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WillGrant

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2009, 06:19:16 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on June 14, 2009, 06:10:22 AM
That's a sick thought. My mother is an old, wrinkled obese hag of 65... :-X

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Come on bro , even your mums flange needs a bit of love and who better to pound that mound than two fine studs like the great mars and kiwiol ..is that THG approved ?
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polychronopolous

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2009, 06:48:33 AM »
I'm still holding out for that special someone.

I want the moment to be perfect.
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dr.chimps

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2009, 06:57:04 AM »
Quote from: Okami on June 14, 2009, 06:03:14 AM
With another human,yes
Rape rape doent count...I think
You said rape twice.... ;D
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2009, 06:58:00 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on June 14, 2009, 06:19:16 AM
Come on bro , even your mums flange needs a bit of love and who better to pound that mound than two fine studs like the great mars and kiwiol ..is that THG approved ?

Well, they must be pretty desperate then... :-\

NOT THG approved
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2009, 07:04:33 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on June 14, 2009, 06:48:33 AM
I'm still holding out for that special someone.

I want the moment to be perfect.

Me too.

Sex outside of marriage is a sin and makes baby jesus cry.
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ToxicAvenger

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #30 on: June 14, 2009, 07:06:30 AM »
lets just say my virginity grew back!
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2009, 07:10:54 AM »
Quote from: ProteinFarts! on June 14, 2009, 07:06:30 AM
lets just say my virginity grew back!
You got hymen reconstruction surgery!?
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Mr Nobody

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #32 on: June 14, 2009, 11:51:14 AM »
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2009, 11:52:53 AM »
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johnnynoname

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2009, 11:58:33 AM »
does oral count?

EDIT: receiving oral.......from a woman!!!
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Sherief Shalaby

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #35 on: June 14, 2009, 12:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Deicide on June 14, 2009, 06:10:22 AM
That's a sick thought. My mother is an old, wrinkled obese hag of 65... :-X

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show some respect to one who kept you inside her for 9 months!!.. also 65 is not so old if she still goes to the gym and makes plastic surgeries!
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Mr Nobody

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2009, 12:23:57 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 11:58:33 AM
does oral count?

EDIT: receiving oral.......from a woman!!!
Yea count 1 for that 8)
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #37 on: June 14, 2009, 12:27:01 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 12:23:57 PM
Yea count 1 for that 8)

okay, then the last time i got oral was on the last wednesday of May from some tattoo'd girl at the revue show i was working.  It happened in our changing room/the bar's storage room
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Mr Nobody

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2009, 12:28:08 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 12:27:01 PM
okay, then the last time i got oral was on the last wednesday of May from some tattoo'd girl at the revue show i was working.  It happened in our changing room/the bar's storage room
Fantastic dude 8)
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #39 on: June 14, 2009, 12:29:03 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 12:27:01 PM
okay, then the last time i got oral was on the last wednesday of May from some tattoo'd girl at the revue show i was working.  It happened in our changing room/the bar's storage room

Wow high rolla.  ::)
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johnnynoname

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2009, 12:29:50 PM »
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2009, 12:29:56 PM »
yesterday  ;D
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Mr Nobody

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2009, 12:37:27 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 12:27:01 PM
okay, then the last time i got oral was on the last wednesday of May from some tattoo'd girl at the revue show i was working.  It happened in our changing room/the bar's storage room
Now according to former president Bill Clinton this doesnt qualify ;)
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2009, 12:53:49 PM »
Thursday night! I have pix of her on my camera phone!!  ;D It was pretty good and her husband is in Iraq right now or somewhere.  :o Did not know she was married till after  8)
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #44 on: June 14, 2009, 12:58:38 PM »
2 months ago, lost count already...

Happily living together... with kids.
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Mr Nobody

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #45 on: June 14, 2009, 01:03:23 PM »
Quote from: Beefjake on June 14, 2009, 12:58:38 PM
2 months ago, lost count already...

Happily living together... with kids.
Sure you dont need a divorce?
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #46 on: June 14, 2009, 01:06:55 PM »
couple hours ago
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polychronopolous

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #47 on: June 14, 2009, 01:09:21 PM »
What does the inside of a woman's vagina feel like exactly?
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Mr Nobody

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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #48 on: June 14, 2009, 01:10:01 PM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on June 14, 2009, 01:09:21 PM
What does the inside of a woman's vagina feel like exactly?
Depends on which one u are with :o
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Re: When was the last time you had sex??
« Reply #49 on: June 14, 2009, 01:17:43 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on June 14, 2009, 12:53:49 PM
Thursday night! I have pix of her on my camera phone!!  ;D It was pretty good and her husband is in Iraq right now or somewhere.  :o Did not know she was married till after  8)

she sounds like the type of girl who will get mad at her man upon his return and spill the beans.  Be careful you dont have some crazy PTSD vet coming at you, when it's wife he should be slapping up.
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