Don't you work at a grocery store or something? 
Caterpillar's engines disintegrate?
Please post a single shred of evidence that CAT manufactures a substandard product. You can pick from any source you want. I'll wait.
No I don't, ...but I did have a part time job as a checkout girl in a grocery store when I was in highschool.
I don't work for anybody. I'm part of a class of people that I categorize as "psychologically unemployable"
I own my own business that spans the globe, with satisfied clients throughout North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Asia, and Australia. My business hasn't yet reached Antarctica (that I know of anyway)
...and I do it all from home in my big, fluffy, comfy, pink bunny slippers.
and no it's not internet webcam pornMy morning commute is 30 seconds (45 seconds if I stop to open the blinds)
