Author Topic: Dont mess with bar security lol (Read 8226 times)

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #25 on:** June 12, 2009, 10:34:23 AM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on June 12, 2009, 09:38:13 AM

So true..I had one guy go off on me with the "you can't touch me" and the "you don't have the right to..." and "im gonna sue your ass if you..." then he spit on me.

Now he whistles and has a slight lisp when he talks. $:-\$

When the cops showed (cause you know his "possi" ie - 169lbs "Tap Out" tshirt wearing douches called them) they told them that there is nothing they can do because it's a private establishment and that if anything they can arrest him if he likes for assault and public intoxication (standing in the street after I knocked him)..he choose to walk away while screaming the "I'm gonna sue you and the City of Seattle ..blah, blah, blah.." but yet we have never seen papers from any of the a-holes we knock around for being an idiot.

Its the exact same here
I got spat at by a nigerian refugee on the door one night,he had a fractured skull then,but the cops,cos he was nigerian,did fuck all,good times

Euro-monster · « **Reply #26 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:18:58 AM »

Quote from: Okami on June 12, 2009, 10:34:23 AM

Its the exact same here
I got spat at by a nigerian refugee on the door one night,he had a fractured skull then,but the cops,cos he was nigerian,did fuck all,good times

You are quite the scullcrusher arent you?...

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #27 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:25:42 AM »

Quote from: Euro-monster on June 12, 2009, 11:18:58 AM

You are quite the scullcrusher arent you?...

Whatever yoou say
Was bouncing since I was 18 so have obviously been in a few confrontations

Ursus · « **Reply #28 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:27:34 AM »

I got that all the time - all fart no splash generally.

IMO teh guy was right to hit him as he touched him first. Generally they dont dare and get bored and soon walk away.

I would not have let the guy get that close to me though.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #29 on:** June 12, 2009, 12:55:07 PM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 12, 2009, 11:27:34 AM

I got that all the time - all fart no splash generally.

IMO teh guy was right to hit him as he touched him first. Generally they dont dare and get bored and soon walk away.

I would not have let the guy get that close to me though.

Technically him walking up fast and getting in his face is considered to be an aggressive move. I warn them "Sir, please do not approach me in an aggressive manner as I feel I must defend myself" nice and loud so everyone hears it...then, if he dares to try his luck again...I'll throat check his ass (only awesome when the gag reflex doesn't make them puke) and put him into the side walk (and in his own puke if possible). I have no problems embarassing you in front of your girl $:-\$

Overload · « **Reply #30 on:** June 12, 2009, 01:16:31 PM »

Everything was done perfectly.

Drunk man aggressively touches security, security knocks him out.

I used to see stuff like this all the time when i was a drinker, i always got a laugh out of the people claiming security abused their rights. Most Americans don't understand the power a security guard has over a private establishment.

Good stuff.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #31 on:** June 12, 2009, 02:08:26 PM »

That security guard should have beat on him some more, I woiuld have... these idiots never learn and just keep coming back slobbering all over themselves until you just knock them the fuck out.

regmac · « **Reply #32 on:** June 12, 2009, 02:16:18 PM »

Quote from: Swede! on June 11, 2009, 07:22:31 AM

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244683205/Drunk_Shirtless_Asshole_Gets_Beaten_And_Choked_by_Bar_Security

i get soooo angry when I her sluts in the background " Please help him!!"

HE FUCKING STARTED IT HE DESERVES A BEATDSFNG¨DONSONDSÅO HDGOÅ JO JKO

Miami I assume???

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #33 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:03:09 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on June 12, 2009, 02:08:26 PM

That security guard should have beat on him some more, I woiuld have... these idiots never learn and just keep coming back slobbering all over themselves until you just knock them the fuck out.

QFT right there

elite_lifter · « **Reply #34 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:13:48 PM »

Quote from: Okami on June 12, 2009, 11:25:42 AM

Whatever yoou say
Was bouncing since I was 18 so have obviously been in a few confrontations

That is where you end up when you are an uneducated ---- , 8 bucks an hour yelling at kids trying to get into the club.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #35 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:22:19 PM »

Quote from: elite_lifter on June 12, 2009, 04:13:48 PM

That is where you end up when you are an uneducated ---- , 8 bucks an hour yelling at kids trying to get into the club.

So we're dumb fucks now? I have two degree's, served in the military, work as a private civilian consultant to the Military..I wouldn't consider myself stupid.

Ever think that some of us do it for fun? I work a lot,I'm single by choice and don't drink much so bouncing allows me to go out on the weekend, listen to music, check out chicks and meet really cool people while only occationally deal with an asshole...all for $100 cash tax free for 4hrs of standing around bullshitting.

Easy extra $800 a month...I wouldn't call that stupid.

elite_lifter · « **Reply #36 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:25:16 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on June 12, 2009, 04:22:19 PM

So we're dumb fucks now? I have two degree's, served in the military, work as a private civilian consultant to the Military..I wouldn't consider myself stupid.

