confess your sins to mr. harridan and beg forgiveness.
Ok ok.
I confess to making him feel inadequate.
I confess to outing him before he was ready to come out.
I confess to making him jealous, evidenced by his desire to bang my wife.
I confess to purposely trying to make him belittle himself, which he did perfectly.
I confess to leading him to admitting he was hiding his closeted fagottry behing god... like a Jedi mind trick which worked.
I confess that my I was wrong about what a group of homos is called... would have never guessed cabal.
I repent because doing all this made me feel like I making fun of the special Olympics and I'm sorry.
Done. Whew I feel so much better now. Thanks.