So I've been interviewing candidates for a new assistant...

[WOOO]

I've got it narrowed down to 3 possibles...

The old lady who I'm sure will be sleeping at her desk every day by 2pm.

The young ambitious hottie who will sue me for sexual harassment asap.

The enormous fat gay guy who seems competent but who is too disgusting to look at daily.



Fuck... my old assistant was kick ass too... had her for 2 years...

[WillGrant]

[Jadeveon Clowney]

hire our little muslim friend haider.  you can be like the (asian) jack donaghy on 30 rock and he'll be the creepy indian/pakistani assistant that had a crush on jack.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

good for lots of laughs.

[WOOO]

CHRIST I WISH...



fuck it... i just emailed the recruiter... need to schedule new interviews... i can't hire any of them

[cswol]

are your new candidates aware of your 4 hour gym break during work days

[WOOO]

are your new candidates aware of your 4 hour gym break during work days

I train at home champ but thanks for digging up my old photoshop of alexxx

[dj181]

did any asian females apply for this position?

[Tito24]

[dj181]

so are you trying to tell me that this asian female has applied to be wooo's new assistant, tito?

[WOOO]

did any asian females apply for this position?

nah... that would have made the selection process easy

[dj181]

nah... that would have made the selection process easy

 

[Hulkotron]

Great post by Will Grant