Ever think that some of us do it for fun? I work a lot,I'm single by choice and don't drink much so bouncing allows me to go out on the weekend, listen to music, check out chicks and meet really cool people while only occationally deal with an asshole...all for $100 cash tax free for 4hrs of standing around bullshitting.

Easy extra $800 a month...I wouldn't call that stupid.

I'd rather enjoy the weekends with my wife and family, 800.00, meh not worth missing what I have at home, Godspeed.

wavelength · « **Reply #37 on:** June 12, 2009, 04:50:56 PM »

Quote from: Swede! on June 11, 2009, 07:30:01 AM

team horrible genetics approved!

and what my hair looks like if I dont shave it all the time

Is this a recent pic of you Swede?

gordiano · « **Reply #38 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:35:08 PM »

Quote from: Swede! on June 11, 2009, 07:22:31 AM

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244683205/Drunk_Shirtless_Asshole_Gets_Beaten_And_Choked_by_Bar_Security

i get soooo angry when I her sluts in the background " Please help him!!"

HE FUCKING STARTED IT HE DESERVES A BEATDSFNG¨DONSONDSÅO HDGOÅ JO JKO

Awesome ownage right there. Stupid fuck had it coming...

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #39 on:** June 13, 2009, 02:21:38 AM »

Quote from: elite_lifter on June 12, 2009, 04:13:48 PM

That is where you end up when you are an uneducated ---- , 8 bucks an hour yelling at kids trying to get into the club.

I was also a fireman throughout those years
I have 3 degrees which I got in evening college classes
You dont even have a fucking job boy

spinnis · « **Reply #40 on:** June 13, 2009, 02:43:49 AM »

Quote from: wavelength on June 12, 2009, 04:50:56 PM

Is this a recent pic of you Swede?

lool no, Im alot bigger then that right now, I wasnt even 100 pounds in that photo I think

Meso_z · « **Reply #41 on:** June 13, 2009, 02:59:10 AM »

Quote from: wavelength on June 12, 2009, 04:50:56 PM

Is this a recent pic of you Swede?

swede is the doorman in the video..

Darren Avey · « **Reply #42 on:** June 13, 2009, 05:49:55 AM »

Hahahahahhaha all these "door guys" hahaha you make me laugh stand there with your chests puffed out, i remember when James Stabler the kickboxer had a row with some guy in a bar in Windsor and 3 "door toughs" tried to step in he koed them all in about 10 seconds!

Darren Avey · « **Reply #43 on:** June 13, 2009, 05:51:00 AM »

Quote from: Okami on June 12, 2009, 11:25:42 AM

Whatever yoou say
Was bouncing since I was 18 so have obviously been in a few confrontations

Hahaha 18!! Who the fuck is gonna listen or care about an 18 year old punk? Round here an 18 year old doorman would just get shoved out of the way ad laughed at

Darren Avey · « **Reply #44 on:** June 13, 2009, 05:52:48 AM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on June 12, 2009, 04:22:19 PM

So we're dumb fucks now? I have two degree's, served in the military, work as a private civilian consultant to the Military..I wouldn't consider myself stupid.

Ever think that some of us do it for fun? I work a lot,I'm single by choice and don't drink much so bouncing allows me to go out on the weekend, listen to music, check out chicks and meet really cool people while only occationally deal with an asshole...all for $100 cash tax free for 4hrs of standing around bullshitting.

Easy extra $800 a month...I wouldn't call that stupid.

Translation - ive never ever been able to get a girl so in the end accepted my lot and gave up trying

webcake · « **Reply #45 on:** June 13, 2009, 05:53:50 AM »

3 posts in a row. Do you have some things regarding bouncers, Darren Avey?

Darren Avey · « **Reply #46 on:** June 13, 2009, 05:57:42 AM »

Yeh i think they re all jerks with insecurity issues and yes i was beaten up by a couple of them but then later i came back and the biggest and nastiest one had his knees smashed in with a tyre iron outside a club in Slough. That learnt him!

webcake · « **Reply #47 on:** June 13, 2009, 06:01:17 AM »

A lot of tough motherfuckers in this thread............no doubt about it.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #48 on:** June 13, 2009, 06:14:46 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on June 13, 2009, 05:51:00 AM

Hahaha 18!! Who the fuck is gonna listen or care about an 18 year old punk? Round here an 18 year old doorman would just get shoved out of the way ad laughed at

Was quite likely bigger and had more experience with altercations at 18 than you have now
'Round here'...you fucking clown
Actually a clown is not enough of an insult...you are a pig-fucker

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #49 on:** June 13, 2009, 06:16:11 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on June 13, 2009, 05:57:42 AM

Yeh i think they re all jerks with insecurity issues and yes i was beaten up by a couple of them but then later i came back and the biggest and nastiest one had his knees smashed in with a tyre iron outside a club in Slough. That learnt him!

A lot of them are as you say
But not all of us were like that
My ideal night bouncing would contain no fighting at all

Author Topic: Dont mess with bar security lol (Read 8226 times)

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