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Title: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Yamcha on May 18, 2018, 04:24:59 AM
Billy Dee is spinning in his grave (even tho he's not dead... right?)
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: SuperTed on May 18, 2018, 04:35:59 AM
Can't be. I always thought he was skoliosexual.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 18, 2018, 04:48:55 AM
I'm done with Star Wars.  I'm in the process of selling everything I own with a Star Wars logo on it.

This idiotic pansexual story wasn't the catalyst but it's a prime example of why I'm moving on.

Fuck Star Wars for life.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Powerlift66 on May 18, 2018, 05:35:06 AM
I saw the 1stone as a kid in the cinema back in , what 76/77? I was 10 or 11, so of course I liked it then.
Never saw another one again, or cared... I did like Mel Brooks "Space Balls" though... Pizza the Hut kicks major ass...

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Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: SuperTed on May 18, 2018, 05:44:36 AM
We now need to know Jar Jar Binks' sexuality and gender identity was.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: muscleman-2017 on May 18, 2018, 05:55:58 AM
George Lucas wanted to make  Indiana Jones a heterosexual pedophile.

Just imagine his real Star Wars universe...
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Kwon on May 18, 2018, 06:37:08 AM
Billy Dee is spinning in his grave (even tho he's not dead... right?)

Everything is the liberal society of today is pandering to the LBQT-freaks.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Mitch on May 18, 2018, 06:52:54 AM
what's the difference between pansexual and bisexual? is there more than 2 sexes?  ???

fuck that noise.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Powerlift66 on May 18, 2018, 07:00:24 AM
Everything is the liberal society of today is pandering to the LBQT-freaks.

Fukked up world ayy Kwon?? Disturbing actually... I was born in mid 1960's, this shit today is pussy extreme...
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: SquatsRule on May 18, 2018, 07:45:48 AM
I enjoyed Rogue one but haven't liked any of the other new films. It was disappointing to wait for thirty years or so for Luke Skywalker to be in another movie, only to have him die from an intense meditation session after milking a space cow.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Kwon on May 18, 2018, 08:27:46 AM
Fukked up world ayy Kwon?? Disturbing actually... I was born in mid 1960's, this shit today is pussy extreme...

Why they have to ruin smooth Lando like that?

The only thing he was interested in in "Empire" was Princess Leia, none of that Pansexual-crap.

They have to cram this LBQT shit in every media these days.

Ruining all the characters of old in the remakes.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Kwon on May 18, 2018, 08:29:06 AM
what's the difference between pansexual and bisexual? is there more than 2 sexes?  ???

fuck that noise.

Pansexual = He fucks any sex and any alien race, Wookies, Ewoks, Robots, you name it.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Darren Avey on May 18, 2018, 08:30:20 AM
This LGBTQWYTYGHSSIDDJ&&^^S77++))<
BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: On_Swole on May 18, 2018, 09:42:48 AM
What possible relevance could his sexual orientation have to the Star Wars series?
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Kwon on May 18, 2018, 11:23:34 AM
SJW-Droid fighting for Droid-rights.

Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Taffin on May 18, 2018, 11:53:34 AM
Pansexual = He fucks any sex and any alien race, Wookies, Ewoks, Robots, you name it.

Well some femaliens are more attractive than others...  :P

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Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Wiggs on May 18, 2018, 11:55:06 AM
Lando aint no phaggot! >:(
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Post by: Disgusted on May 18, 2018, 11:56:08 AM
WTF is a pansexual.    ???
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Wiggs on May 18, 2018, 12:00:37 PM
WTF is a pansexual.    ???

pan·sex·u·al
panˈsekSH(əw)əl/Submit
adjective
1.
not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Wiggs on May 18, 2018, 12:01:52 PM
This bullshit didn't exist when Lando was created. He can go to hell. There are now two Landos, Straight Lando and Phaggot Lando.   This is Phaggot Lando.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Kwon on May 18, 2018, 12:08:18 PM
This bullshit didn't exist when Lando was created. He can go to hell. There are now two Landos, Straight Lando and Phaggot Lando.   This is Phaggot Lando.

Indeed!

That abomination is NOT the Billy Dee Williams Lando!
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: BayGBM on May 18, 2018, 12:29:07 PM
It's only gay if you want it to be gay, right?  ;D
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Kwon on May 18, 2018, 01:26:05 PM
It's only gay if you want it to be gay, right?  ;D

Never thought of C3PO as gay (i know the actor was gay), the droid just felt campy and funny.

