Author Topic: Can we petition Obama to order "FREE" Hair Transplants under ObamaCare?  (Read 1461 times)

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Guys, I was thinking.  Can we get Obama to order carriers to cover free hair plugs for men?  I could use a different look even though i dont mind a shaved head at all. 

We can get some kook doctor to say it is "basic health care" and toss a few thousand to Obama 2012 kitty. 

Thoughts?   

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Re: Can we petition Obama to order "FREE" Hair Transplants under ObamaCare?
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 03:39:26 PM »
i'm one of those guys taht openly supporting paying people in high risk groups a $5000 handout to accept a 10-year pregnancy shot.  Start giving the shot at 13 or whenever.   They can't start making a family til they're 23 or later, in which time they have an income, education, residence, and have grown the fck up a bit.  Completely voluntary shot.

You can label it anything you want - but watch what happens when our nation's productivity skyrockets and the welfare costs are WAY down in a decade.

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Re: Can we petition Obama to order "FREE" Hair Transplants under ObamaCare?
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2012, 03:40:55 PM »
Dude, I want Hair transplants, not norplant. 

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Re: Can we petition Obama to order "FREE" Hair Transplants under ObamaCare?
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 03:41:40 PM »
Dude, I want Hair transplants, not norplant. 

if you can prove your baldness is leading to depression, lowered income, and other ailments... maybe we can talk :)

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Re: Can we petition Obama to order "FREE" Hair Transplants under ObamaCare?
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2012, 03:46:00 PM »
if you can prove your baldness is leading to depression, lowered income, and other ailments... maybe we can talk :)

That is what i am talking about - lets get a doctor to sign of on this and then us bald guys go give 5k to obama 2012 fund so he can order the carriers to cover it for free. 

We then go sign up for it and get the whole shebang that would normally be like 40k and wwhhoouulllaaa, full head of hair. 

After that we can do the same thing for all sorts of stuff.   

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Re: Can we petition Obama to order "FREE" Hair Transplants under ObamaCare?
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2012, 04:36:58 PM »
what about yall dudes with small penises.  surely that is making yall angry and upset and palin supporting.

obama should fix that too.

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Re: Can we petition Obama to order "FREE" Hair Transplants under ObamaCare?
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2012, 04:42:31 PM »
I want free plastic surgery for my wifes boob job.
Its a right to cosmetically upgrade your looks, cause, uh...
Yeah, it should be my right.
Now pay for it, everyone but me.

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Re: Can we petition Obama to order "FREE" Hair Transplants under ObamaCare?
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2012, 04:51:11 PM »
Only if you back my need for free protein and supps.


See how politics works...

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Re: Can we petition Obama to order "FREE" Hair Transplants under ObamaCare?
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2012, 07:15:30 PM »
I want free plastic surgery for my wifes boob job.
Its a right to cosmetically upgrade your looks, cause, uh...
Yeah, it should be my right.
Now pay for it, everyone but me.

I'll pay for your wife's 7k boob job if you pay for my 40k hair transplant.