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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5175 on: July 22, 2026, 06:41:37 PM »
What the fuck? U know this retard shows up high as a kite too, smelling like shit.. I hope someone hits him with a clean kidney punch

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5176 on: July 23, 2026, 07:49:15 AM »
Even here you can see the protruding gut

Disgusting double chin too which is quite an achievement now that he weighs under 175lbs

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5177 on: July 23, 2026, 08:00:31 AM »


"People think they understand my diet. This is what happens to the stuff I am drinking if you let it sit for an hour. It doesn’t taste great either. I drink it all day everyday. This is functional protein. These are plasma derived bioactive fractions of albumins globulins and immunoglobulin peptides."
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5178 on: July 23, 2026, 08:01:47 AM »
"My son the strongest 6 year old in History"
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« Reply #5179 on: July 23, 2026, 08:04:41 AM »




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5180 on: July 23, 2026, 08:05:17 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5181 on: July 23, 2026, 08:12:02 AM »
What will be the next venture after the boxing fad flops? I’m going with arm wrestling!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5182 on: July 23, 2026, 08:28:58 AM »
What will be the next venture after the boxing fad flops? I’m going with arm wrestling!

Nah it has to be something that can be cheated, gamed, faked.  Arm wrestling is too binary win/lose.  He got his ass whooped by Clegg but could still claim he was winning earlier in the video.  It does involve Zero endurance though, which is him all over.  I think he might get into some type of odd-man lifts, like sledgehammers or stones where he can "set records" because no one else has ever bothered to try to lift a port-a-potty.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5183 on: July 23, 2026, 08:32:37 AM »
He could have a protein shake and then enjoy his coffee.

Instead, he throws the protein in the coffee  :-\

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5184 on: July 23, 2026, 08:36:45 AM »


"People think they understand my diet. This is what happens to the stuff I am drinking if you let it sit for an hour. It doesn’t taste great either. I drink it all day everyday. This is functional protein. These are plasma derived bioactive fractions of albumins globulins and immunoglobulin peptides."
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Looks like he vomited in the sink.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5185 on: July 23, 2026, 08:37:16 AM »
What will be the next venture after the boxing fad flops? I’m going with arm wrestling!

There have been so many Brian fad flops that it's difficult to keep track, but I believe he has already done arm wrestling (pre getbig maybe)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5186 on: July 23, 2026, 08:45:19 AM »
There have been so many Brian fad flops that it's difficult to keep track, but I believe he has already done arm wrestling (pre getbig maybe)

You might be right. Seems too easy to not have already tried especially since he’s arm dominant and leg dormant

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5187 on: July 23, 2026, 08:49:46 AM »
What will be the next venture after the boxing fad flops? I’m going with arm wrestling!

hes done that, and failed...

It will be something he doesnt have to put much effort into

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5188 on: July 23, 2026, 08:50:24 AM »
Looks like he vomited in the sink.
That's literally what I thought,  it was puke.
Brian's eating this shit?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5189 on: July 23, 2026, 08:51:02 AM »
That's literally what I thought,  it was puke.
Brian's eating this shit?

Its his protein coffees

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5190 on: July 23, 2026, 09:33:02 AM »
Its his protein coffees
Correction my good man,it`s "profee" not coffee!   LOL  :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5191 on: July 23, 2026, 09:34:04 AM »
He could have a protein shake and then enjoy his coffee.
That makes too much sense.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5192 on: July 23, 2026, 09:51:32 AM »
We're quietly getting into life extension Hankins. Lot more posts on mobility, nutrition, etc...... I think he had a scare, and is battling between needing to clean out and being a drug pig.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5193 on: July 23, 2026, 10:03:48 AM »
Its his protein coffees
Why is it splatted in the sink?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5194 on: July 23, 2026, 10:08:37 AM »
We're quietly getting into life extension Hankins. Lot more posts on mobility, nutrition, etc...... I think he had a scare, and is battling between needing to clean out and being a drug pig.

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Lmao! Don’t know why this made me laugh

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5195 on: July 23, 2026, 10:23:43 AM »
We're quietly getting into life extension Hankins. Lot more posts on mobility, nutrition, etc...... I think he had a scare, and is battling between needing to clean out and being a drug pig.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5196 on: July 23, 2026, 10:56:06 AM »
We're quietly getting into life extension Hankins. Lot more posts on mobility, nutrition, etc...... I think he had a scare, and is battling between needing to clean out and being a drug pig.


He's shrivelled up and is starting to look like an aids victim. He mentions health and shrinking in this video.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5197 on: July 23, 2026, 11:02:31 AM »


"People think they understand my diet. This is what happens to the stuff I am drinking if you let it sit for an hour. It doesn’t taste great either. I drink it all day everyday. This is functional protein. These are plasma derived bioactive fractions of albumins globulins and immunoglobulin peptides."
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“Honey, Duke’s thrown up in the sink again. Clean it up. And clean up the shit in the back yard that he’s obviously been eating.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5198 on: July 23, 2026, 11:07:46 AM »
We're quietly getting into life extension Hankins. Lot more posts on mobility, nutrition, etc...... I think he had a scare, and is battling between needing to clean out and being a drug pig.

Hobby list in order I remember them coming up -

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He’s still on a ton of shit. Anything he admits to triple it. Still a bubblegut. His “leanness” is all drugs

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #5199 on: July 23, 2026, 11:24:12 AM »
He's shrivelled up and is starting to look like an aids victim. He mentions health and shrinking in this video.



his nose is flattening out with the GH. and the lines in the face... fuck hes ageing