane ticket and even took me out to dinner. first time Ive seen him in a year....anyways girl was eyeing me all the way back home moment I got off the plane to meet them. .what's worse is he's a 5'8 dork and its his first real gf. Shes kind of hot I dont know how he pulled it off but I think shes just being nice to him and doesn't look at him like he thinks of her....but anyways dude cooked my breakfast and got me a two week free pass to a really nice gym.
ya I felt like shit...
What goes around comes around.
You will be treated in the same way by your supposed gf in the future.
i dont think so.....he told me he hasnt even fucked her yet. And she told me she wasnt his girl...in front of him. I was makinga point about people "claiming" there territory.....only reason i didnt fuck her is cause I feel sorry for the kid he's a dork. but If it was a mutual friend i wouldnt think twice..
chalk me up for the "blew the lid of an affair" category, haha oh brother... i wanted the biyatch bad.
most brutal part is how it happened. i had been playing the little beta bitch side man listening to all her stories for months on end... then one day i decide to tell a friend about it (who was also friends with the affair-guy). this guy is super cool, i figured he'd never let the cat out of the bag; we just had a big laugh about the whole thing.
then about a week later, it comes out this guy's girl is cheating on HIM, so all of a sudden he's overcome with a wave of empathy and spills the beans on the whole situation to affair-guy ("listen man, i'm not sure if you know how harmful your actions could be for your gf" ::))... oh brother, talk about a complete surprise for me.
I farted in a jar and put the lid on tight. I left it in the attic knowing my wife would get Christmas decorations in about a week. She went up and said what's this jar. I told her to use it for paper clips. She said good idea and she opened the jar. She is still pissed.^^^^
I farted in a jar and put the lid on tight. I left it in the attic knowing my wife would get Christmas decorations in about a week. She went up and said what's this jar. I told her to use it for paper clips. She said good idea and she opened the jar. She is still pissed.
lol dont feel bad about it no chick wants to fuck you anyways ...not with that physique.
last night my brother's "supposed gf" sucked my dick on the couch. He flew me in from the airport, payed for my plane ticket and even took me out to dinner. first time Ive seen him in a year....anyways girl was eyeing me all the way back home moment I got off the plane to meet them. .what's worse is he's a 5'8 dork and its his first real gf. Shes kind of hot I dont know how he pulled it off but I think shes just being nice to him and doesn't look at him like he thinks of her....but anyways dude cooked my breakfast and got me a two week free pass to a really nice gym.
ya I felt like shit...
I hope you are joking... Only a true piece of shit would do this to his own family.
nah... when we were in the kitchen eating I purposely said "nice job bro you got you a nice girl seems sweet" i purposely said it a bit loud so she would overhear cause i could notbelieve he was ACTUALLY with this chick...
she said "im not his girl" he goes "were just really good friends"
Im thinking ummm buddy thats alot differently than what youve been telling me. was it a douche move yes but not like you guys are making it..if he told me he slept with the chick I would of never layed a hand on her
Lol @ people being surprised at what a piece of shit flintstones is. :D
Flintstones does not deserve the title "Getbigger" nor the moniker "All around Big dude".
Let it be known from here-on, that Flintstones is prohibited to use the Getbigger-title in his Curiculum Vitae.
Seriously... I had no idea.
I'm not trying to judge... Really... And you're right, I only know what you've told us to this point... I don't know everything about your family dynamic or any of that stuff.
not that i feel the need to justify myself to these assholes. but :DSounds like you are both pieces of shit and lacking in intelligence to boot. You should change your name to Mr. Dirt. I would have kicked your ass out on the street too. Fathers and sons... You father was probably a piece of shit too. You probably come from a broken home and for you to do something like that to your brother shows you have estranged relations with your family.
two years ago kids begging me to go to a party with me. I tell him ok you can go...as long as you dont drink i need a designated driver ...anyways. I let him go with me , on the way back he wrecks .........blames it on me and tells my parents I was the one behind the wheel and they believed his ass...I was on thin ice at that point .and I told him to be straight with him cause they wouldnt give a shit he was young and "didnt know any better" but he lied about the entire story anyways.... and They toss me out on the streets ..So .Im like 17 at that point still in hs and unemployeed.... Spent a night or two living underneath a bridge cause of that fuck...so you tell me?? Id say were even.
I hope you are joking... Only a true piece of shit would do this to his own family.
Even after reading his posts for a few years I'm still not convinced this guy isn't just a well played out gimmick.
The outright lies, delusions, and stories like this are just incredibly hard to believe.
gimmick lol thats why more than 1 getbigger knows me in real life lolAt least now they'll know to keep you away from their girlfriends.
Once we were at Office Depot using one of the customer computers for something. A previous user left a file on it, which was a birthday party invitation. The party was for a Richard something or other, and the invitation had the house address on it. It also had the big "Shhhh, it's a surprise!" in huge red letters, and "make sure you get here early" and whatnot. Well, my friend and I thought it might be funny to print one out for Richard and mail it to him. You know, give him a little heads up.
Harmless, but not so nice.
At an ex's work xmas party.the company had it a hotel so everybody got rooms.^^
one of her co-workers was a drunken ass,sloppy,disrespectfull,belligerent,just a real idiot.
some people had doubled up in the rooms to save money.we were all partying in a room after the party.he was so drunk he stripped to his underwear and passed out on one of the roll in beds.
so me and a couple other guys took a couple of towels and tied his hands and feet,rolled him into the elevator,then rolled him into the lobby and left him there.
Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?
Well I CUT one of them off!