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LurkerNoMore gazes at the moon each night
Royalty:
--- Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 31, 2025, 01:44:06 PM ---Little Bitch takes a fleeting second of her life to stop thinking of Danimal long enough make a thread about me. Creepy.
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--- Quote from: beakdoctor on August 31, 2025, 02:28:18 PM ---Royalty gazes at the loins of Derek lunsford and wonders if being a power bottom will prevent his entry into the pearly gates.
How many times has royalty said a prayer just prior to sniffing poppers?
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“Here we are again bro. Just you and me.”
Royalty:
This is LurkerNoMore’s typical response the instant that anyone says anything negative about danimal77:
LurkerNoMore:
This is GetBig's response the instant that Little Bitch posts anything :
--- Quote from: Grape Ape on November 24, 2024, 04:40:57 PM ---Royalty = Simple Simon
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--- Quote from: beakdoctor on November 25, 2024, 02:24:48 PM ---Remember when Royalty was obsessed Paul Grahams cock and went on a spree posting close-ups of his crotch, then talked for weeks about inspecting his pants for cum stains? And somehow he thought he was making fun of Arnold by doing this?
Royalty seems like the kind of guy who comes home holding a pile of shit in his hands and says "hey, look what I almost stepped in!"
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--- Quote from: LurkerNoMore on November 25, 2024, 02:44:57 PM ---Royalty would try to suck Paul's cock before Paul could even get his zipper down.
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--- Quote from: delon on November 26, 2024, 09:33:52 PM ---Haha at the inevitable risk of being lumped in as yet another gimmick, based on a quick look....
Ok between the Kwon avi note and the white note id say as an example the shape of the capital "R" shows a difference in writing style
Kwon note: vertical line rises above semi circle
White note: vertical line below semi circle
Between the kwon note and the color note the obvious difference is all cap default vs lower case, but this also makes it less definitive to compare. What I could say however is that in the photos from your account you look to consistently have notably long fingernails, whereas the middle- finger note owner clearly does not. Also krank has a hairier forearm by the looks of it :D
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--- Quote from: Phantom Spunker on November 26, 2024, 10:01:03 PM ---Honestly, everyone just needs to completely ignore this fucking weirdo. He's done nothing but spam the board for months and fuck up every thread. The guy's lost his mind. No idea why he's not been perma-banned.
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--- Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on November 27, 2024, 03:54:26 AM ---Please ban Royalty. He is spamming everywhere with his stupid shit.
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--- Quote from: joswift on November 27, 2024, 03:58:07 AM ---mods should just put all his posts in this thread, he doesnt post anything else apart from calling out posters and spamming Mentzer photos
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on November 27, 2024, 05:33:05 AM ---STFU Royalty
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--- Quote from: falco on November 27, 2024, 08:43:21 AM ---Now you have some fap material for later.
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on November 27, 2024, 05:35:00 PM ---BIG FONT MELTDOWN
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--- Quote from: beakdoctor on November 27, 2024, 10:24:51 PM ---I think we all underestimated the depths of psychotic faggotry royalty is able to reach.
Royalty's faggotry is very impressive.
You will not find many who are as dedicated to shmomosexual endeavors.
You can see, yet again, how mentzer has provided Royalty's life with meaning and purpose.
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--- Quote from: falco on November 28, 2024, 01:55:38 AM ---Thank you for creating this thread. It really shows how disturbed the guy is.
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--- Quote from: Bevo on November 28, 2024, 02:01:12 AM ---This is hilarious ;D
Calling someone’s physique shitty is comical coming from a guy that doesn’t post pics of himself but we all know how royalty looks like
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--- Quote from: LurkerNoMore on November 28, 2024, 05:36:26 AM ---The only response to such an upsetting thread is a bipolar spree posting? :D :D :D :D
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--- Quote from: chaos on November 28, 2024, 08:32:13 AM ---Royalty has a zero percent success rate. :(
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on November 30, 2024, 06:49:16 AM ---I'm still waiting on the proof I have ANY OTHER screen name on here.
I told you to fuck off Royalty.... I've posted videos on here, I'm not hiding like the beta bitch you are.
I will send you $500 if you can show irrefutable evidence I'm behind any screen name other than this one.
Oh, and Mentzer was a bottom bitch
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on November 30, 2024, 09:17:43 AM ---No matter how pics of Mike Meth-er.....you post, no matter how big the font....
(Verse 1)
There’s a little prick named Royalty,
Thinks he’s the king of his own decree.
Scrolling through hands like a lunatic,
“Is that a gimmick? Or just a trick?”
Every day, it’s Mike Mentzer’s biceps,
Talking ‘bout form like he’s got some triceps.
