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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #75 on: May 26, 2011, 09:13:51 PM »
 Ok, morons, what is wrong with saying that viruses and bacterias are the dominant species on the planet? Their biomass is at least 100 times greater than that of all other species combined, and they kill millions of people every year and there is nothing that we can do to stop them. Do you think we are the most dominant just because we can create fancy toys? The irony of people who are clearly less intelligent than me and who didn't even understand my point in the first place thinking that they know better than me and that I am stupid. One of the "pleasures" of posting at Getbig.com message boards.

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God you're stupid. So, so stupid. Your intelligence capacity is even beneath this board. It must be torture going through life being so stupid. You should be grateful that I am slowly willing you to die.

It's only a matter of time, stupid. Only a matter of time when through sheer force of my will you will die.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #76 on: May 26, 2011, 09:34:09 PM »
God you're stupid. So, so stupid. Your intelligence capacity is even beneath this board. It must be torture going through life being so stupid. You should be grateful that I am slowly willing you to die.

It's only a matter of time, stupid. Only a matter of time when through sheer force of my will you will die.


  You are so childish, spiteful and stupid. What a sad behavior for a 50 year-old man like yourself. Why don't you start acting your age and not like an adolescent girl having her period?

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #77 on: May 26, 2011, 11:22:13 PM »
  Translation:

  "I got owned with my own retard logic and am feeling stupid right now and have nothing to reply to him, so I will just insult him."

  "Methyl Mike", it's not my fault that I made you feel stupid and that you are unable to debate with me without resorting to childish insults.

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Let's see, whom would you presume is more intelligent here- one of us has made his point and turned his attention to other things in life, the other insists on writing out multiple multiple paragraph posts left and right in an attempt to win arguments with anonymous people on the internt.

Chew on that.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #78 on: May 27, 2011, 02:54:10 AM »
 This is a value-judgement you are making: a complete opinion based on an arbitrary criteria and nothing more. Sure, we can live in any environment due to our technology and viruses can't, but this is not a criteria that Nature uses to determine dominance. Dominance is defined by reproduction and by which species can manipulate organic resources better for reproduction. Viruses and bacterias are more dominant than we are because their biomass(the combined weight of all viruses and bacteria) is several times greater than ours, and they can manipulate us for their reproductive advantage much better than we can. In fact, we don't use viruses and bacteria at all to aid in our survival - except for symbiotic bacteria in our gut -, but they sure as hell uses us, and they kill us by the millions every year and there is nothing we can do to stop them.

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That's all a value judgment is: "a complete opinion based on an arbitrary criteria."  No different than your criteria for dominance... "reproduction and ability to manipulate organic resources better for reproduction."  Oh wait, i forgot "Nature" uses this criteria, so it must be special... that reminds me, I've always wanted to talk to Nature!  Could you hook me up with her phone number?! ::)

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #79 on: May 27, 2011, 03:54:31 AM »
  You are so childish, spiteful and stupid. What a sad behavior for a 50 year-old man like yourself. Why don't you start acting your age and not like an adolescent girl having her period?

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But I still have the body of a 49 year old.

You have just moved a little bit closer to your death by that last post.

You are one creepy, delusional and seriously disturbed human being. I can't stop laughing at this post. Trying so, so hard to seem special and superior.
All these supposed super human ability and here you are on GetBig talking about muscle men and apes.

 If it makes you feel better, I am not completely Human. When I was 16 I had polio and as my condition didn't improve, my parents started to look for alternative treatments. They eventually came across gene therapy, which was extremely experimental at that time - I am talking here about the 1990s. The doctors convinced them that if they could insert genes into my DNA that could result in higher metabolic efficiency, I would have a better chance. So they injected me with a a virus especifically designed to alter my DNA. It was a mutagenic symbiotic retrovirus that enhances the host rather than killing him. The genes inserted coded for higher VO2 ratio, superior lactic acid clearage from the muscles, smaller and more efficient mitochondria inside cells and higher hemoglobin on red blood cells. This allowed me to survive polio, but there was an added benefit to it which became apparent to me after I returned to school: I had become a freakish athlete. I could run much faster and longer than the other kids, my muscles could explode with much more power and I was much faster and more agile and with faster reflexes. I went on to earn 15 varsity letters on 7 different sports. This, when combined with the fact that I earned a perfect 1600 on the old SAT(math + verbal) due to my high IQ, allowed me to enter Special Ops officer training at age 18, many years sooner than a regular candidate wouuld. I went there because, since my father is a millionaire, I would never have to work anyway and I wanted to do something exciting. During my days of active duty, I lived in England during intelligence work and met many MI6 guys. I had fuull access to the entire MI6 database above top secret. At age 24 I went into the reserve even though I was so young because I wanted to do something else, so I got my MBA in two years and became a hedge fund guy admininstring a total of a quarter biillion Dollars. Posteriorly, I earned a law degree from Cornell as I was tired of losing so much money on expensive lawyers in lawsuits. My dad is trying to get me into the casino business, but I don't like dealing with the crooks and gamblers that make up the world of bets so I will stick with my hedge funds for now.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #80 on: May 27, 2011, 04:00:07 AM »
did you ever see the videos of a small chimp out pulling a grown man with one hand like he was nothing now multiply the strength by 5 and you got a gorilla World's Strongest Man competitor. years ago they used a dynamoter to test a chimps grip he register a decent amount, but in a sibsequent try he became angered and his strength went off the charts. i'll see if i can find the article.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #81 on: May 27, 2011, 04:07:04 AM »
Why chimps appear stronger than they are is because of their swift movement and aggressiveness (but yes, they have ridiculous grip strength, duh). I haven't seen anything that suggests that a chimp could out power a grown man. It's all the rage and fast movement.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #82 on: May 27, 2011, 01:49:35 PM »
Why chimps appear stronger than they are is because of their swift movement and aggressiveness (but yes, they have ridiculous grip strength, duh). I haven't seen anything that suggests that a chimp could out power a grown man. It's all the rage and fast movement.

