pet shop

[supernick]

So i went to the pet shop yesterday to look around.  I went to the area where there were these little dwarf hampsters.  There was like 20 in the same cage.  I herd a loud screeching noise, so i look down and there is this little dwarf hampster latched on to another dwarf hampster biting the shit out of him.  So I reach down and pry the one dwarf hampster off of the other and seperate the two of them.  As soon as i let the one hampster go it charges back and latches back on.  So i go back in, grab them and pull them appart, and i put one in another cage.  The one hampster that got attacked was all tore up bleeding and shaking like crazy.  I told the pet shop owner and he took the hurt hampster to the back room. Pritty crazy shit, vicious little thang

[Mr Nobody]

Roid Rage.

[makaveli25]

Sounds bad ass. You should of bought the crazy killer hamster. Feed it some finaplex. Profit?

[dov]

That one hell of the godamn story I tell ya

[JasonH]

Sounds like you had quite a day.

[apply85]

I had hamsters as a kid. One time I put two females in the same box. The next morning there was one whole hamster, and one hamster that looked like it was put on a guillotine. Everything past the neck was gone, the other hamster at ethe eyes, bone, hair etc.

When I was 14 or so I got a dwarf hamster for the first time, those things suck. They never learn how to be pets, they are fucking stupid and will bite you whenever u touch it even after 1 year. When it died I didn't give a shit, compared to the previous one, who was so dear to my heart, I use her name for my password to this day, only woman I ever loved

[DroppingPlates]

Hamsters are very badass  

[Big Worm]

Quite the adventurous little twunt.. Huh, Nicky.?

[Parker]

So i went to the pet shop yesterday to look around.  I went to the area where there were these little dwarf hampsters.  There was like 20 in the same cage.  I herd a loud screeching noise, so i look down and there is this little dwarf hampster latched on to another dwarf hampster biting the shit out of him.  So I reach down and pry the one dwarf hampster off of the other and seperate the two of them.  As soon as i let the one hampster go it charges back and latches back on.  So i go back in, grab them and pull them appart, and i put one in another cage.  The one hampster that got attacked was all tore up bleeding and shaking like crazy.  I told the pet shop owner and he took the hurt hampster to the back room. Pritty crazy shit, vicious little thang

He prolly took the blunt end of a screw driver and bonked it on the head...snake food


***Coincidently, i saved a baby box turtle from being run over...and it was close call  

[nycwit]

So i went to the pet shop yesterday to look around.  I went to the area where there were these little dwarf hampsters.  There was like 20 in the same cage.  I herd a loud screeching noise, so i look down and there is this little dwarf hampster latched on to another dwarf hampster biting the shit out of him.  So I reach down and pry the one dwarf hampster off of the other and seperate the two of them.  As soon as i let the one hampster go it charges back and latches back on.  So i go back in, grab them and pull them appart, and i put one in another cage.  The one hampster that got attacked was all tore up bleeding and shaking like crazy.  I told the pet shop owner and he took the hurt hampster to the back room. Pritty crazy shit, vicious little thang

"pritty, appart, seperate, herd......" ??

[mass243]