Now the LBQT-army and their agenda is all over the movies.

They just had to make someone really gay in Star Wars didnt they.

Whats next, Yoda was actually a Tranny?
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: SOMEPARTS on May 18, 2018, 01:38:53 PM
They are trying to destroy everything to make these new origin movies. Landau was obviously a ladies man...part of the character.

C3P0 was poofty, that's a given isn't it? They didn't have to explain it, it didn't require ruining the movie to make the point then either.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Desolate on May 18, 2018, 11:25:48 PM
One day the pendulum is going to swing back, and a lot of these deviant freaks are going to be massacred - literally.

I hope I am still alive to see it.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on May 19, 2018, 01:37:50 AM
George Lucas wanted to make  Indiana Jones a heterosexual pedophile.

Just imagine his real Star Wars universe...

Hollywood.....
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Taffin on May 19, 2018, 07:59:41 AM
Never thought of C3PO as gay (i know the actor was gay), the droid just felt campy and funny.

Now the LBQT-army and their agenda is all over the movies.

They just had to make someone really gay in Star Wars didnt they.

Whats next, Yoda was actually a Tranny?


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Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: dseiler on May 19, 2018, 08:25:55 AM
Why does everything need a label?
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: 20inch calves on May 19, 2018, 09:44:43 AM
I'm done with Star Wars.  I'm in the process of selling everything I own with a Star Wars logo on it.

This idiotic pansexual story wasn't the catalyst but it's a prime example of why I'm moving on.

Fuck Star Wars for life.

The first one was good. This disney crap is garbage..i refuse to watch it
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: 20inch calves on May 19, 2018, 09:54:59 AM
One day the pendulum is going to swing back, and a lot of these deviant freaks are going to be massacred - literally.

I hope I am still alive to see it.

Lol. I doubt it. The world is to far gone. Who would have thought 20 or 30 years ago that a company like disney would be pushing this agenda
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Rusty Trombone on May 19, 2018, 10:20:29 AM
One day the pendulum is going to swing back, and a lot of these deviant freaks are going to be massacred - literally.

I hope I am still alive to see it.

It might be a long long long time yet.

I don't see it now.

No one is fighting back,ever.

I too hope to witness that,if it happens in 50 years I just might.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: werewolf operative on May 19, 2018, 10:32:39 AM
Lol. I doubt it. The world is to far gone. Who would have thought 20 or 30 years ago that a company like disney would be pushing this agenda

Yeah, who would've thought...
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https://www.timesofisrael.com/5-jewish-facts-about-the-new-han-solo-star-wars-movie/
5 Jewish facts about the new Han Solo ‘Star Wars’ movie

The new Han Solo is a nice Jewish boy from LA

The old Han Solo is also (partly) Jewish

Steven Spielberg discovered Ehrenreich at a bat mitzvah

4 other Jewish actors were considered for the role

The script was written by a Jewish father-and-son duo

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Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: HTexan on May 20, 2018, 05:13:13 PM
Pansexual in Star Wars means you fuck wookies right? ;D
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: The Scott on May 20, 2018, 07:50:29 PM
Pansexual in Star Wars means you fuck wookies right? ;D

 ;D

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Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: HTexan on May 20, 2018, 08:24:48 PM
;D

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:D
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Kwon on May 21, 2018, 03:39:29 AM
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Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Dreadlifter on May 21, 2018, 02:17:15 PM
Lando was ruined for me when they cast Donald Glover. THis BS has put the final nail in the coffin for this film.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Taffin on May 21, 2018, 02:34:45 PM
;D


Hahahhaa!

It got really kinky when Han and Luke suggested a foursome!

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Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: HTexan on May 21, 2018, 04:54:50 PM
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Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 22, 2018, 10:01:30 AM
(http://orig04.deviantart.net/045b/f/2008/343/d/4/wookie_woman_by_0_4.jpg)

Michelle Obama looking hot as fuck in that bikini.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Taffin on May 22, 2018, 11:12:08 PM
So does Chewie have one of those 'lipstick' style dog-c0cks where the pink tip pokes out when he's horny..?   ;D




Thinking about this I also just really registered for the first time that Chewie runs around essentially naked  :P
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Ted SuperSet on May 23, 2018, 01:05:22 PM
So does Chewie have one of those 'lipstick' style dog-c0cks where the pink tip pokes out when he's horny..?   ;D




Thinking about this I also just really registered for the first time that Chewie runs around essentially naked  :P

no internet filter yet?
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Taffin on May 24, 2018, 11:51:24 AM
no internet filter yet?

