Women, when polled, always say a few things:
Men with hair are sexier
Men without hair appear more decisive and tougher.
Men without hair, they know this. They've spent hours on the Sly forums, pondering the decision to shave it all. They've stared with disdain at the dudes who are 23 and don't lift who look better than them, at 34, after 2 decades in the gym. They hate them, they envy them.
Men with hair know this. They look at bald men, and they see a man at the end of his rope, with nothing to lose, who wants to take a few cats with him, down the ugly road. We'd love nothing more than to suddenly be the hot one, standing at the bar next to the guy with a full head of hair missing his 2 front teeth from getting mouthy with the wrong bulkbuilder.
Men with hair, know this. If you're under 30, STFU and wait and see what happens, and don't tell us "My dad has all his hair..." cause it's from maternal uncle and you have ten times the toxins he ever dide. Men over 30, you're usually smart enough to step aside in deference to the decisive bald man eager to drill thru your pampered flowing locks ass and leave you in pieces in our wake.
Focus!! The lions are in trouble...