But all he does is sit and cry,
“Gimmicks are fake! I’ll prove it or die!”
(Chorus)
Oh, Royalty, you sad little clown,
Flexin’ your keyboard like you’ve got a crown.
Obsessed with hands, can’t let it go,
Your kingdom’s a basement, just so you know.
(Verse 2)
Photos of knuckles, fingers, and thumbs,
Analyzing pixels ‘til your brain goes numb.
Claiming a grift, you’re so damn sure,
But the proof you find is... insecure.
“Mentzer was god,” you scream online,
Like he gave you abs and a perfect spine.
But lifting weights? You never tried,
Just tweeting ‘bout gimmicks ‘til your ego died.
(Chorus)
Oh, Royalty, you sad little clown,
Flexin’ your keyboard like you’ve got a crown.
Obsessed with hands, can’t let it go,
Your kingdom’s a basement, just so you know.
(Bridge)
You’re the king of f*** all, the lord of despair,
A throne of bullshit in your swivel chair.
Gimmicks ain’t real? Well, neither are you,
A jester of failure, your reign is through.
(Outro)
So here’s to Royalty, the gimmick king,
Obsessed with hands and every dumb thing.
Mentzer’s gone, but you’re still here,
A wannabe ruler of the blogosphere.
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--- Quote from: Sandrock on November 30, 2024, 04:02:49 PM ---The handwriting really isn't close. The letters o and k are quite different in the two samples.
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--- Quote from: Sandrock on November 30, 2024, 04:11:09 PM ---Fuck you and your shitty detective capabilities.
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--- Quote from: chaos on November 30, 2024, 07:56:04 PM ---Is Royalty still circling the drain?
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--- Quote from: ChristopherA on November 30, 2024, 08:38:06 PM ---Is there supposed to be an owning of BreakDoctor somewhere in here? Dude looks great. Any current pics of Mentzer for a fair comparison? Oh......... nevermind
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on December 01, 2024, 06:29:30 AM ---Dear Diary,
Today I, Royaltwink, posted more pics of a dead meth-head and then went and jerked off to pics of hands of guys on the internet. What a great day.
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--- Quote from: chaos on December 01, 2024, 08:59:34 AM ---Another day of Royalty spending the day being wrong ???
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--- Quote from: Sandrock on December 01, 2024, 04:51:22 PM ---Hey Royalty do you still think OMR is danimal? And that OMR is running 50+ gimmick accounts?
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--- Quote from: chaos on December 01, 2024, 05:51:03 PM ---Who thinks Royalty should post a picture to prove that he is real and not a danimal gimmick?
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--- Quote from: delon on December 01, 2024, 06:32:34 PM ---3 handwriting samples with capital letters from the separate accounts of Krankenstein, Lurkernomore, Beakdoctor
So like-for-like data points, with example differences such as:
* Capital M: starting vertical line vs. no starting line (Kr, LNM)
* Capital D: Open base vs. exaggerated semicircle vs. relatively evenly closed (Kr, LNM, bk)
* Capital B: Open middle vs. always closed middle but differing semicircle lengths vs. relatively evenly closed (Kr, LNM, bk)
* Capital R: barely any vertical line vs. vertical line open below semicircle top vs. vertical line closed above semicircle (Kr, LNM, bk)
* Capital P: Exaggerated top half of semicircle extending well past vertical line vs. shorter, open semicircle (LNM, bk)
Krankenstein
LurkerNomore
Beakdoctor
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--- Quote from: Sandrock on December 02, 2024, 06:43:27 PM ---Hey Royalty are you going to declare delon a gimmick since he dared go against what you said?
P.S. Good work delon
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--- Quote from: Bevo on December 03, 2024, 01:46:13 PM ---Royalty, you really are a pathetic POS. I never once had a problem with you on here , but then you started shit with me on here and I responded. Even sent you a message asking what is your problem? And your exact words were:
“I’m just messing with you man. It’s all good !!!! Have a nice night.”
After that you continued with your shit about gimmicks as usual
Guess you are just a middle aged loser with nothing else in life but this board
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--- Quote from: chaos on December 03, 2024, 04:35:08 PM ---Looks like Royalty is still wrong.
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--- Quote from: Bevo on December 03, 2024, 07:37:05 PM ---He went from hating mentzer and loving Arnold to doing a complete 180 haha
Sounds like mental issues
He prob relates more to mentzer and finds similarities between his mental issues to mentzer’s mental issues
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--- Quote from: beakdoctor on December 03, 2024, 09:12:51 PM ---Of course. Once he saw the similarities, mental mentzer became his mentor.