brute rage= real power

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #83 on: May 27, 2011, 05:12:36 PM »
SMM- check PM's

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #84 on: May 27, 2011, 06:19:45 PM »
  SIVER BACK

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #85 on: May 28, 2011, 04:56:34 AM »
This thread is useless without a bear


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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #86 on: May 28, 2011, 06:45:58 PM »
This thread is useless without a bear



  No bear under 1,000 lbs stands a snow ball's chance in hell against a 500 lbs mountain gorilla in a fit of rage defending his females and territory.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #87 on: May 28, 2011, 06:50:37 PM »
dominance is a concept made by man, produced by his brain. Other animal species dont ask themselves if they are dominant or not. Human (specie) is the only one able to "know" it is "dominating" other humans or animals.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #88 on: May 28, 2011, 07:02:10 PM »
dominance is a concept made by man, produced by his brain. Other animal species dont ask themselves if they are dominant or not. Human (specie) is the only one able to "know" it is "dominating" other humans or animals.

  Tell that to a lion fighting other lion for hunting and breeding grounds...or to a bear fighting other bears over rivers full of salmons. Dominance most certainly exists in Nature, and animals know when they are the dominant ones and when they are not.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #89 on: May 28, 2011, 07:06:03 PM »
this is a great thread

if andy kaufman was still alive he would be proud of SMM's "pro gorilla" schtick

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #90 on: May 28, 2011, 07:10:17 PM »
this is a great thread

if andy kaufman was still alive he would be proud of SMM's "pro gorilla" schtick
Andy was one of the wrestlers of all time.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #91 on: May 28, 2011, 07:12:58 PM »
Andy was one of the wrestlers of all time.

ya know, people sometimes like to say that Kaufman's run in Memphis was overrated.........honest ly though I disagree


his work in memphis was off the chain

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #92 on: May 28, 2011, 07:14:46 PM »
A classic battle.


  The funniest thing about this video is the music. I don't know why, but I find this fight to this music hilarious. ;D

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #93 on: May 29, 2011, 03:50:26 PM »

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #94 on: May 29, 2011, 03:57:06 PM »
  No one knows for sure how strong gorillas are. Some sources claim that gorillas are only 4 times stronger than the average man at pushing, and 8 times stronger at pulling(www.allexperts.com), while other sources claim that gorillas have the upper body strength of up to 30 men and can flip cars with ease(Discovery Channel)!

  The most reasonable source I've seen is from a famous primatologist who stated that gorillas are 5 X stronger than elite Human powerlifters at pushing and 8 times at pulling, and that when it comes to power(strength multiplied by speed), they have 10 X the power of an NFL lineman or Mike Tyson in his prime.

  One thing is for sure: at least when it comes to pulling, gorillas are much, much stronger than any man. The reasons for this is that not only do gorillas have a lot more muscle than Humans, but a lot of their muscle mass is in their back. Studies have shown that the cross-sectional area of muscle in a gorilla's back is up to six times greater than a Human's. Ronnie Coleman in his prime probably only had twice the cross-sectional area of muscle in his back than an average man(which is really huge. Doubling your muscle mass is utterly insane!). The second reason is that the gorilla's shoulder joint allows it to focus pretty much all the strength of it's back muscles for pulling. A Human has a shoulder joint that only allows it to focus a fraction of the back muscles' strength for pulling. Humans have terrible leverage for pulling.

  The much larger back muscles and superior leverage gives the gorilla a pulling strength over 20 times greater than an average man's and about 8 times greater than the World's strongest man. Chimpanzees can dislocate and rip a man's arm right off the sockets, and a chimpanzee has only about 20% of a mountain gorilla's power. This means that a gorilla could rip a bear's limbs from the sockets as well. This would be hard with a large grizzly due to the grizzly's very thick arms which wouldn't allow the gorilla to grip firmly, but it should be no problem with a black bear or smaller grizzly bear.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #95 on: June 02, 2011, 12:59:11 AM »


  That is not a gorilla even though it looks like one.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #96 on: June 02, 2011, 01:27:05 AM »
Imagine these gorilla's on steroids, hgh and insulin.   :o

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« Reply #97 on: June 02, 2011, 02:48:07 AM »
Imagine these gorilla's on steroids, hgh and insulin.

  These are tiny lowland gorillas from East Africa, who never become heavier than about 350 lbs. The average is about 300 lbs. Yet, they still have 5 X the raw power of Mariusz Pudzianowski and can pull weights between 6 to 8 times heavier than Mariusz. These things can tear truck tires with their bare hands, punch through 2" steel doors and bend coins with their fingers. Now imagine a mountain gorilla which is twice this size and even stronger pound-for-pound.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #98 on: June 02, 2011, 01:23:19 PM »
Imagine these gorilla's on steroids, hgh and insulin.   :o

The visual density in their backs, necks forearms and shoulders is out of this world. They look like brick walls from the back. You can tell just by looking at them they have insane pulling power. Built that way so they can pull their own weight from tree limbs, break down small trees and vegetation for food ect.

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Re: Power Of The Gorilla.
« Reply #99 on: June 02, 2011, 01:54:23 PM »
  These are tiny lowland gorillas from East Africa, who never become heavier than about 350 lbs. The average is about 300 lbs. Yet, they still have 5 X the raw power of Mariusz Pudzianowski and can pull weights between 6 to 8 times heavier than Mariusz. These things can tear truck tires with their bare hands, punch through 2" steel doors and bend coins with their fingers. Now imagine a mountain gorilla which is twice this size and even stronger pound-for-pound.

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