Yep.  Fully activated too, or I'd have Googled 'Chewbacca peni5'...

The only place I see naked ladies now is on here, and 75% of them have got c0cks...

 :)
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: HTexan on May 24, 2018, 11:54:13 AM
Yep.  Fully activated too, or I'd have Googled 'Chewbacca peni5'...

The only place I see naked ladies now is on here, and 75% of them have got c0cks...

 :)
That is your problem. Google sucks for porn. Use bing instead.  ;)
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Ted SuperSet on May 24, 2018, 01:40:44 PM
Yep.  Fully activated too, or I'd have Googled 'Chewbacca peni5'...

The only place I see naked ladies now is on here, and 75% of them have got c0cks...

 :)

good for you brother
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Ted SuperSet on May 24, 2018, 01:41:22 PM
That is your problem. Google sucks for porn. Use bing instead.  ;)

why? whats the diffirence?
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: HTexan on May 24, 2018, 01:49:06 PM
why? whats the diffirence?
A few reasons, but basically Google doesn’t want you to see porn. Bing doesn’t filter them out. Use bing for porn, google for everything else.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Parker on May 24, 2018, 06:27:25 PM
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Wookies=interspecies. Get it right.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: werewolf operative on May 29, 2018, 08:55:39 AM
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Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: SquatsRule on May 29, 2018, 09:14:13 AM
How much of the Lando sexuality thing is in the movie? Is it worth a watch in the theatre or should I just download a copy?
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: loco on May 29, 2018, 09:21:35 AM
How much of the Lando sexuality thing is in the movie? Is it worth a watch in the theatre or should I just download a copy?

He seemed to have very strong feelings for a robot that had a female voice.  Other than that, I saw nuffin.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: HTexan on May 29, 2018, 09:22:26 AM
How much of the Lando sexuality thing is in the movie? Is it worth a watch in the theatre or should I just download a copy?
I skipped it base on lead actors non acting ability. Only watch if you’re a diehard Star Wars fan, and don’t mind Disney bending you over and raping movie tickets out of you.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: SquatsRule on May 29, 2018, 09:55:29 AM
He seemed to have very strong feelings for a robot that had a female voice.  Other than that, I saw nuffin.

It might not be that bad then. The way the movieweb site was talking, he humps everything in site.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: SquatsRule on May 29, 2018, 09:57:27 AM
I stepped it base on lead actors non acting ability. Only watch if you’re a diehard Star Wars fan, and don’t mind Disney bending you over and raping movie tickets out of you.

Rogue one is the only one of the newer movies that I've enjoyed so far. I probably won't be seeing episode 9.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: The Scott on May 29, 2018, 08:29:47 PM
Rogue one is the only one of the newer movies that I've enjoyed so far. I probably won't be seeing episode 9.

One BIG reason is because the majority of the folks in the film had the decency to DIE at the end.
 

Fuck Disney and the Farce.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 29, 2018, 08:45:37 PM
Some people will try to convince you the Rogue One was good.  They are lying to you.

That movie fucking sucked.  Bad, boring actors, nonsensical plot.  Total shit show.  SJW nonsense.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: SquatsRule on May 30, 2018, 09:45:34 AM
I enjoyed the Darth Vader scenes.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 30, 2018, 09:53:33 AM
I enjoyed the Darth Vader scenes.

Darth Vader was telling dad jokes in that movie.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: SquatsRule on May 30, 2018, 10:59:10 AM
Darth Vader was telling dad jokes in that movie.

Yes, the "Don't choke on your aspirations" line was cheesy, but he got to kick a little ass at the end.
Title: Re: Say it ain't so Lando!
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 30, 2018, 02:30:41 PM
Yes, the "Don't choke on your aspirations" line was cheesy, but he got to kick a little ass at the end.

...and that was in no way consistent with his abilities in Episode IV. 

Rogue One Vader was doing video game shit.  Looked cool, made fuck-all sense.  Final judgement = It fucking sucked.