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on December 04, 2024, 05:52:17 AM ---158+ posts of repetitive meltdown terms like "no mercy" with spastic things like XXX is a pussy. The same old leo picture and beakdoc pic and my hand pic.
You went on a another posting spree this am....I wouldn't be surprised if you dance around the house in covered in crisco saying "i am so pretty mike...just love me"
Here's another challenge : I will pay $100 if you post a pic of recent pic of yourself with a sign saying "Royalty" and an upside down bottle of our meds next to you.
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--- Quote from: joswift on December 04, 2024, 06:00:50 AM ---this needs to stop, Royalty adds nothing to the forum, he doesnt post anyting that isnt related to his gimmick obsession, hes even posting in the getbig quotes thread and fucking that up
I have him on ignore so have stopped reading his shit but its tiring seeing him fuck threads up and bumping old threads
I think hes mentally ill or had some kind of breakdown
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--- Quote from: joswift on December 04, 2024, 10:32:08 AM ---hes like Guy Pierce in Memento, every 15 minutes he forgets everything thats happened and just starts over.
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--- Quote from: Sandrock on December 04, 2024, 05:09:17 PM ---Hey Royalty, if you found out that Rambone is secretly a fan of mine would it break your heart?
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on December 05, 2024, 02:11:00 PM ---1) I didn't write anything
2) All you have to do is provide irrefutable evidence I have any other screen name than this one and $500 is yours. You have yet to do so and therefore you are nothing but a yappy chihuahua
Royalty = fat c.unt
Incoming dear diary, no mercy, brace for impact, etc large fonts. Wow...just wow
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--- Quote from: chaos on December 05, 2024, 04:16:40 PM ---I would suggest the same area you used last time.
Is Royalty still wrong? Has Royalty posted a picture of itself?
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--- Quote from: SF1900 on December 05, 2024, 04:37:51 PM ---Royalty is a creepy little weirdo.
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--- Quote from: chaos on December 06, 2024, 05:54:42 PM ---Why does Royalty keep clinging on to being wrong ???
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--- Quote from: chaos on December 07, 2024, 08:34:27 AM ---Lookingforladybois isn't any of the accounts you keep accusing him of being, how is that an agreement? Check our post history towards each other, he's a faggy liberal twat, if he was running gimmicks, they'd be banned by now.
We're all just over here wondering why you've gone full retard?
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--- Quote from: Griffith on December 08, 2024, 02:35:14 AM ---The handwriting looks different ???
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--- Quote from: Rascal full on December 08, 2024, 05:59:19 AM ---Anyone that doesn't agree with this Royalty freak is apparently the same person!
What a fucking Muppet
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--- Quote from: chaos on December 08, 2024, 09:20:29 AM ---Is Royalty still wrong ???
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--- Quote from: Griffith on December 09, 2024, 05:32:44 AM ---
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--- Quote from: Griffith on December 09, 2024, 08:40:21 PM ---Are the gimmicks in the room with you now 'Royalty'? ???
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--- Quote from: chaos on December 10, 2024, 03:41:37 PM ---They must be, cause they're not in this thread.
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on December 10, 2024, 05:02:39 AM ---Poor bitch...caught 'wet handed'
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--- Quote from: JustPlaneJane on December 10, 2024, 07:42:19 AM ---Shades of Matt “MR. TITS” Canning…
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on December 10, 2024, 04:32:03 PM ---HA HA HA....you're being outed so badly
Did you need a new source for your thorazine?
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on December 10, 2024, 04:33:23 PM ---NO MERCY FOR YOUR DIARY
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--- Quote from: Bevo on December 11, 2024, 11:11:07 AM ---Your posts from 2007 have you talking shit about Mentzer
This is just outright sad and pathetic. Mentzer has been dead for 23 years. Even if he was alive he doesn’t know you or owe you anything, this obsession for your age is ridiculous
You lost your marbles long ago. Please seek help , I hear SF1900 is a psychiatrist
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--- Quote from: Krankenstein on December 11, 2024, 11:26:38 AM ---
NO MERCY FOR YOUR DIARY BUT BRACING FOR IMPACT IN NEW PINK FONT BECAUSE METHZER IS DEDZ
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--- Quote from: Sandrock on December 11, 2024, 05:27:28 PM ---krankenstein has posteds videos of himself(crushing Hankins), there's just about no way he's a gimmick. Like a .000000001% chance he's running any of these accounts you think are gimmicks. And the handwriting really doesn't match.
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--- Quote from: illuminati on August 14, 2025, 02:59:41 PM ---WTF is it with royalty & small hand pics / Danimal / and accusing everyone of
Being a fake account / gimmick ?
