Ladies and Gentleman,
We have reached the conclusion of another MONUMENTAL Anrold Thongstravaganza Classic! It is these moments that really bring us all together, allowing us to look deep into our souls and question our very being heterosexuality.
We all know, that we here at GETBIG are Bigger, Stronger, Faster than all these Thonged-Out competitors (except for that Gymnast)…. We all make much more money than all of them do as well… but we must not shun the little people, we must embrace these up and comers and motivate them to reach for the skies, and go forth and conquer dance for schmoes…. For this is the only way they will make it to the epicness of human endeavors.
There are lessons to be taught at every one of these events! We attend, we watch, we cheer… not for the figure, fitness, or even the bikini girls…. But it is these natural Thong Monsters that give us hope for the future… we know because of them that all will be well in the world!!
As always… we must thank our god… our savior… NASSER…. For it is his thong that allows these glorious events to take place, we wish that everyday was THONGSTRAVAGANZA DAY!!!
And we now use the next few months to fill our cabinets with stocks of Vaseline and Tylenol, in preparation…… for the GREATEST DAYS OF THEM ALL, THE INCREDIBLE MR. THONG COMPETITION in the fall!!!
As always I thank you all for participating in this glorious discussion on the most glorious websites in the world, GETBIG.com! Before we go, we must thank our sponsors, Vagisil, The Coca Cola Company, Viagra for Wes, Dockers for allowing many pants to be at the ankles, and of course, our main sponsors Astro-Glide and Kleenex!
I will be here in the fall, reporting live and sharing in all of this mayhem!
Good night folks!
Ahmed Elattar – BIG ACH
President of the Pants Around the Ankles Club
