Has LurkerNoMore Killed Anyone Today?

[Les Grossman]

I know it is still only mid-afternoon in some parts of the country, but I wanted to check in for an update on LurkingHomo’s daily death count status. I know it is dangerous to admit to knowing all about this master assassin, but I want to really get to know all about the warrior, Viking, MMA master, Special Forces killer he once was.

I assume somewhere the MSM has a chart, like a COVID death report, where the people who LurkingHomo assassinated are kept track of on a daily and cumulative basis? I imagine a ruthless killer like LurkingHomo does not take kindly to disrespect?

I know this is a big ask guys, but if you are kind enough to steer me in the right direction, I will pay Shizzo $8.00 and he will slurp your ballbag. Really cup the balls and work the shaft...like his Daddy taught him.

I am headed into Witness Protection now, but I will watch this thread for updates and pics of women with huge fat asses (no, not you Shizzo).

[SOMEPARTS]

He's pretty tough.

Everybody makes Chuck Norris jokes, but Chuck Norris makes LurkerNoMore jokes.

[LurkerNoMore]

Has Les Girlyman reached his gay quota for today?  I know it's just noon but...

[Les Grossman]

He's pretty tough.

Everybody makes Chuck Norris jokes, but Chuck Norris makes LurkerNoMore jokes.

He is super duper tough now, but you should have seen him before.

Mike Tyson’s lisp goes away when he is around LurkingHomo.

Trails of bodies are left in his wake that look like migrant caravans.

He is a VERY tough man, said so himself.

[Earl1972]

Has Les Girlyman reached his gay quota for today?  I know it's just noon but...

once again you use insults that would get you canceled by your own people, you voted for everything that hates people like you dummy

even arnold had to apologize for saying "girly man"

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[AbrahamG]

once again you use insults that would get you canceled by your own people, you voted for everything that hates people like you dummy

even arnold had to apologize for saying "girly man"

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Is your cu bleeding today?

[Earl1972]

Is your cu bleeding today?

does he reward you for all the times you white knight him?

you're another dope that voted for the party that wants to eliminate freedom of speech and would be canceled for the large majority of your posts


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[LurkerNoMore]

once again you use insults that would get you canceled by your own people, you voted for everything that hates people like you dummy

even arnold had to apologize for saying "girly man"

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Poor baby.  You sound worried.   

[Soul Crusher]

Maybe we need to set up a GB tag team match pay per view.

Tattoo and Coach vs Lurker and Straw.


I would pay for this.   OMR could be the referee and promoter for the Slaughta in Lauderdal.

[chaos]

I know it is still only mid-afternoon in some parts of the country, but I wanted to check in for an update on LurkingHomo’s daily death count status. I know it is dangerous to admit to knowing all about this master assassin, but I want to really get to know all about the warrior, Viking, MMA master, Special Forces killer he once was.

I assume somewhere the MSM has a chart, like a COVID death report, where the people who LurkingHomo assassinated are kept track of on a daily and cumulative basis? I imagine a ruthless killer like LurkingHomo does not take kindly to disrespect?

I know this is a big ask guys, but if you are kind enough to steer me in the right direction, I will pay Shizzo $8.00 and he will slurp your ballbag. Really cup the balls and work the shaft...like his Daddy taught him.

I am headed into Witness Protection now, but I will watch this thread for updates and pics of women with huge fat asses (no, not you Shizzo).

The only things Lurkingformen kills is a bottle of cheap whisky and his boyfriends labi(a)do.

[King Shizzo]

Maybe we need to set up a GB tag team match pay per view.

Tattoo and Coach vs Lurker and Straw.


I would pay for this.   OMR could be the referee and promoter for the Slaughta in Lauderdal.

Why leave yourself out?

[robcguns]

Maybe we need to set up a GB tag team match pay per view.

Tattoo and Coach vs Lurker and Straw.


I would pay for this.   OMR could be the referee and promoter for the Slaughta in Lauderdal.

I’d put a grand on tattoo and coach for the win.

[LurkerNoMore]

The only things Lurkingformen kills is a bottle of cheap whisky and his boyfriends labido.

Did you learn to spell in prison when you were not getting those shitty tats?

[King Shizzo]

Labido, was a guy I knew.

He was Mexican. Work ethic was terrible.

[chaos]

Did you learn to spell in prison when you were not getting those shitty tats?

Did you learn to suck dick when your uncle visited?

[LurkerNoMore]

Did you learn to suck dick when your uncle visited?

No but I suspect you learned that in prison too.  Which isn’t a bad thing.  You can use it to scratch up $20 at times since being a convict limits your employment opportunities.

[King Shizzo]

That's what I wanted to read.

Keep it up, fags.

[Soul Crusher]

Why leave yourself out?

Why is this a royal rumble now ? 

[King Shizzo]

Why is this a royal rumble now ?

Nice.

[ThisisOverload]

LurkerNoMore can strangle you with a cordless phone.

[LurkerNoMore]

LurkerNoMore can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Ok I laughed at that one!   

[robcguns]

LurkerNoMore can strangle you with a cordless phone.

HahAhaha that was great

[Les Grossman]

The only things Lurkingformen kills is a bottle of cheap whisky and his boyfriends labi(a)do.

Are you kidding?

LurkingHomo has took the wind out of the sails (and gooey cream filling) of thousands of raging boners.

He was the inspiration for the original Big Gulp drink.

Although in those days it was still called “Big Gulp and Swallow”.

LurkingHomo can deep throat a cock the size of Mike Arvilla’s pumped up thighs.

[LurkerNoMore]

Are you kidding?

LurkingHomo has took the wind out of the sails (and gooey cream filling) of thousands of raging boners.

He was the inspiration for the original Big Gulp drink.

Although in those days it was still called “Big Gulp and Swallow”.

LurkingHomo can deep throat a cock the size of Mike Arvilla’s pumped up thighs.

Your queer tendencies make you sound jealous. 

[SOMEPARTS]

Keep it up, fags.

The fucking irony.