Is it some inside joke or is he just completely off his head. 🤷🏻♂️
All I know is its sure as hell Fucking boring /very stupid & repetitive.
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--- Quote from: SF1900 on August 14, 2025, 03:00:32 PM ---Hi Dan/Danimal.
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--- Quote from: illuminati on August 14, 2025, 03:03:02 PM ---
Yes its Me - I recently confessed to royalty that it was me - in the hope it would
Stop / help quell his insanity.
IT DIDN'T.
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--- Quote from: beakdoctor on August 14, 2025, 05:43:50 PM ---Dude is a loon.
He's been proven wrong over and over, he's been exposed as having extremely limited intelligence, and he's been absolutely slaughtered anytime he tries to match wits, so he resorts to the 'small hands' pic over and over again. Somewhere along the way he's developed a concerning obsession with Danimal. To top it all off there's his so-called 'faith.' Religion + mental illness is rarely met with positive results.
I don't think he has much going for him. Getbig is an important place for him- as it is for all of us to some degree- but his degree is actually unhealthy and he's posted so much infantile shit there's no coming back from it. He's probably losing his mind.
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--- Quote from: Van_Bilderass on August 14, 2025, 07:25:25 PM ---His posts are ridiculous but it might be a sickness actually.
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--- Quote from: Flexacon on August 14, 2025, 07:28:40 PM ---Crazy thing is that danimal hasn't even posted on here for like 5 years
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--- Quote from: illuminati on August 14, 2025, 08:07:31 PM ---I tend to think he's mentally disturbed as the small hand thing along with every
Poster being Danimal & the never ending Mike Mentzer should've won the 1980
Olympia are just so worn out & pathetic now.
It's not normal behaviour from a grown man.
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--- Quote from: Sandrock on August 14, 2025, 08:29:19 PM ---LACES OUT DAN(IMAL)
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--- Quote from: Phantom Spunker on August 14, 2025, 11:34:43 PM ---There is no inside joke. The man is just mentally ill and has zero respect for anyone else on here. He's been ruining the board for years now by literally just spamming every thread with the same pictures and baseless accusations. Once in a while he will start some gay 'bodybuilding' thread and post photos of an obscure 1970s bodybuilder's crotch as if that's supposed to help him maintain a semblance of credibility.
Remember back in 2023 he was given something like the 'worst poster' or 'biggest spastic' award on Getbig as a warning to wise up and stop pissing everyone off? He didn't listen, so it's about time now that a decent mod like OMR does the merciful thing and shoots him in the back of the head.
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--- Quote from: Skeletor on August 15, 2025, 12:47:34 AM ---He does seem mentally disturbed and oddly obsessed. He probably looks something like this:
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--- Quote from: rocket on August 15, 2025, 02:37:57 AM ---I was wondering the same thing.
Pretty much everything you say here has been true for 20 years and nobody seemed to notice or give a shit until recently. It is odd that all of a sudden he has come to prominence for ire.
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--- Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 15, 2025, 12:50:27 PM ---Hahahahah Little Bitch is avoiding this thread at all costs.
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Quote from: OneMoreRep on February 05, 2024, 03:55:19 PM
Most Annoying Poster:
Nominees: Oak, Royalty, rmj11
Winner: Royalty. Seriously, what the fuck happened here? You would think that one trick pony dipshits like Oak (memes) and rimjob11 (quoting posters while changing quotes) would be an easy win. But no, as we all saw Royalty slowly degrade into a Mentzer-like drug fantasy with gimmick accusations: abraham g is bevo, bevo is beakdoctor, beak is OMR, OMR is chaos, chaos is grape ape (maybe?)... Anyway, we are setting up a gofundme to have a life size statuette created of beakdoctor's middle finger to send to Royalty so he can sit down on it and shove it up his fucking ass. Congrats to Royalty! Fuck you.
Royalty:
This scene displays a typical LurkerNoMore morning shave, as he thinks about danimal77 being “wrongfully attacked” at Getbig
beakdoctor:
--- Quote from: Royalty on September 01, 2025, 11:49:30 AM ---This scene displays a typical LurkerNoMore morning shave, as he thinks about danimal77 being “wrongfully attacked” at Getbig
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Ha! You stupid f4G!
Your whole melt down thats been going on for years now -and has seen you fall from a once credible member with impressive contributions to the random bodybuilding pics thread to a total fucking jackass who's been designated the worst poster on this forum- began when you decided you had to "defend" Mike Mentzer from my "attacks"
Pot meet kettle
Royalty meet schmoe.
Lol, what a loser.
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