Author Topic: does god walk amoungst us? (Read 8009 times)

jehwit · « **on:** June 20, 2008, 02:14:57 PM »

I am going to devote my life to the worship of this woman:

http://www.godsdirectcontact.org/seminar/

I believe I have found the truth.

jehwit · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:17:48 PM »

I intend to worship the ground she walks upon.

CARTEL · « **Reply #2 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:19:13 PM »

She is a fraud.

God's direct contact wouldn't have a lazy eye.

Or would she? He may be testing us.

jehwit · « **Reply #3 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:20:17 PM »

one devotee purchased her used sweat socks for thousands...

chaos · « **Reply #4 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:20:48 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on June 20, 2008, 02:14:57 PM

I am going to devote my life to the worship of this woman:

http://www.godsdirectcontact.org/seminar/

I believe I have found the truth.

If you're a jewhovahs witless like you claimed..............wha t did you witness? Are you in a witless relocation program?

freespirit · « **Reply #5 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:21:35 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on June 20, 2008, 02:14:57 PM

I am going to devote my life to the worship of this woman:

http://www.godsdirectcontact.org/seminar/

I believe I have found the truth.

Take it easy now chief, do not worship a woman.

jehwit · « **Reply #6 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:21:46 PM »

Quote from: chaos on June 20, 2008, 02:20:48 PM

If you're a jewhovahs witless like you claimed..............wha t did you witness? Are you in a witless relocation program?

look closely at her photo...look at her face...you too will come to believe

jehwit · « **Reply #7 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:22:37 PM »

Quote from: freespirit on June 20, 2008, 02:21:35 PM

Take it easy now chief, do not worship a woman.

not just a woman...there are those who say that she is the christ reincarnated

chaos · « **Reply #8 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:27:45 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on June 20, 2008, 02:21:46 PM

look closely at her photo...look at her face...you too will come to believe

After looking at that, I have come to believe................. ..in The Ugly Stick.

jehwit · « **Reply #9 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:29:23 PM »

Quote from: chaos on June 20, 2008, 02:27:45 PM

After looking at that, I have come to believe................. ..in The Ugly Stick.

check out the website. i myslelf was converted in the pariking lot of my local grocery store by a member. ching hai is awesome!

chaos · « **Reply #10 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:35:35 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on June 20, 2008, 02:29:23 PM

check out the website. i myslelf was converted in the pariking lot of my local grocery store by a member. ching hai is awesome!

Anything with "ching hai" in it better be on my dinner plate as some slanteye brings it to me, along with some Orange Chicken!

kyomu · « **Reply #11 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:38:24 PM »

Quote from: jehwit on June 20, 2008, 02:14:57 PM

I am going to devote my life to the worship of this woman:

http://www.godsdirectcontact.org/seminar/

I believe I have found the truth.

Forget about it.
Seem like she dont understand the concept of "nothing" which is the base of the buhdism.
Her mental structure is catholic.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #12 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:40:29 PM »

life is as complex as you desire, the more complex to a person the more rewarding at the ever increasing scales of experience it becomes

candidizzle · « **Reply #13 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:42:30 PM »

i worship the god within myself and no other.

kyomu · « **Reply #14 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:46:35 PM »

One day... you guys will recognize that this world is nothing but the god himself...one day..
Until that day, you guys keep on searching for the god..

bodybuilder1234 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2008, 03:51:17 PM »

shes actually pretty hawt

gordiano · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2008, 04:27:20 PM »

WARNING:

No men in thongs in this thread!

arce377 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2008, 07:25:26 PM »

Petrucci · « **Reply #18 on:** June 20, 2008, 07:42:26 PM »

yes, his name is Klaus...Klaus Doring

solida · « **Reply #19 on:** June 20, 2008, 07:42:42 PM »

She's not even white

genrommel74 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 20, 2008, 08:55:10 PM »

shouldnt this be on the Religious Boards

Fatpanda · « **Reply #21 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:17:11 PM »

no way she is enlightened, she has dyed her hair blonde - buddha cares not for these petty vain things.

he will tell you the way, but only you can walk it - fatpanda 2008

steveeray · « **Reply #22 on:** June 20, 2008, 10:49:36 PM »

He might.
All I know is when people are around me I hear Jesus alot

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #23 on:** June 20, 2008, 10:59:23 PM »

I worship satan.
a lot of people died. and still dying in the name of god.
do you know anybody that was killed in the name of satan?

steveeray · « **Reply #24 on:** June 21, 2008, 03:46:50 AM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on June 20, 2008, 10:59:23 PM

I worship satan.
a lot of people died. and still dying in the name of god.
do you know anybody that was killed in the name of satan?

Witches back in the 1800's