Well, I feel bad for Condor because his seemingly innocent post has turned into a retarded battle between retards! "Candidate" I don't give a squirt of piss about your pictures or about you in general!
Back to you Condor and trying to get cut quickly! Everyone here (with a brain) seems to be in agreement that cutting carbs is the way to go. However, I'm reading a lot of advice about going hog-wild on cardio. 1, 2, 3 times a day? Ultra-intense? On low carbs??? Sure, go for it if you dare... But my guess is that you're going to be bed-ridden after the second day! You'll run out of evergy so fast, you won't know what hit you. I'm all for doing intense exercise while on low-carbs - but you can't push your body further than it wants to go, or it will break down. And when you're not feeding your body it's preferred fuel (carbs), it's not going to keep up with you.
So cut your carb calories and replace "most" of them with fat calories. Keep your protein intake high. If you feel queezy or faint, eat an apple or something to get your blood-sugar back into a safe range.